Posted November 26, 2007 It's not the end of the world if you don't climax. You could just lie and say you want to give your woman the greatest thrill of your life, without it ever ending. That's what I did, and those were probably the best 2 and a half hours of her life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2007 I can't seem to climax with a condom on, but once she's on the pill, it gets messy and those were probably the best 2 and a half hours of her life im guessing the main word in that sentance was PROBABLY :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2007 Oh god, first time i did it i didn't climax at all, and my dick started to ache ¬_¬ In what kind of object were you introducing your penis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2007 im guessing the main word in that sentance was PROBABLY :P I don't know, I haven't seen her for sixth months plus. I think that alone deserves a Jordan contorted smiley face. Wait for it...here it is. >.< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2007 Haha...you mean you...hahahahah, that's pretty bad. My first time, I the horniest guy on earth, and for some reason Rage Against The Machine were playing in the background. It was great, lasted about fiv...half an hour? . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2007 In what kind of object were you introducing your penis? What the hell were YOU doing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2007 Haha...you mean you...hahahahah, that's pretty bad. My first time, I the horniest guy on earth, and for some reason Rage Against The Machine were playing in the background. It was great, lasted about fiv...half an hour? . Now that made me lol, It's not Bard without some sort of metal playing in the background Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2007 Now that made me lol, It's not Bard without some sort of metal playing in the background It's not metal .... It was also far far too angry for that occasion haha. Damn, maybe if that guy got some tail, he'd chill out? :p. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2007 It's not metal .... It was also far far too angry for that occasion haha. Damn, maybe if that guy got some tail, he'd chill out? :p. the better question, bardy boy, is why was rage against the machine playing in the background? why was it on? its anti-mood setting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2007 Woo! I just went to see my ex-girlfriend, and we ended up having the best sex ever! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2007 the better question, bardy boy, is why was rage against the machine playing in the background? why was it on? its anti-mood setting We were in her bed, and it was between Rage Against The Machine and Bright Eyes. Quite frankly, angry sex > depressed sex . It was bare loud aswell...and I didn't have the stones to go turn it down...it was unimportant tbh . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2007 Jordan, your penis sounds awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2007 Jordan, your penis sounds awesome. I agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2007 Jordan, your penis sounds awesome. I agree. What in christ.This thread is getting better by the minute Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2007 I think I have gone off sex. I've had lots of lovers and never wanted to lose a fair few of those. However, I met my fiance a year ago and I loved again and although we obviously have sex and enjoy it, there are MUCH better things that we do, like just spending time together - Laughing and enjoying life. It's great I guess I've (personally) got to a point where sex is just 'another thing' and it's wonderful but I'm kind of older and just enjoy the different aspects of a relationship. Maybe I grew up. Little ol' me. LOVE FTW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2007 Gotta agree tapedeck. Love >>>> Sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2007 Of course, Love + Sex > Love > Sex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2007 Love + Sex + Lube > Love + Sex > Love > Sex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2007 Always one step too far... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2007 Yeah, course, you let her kiss your eye with her lips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2007 I just had awesome sex. Twice. Just so you know :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2007 I just had awesome sex. Twice. With a fleshlight I presume. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2007 With a fleshlight I presume. Yes... untill Dec 15th then i go stupidly OTT. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
