Fierce_LiNk Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 It's not the end of the world if you don't climax. You could just lie and say you want to give your woman the greatest thrill of your life, without it ever ending. That's what I did, and those were probably the best 2 and a half hours of her life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 I can't seem to climax with a condom on, but once she's on the pill, it gets messy and those were probably the best 2 and a half hours of her life im guessing the main word in that sentance was PROBABLY :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Oh god, first time i did it i didn't climax at all, and my dick started to ache ¬_¬ In what kind of object were you introducing your penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 im guessing the main word in that sentance was PROBABLY :P I don't know, I haven't seen her for sixth months plus. I think that alone deserves a Jordan contorted smiley face. Wait for it...here it is. >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Haha...you mean you...hahahahah, that's pretty bad. My first time, I the horniest guy on earth, and for some reason Rage Against The Machine were playing in the background. It was great, lasted about fiv...half an hour? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demuwan Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 In what kind of object were you introducing your penis? What the hell were YOU doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Haha...you mean you...hahahahah, that's pretty bad. My first time, I the horniest guy on earth, and for some reason Rage Against The Machine were playing in the background. It was great, lasted about fiv...half an hour? . Now that made me lol, It's not Bard without some sort of metal playing in the background Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Now that made me lol, It's not Bard without some sort of metal playing in the background It's not metal .... It was also far far too angry for that occasion haha. Damn, maybe if that guy got some tail, he'd chill out? :p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 It's not metal .... It was also far far too angry for that occasion haha. Damn, maybe if that guy got some tail, he'd chill out? :p. the better question, bardy boy, is why was rage against the machine playing in the background? why was it on? its anti-mood setting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh_gamer Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Woo! I just went to see my ex-girlfriend, and we ended up having the best sex ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 the better question, bardy boy, is why was rage against the machine playing in the background? why was it on? its anti-mood setting We were in her bed, and it was between Rage Against The Machine and Bright Eyes. Quite frankly, angry sex > depressed sex . It was bare loud aswell...and I didn't have the stones to go turn it down...it was unimportant tbh . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielTimothy Posted November 26, 2007 Author Share Posted November 26, 2007 Jordan, your penis sounds awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Jordan, your penis sounds awesome. I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 What in christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Jordan, your penis sounds awesome. I agree. What in christ.This thread is getting better by the minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapedeck Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I think I have gone off sex. I've had lots of lovers and never wanted to lose a fair few of those. However, I met my fiance a year ago and I loved again and although we obviously have sex and enjoy it, there are MUCH better things that we do, like just spending time together - Laughing and enjoying life. It's great I guess I've (personally) got to a point where sex is just 'another thing' and it's wonderful but I'm kind of older and just enjoy the different aspects of a relationship. Maybe I grew up. Little ol' me. LOVE FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Gotta agree tapedeck. Love >>>> Sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Of course, Love + Sex > Love > Sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Love + Sex + Lube > Love + Sex > Love > Sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Always one step too far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 No kissing or huging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Yeah, course, you let her kiss your eye with her lips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I just had awesome sex. Twice. Just so you know :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I just had awesome sex. Twice. With a fleshlight I presume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 With a fleshlight I presume. Yes... untill Dec 15th then i go stupidly OTT. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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