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dude, you're calling it a "vag" - THATS why you're not getting any :nono:

 

 

 

:heh:

 

In his defence, I doubt he says "Hey hot stuff, can I touch your vag?"

 

I am currently writing a sex scene so thought I'd swing by here and procrastinate.

 

Kinda offended, my f.b. didn't give me the usual "you out tonight?" Monday text. Rude. Guessing hes not out either.

 

Lady, there is no sexy word to call it.

 

You better not be one of these people who call it a 'flower'. Because, lady, I have never bought anybody roses that have ever looked like THAT.

 

Bajingo - If they laugh they are a Scrubs fan and marriage material.

 

Or fire, because c'mon; who doesn't love saying "I want to touch your fire!"

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There is NO sexy word alive to call it.

 

Best off not to just mention it. Small talk in sex is so....urgh. Unless it's "I love you" or "a huuuge compliment."

 

"So, how was your day? By the way, is it ok if I go down on your bajingo?"

 

It's easier to just go forward and start doing it. That's how I do it. Never misses. Every single day. :D

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There is NO sexy word alive to call it.

 

Best off not to just mention it. Small talk in sex is so....urgh. Unless it's "I love you" or "a huuuge compliment."

 

"So, how was your day? By the way, is it ok if I go down on your bajingo?"

 

Thats why I go for meaningless grabby sex. No small talk. (y)

 

(do we have a thumbs up icon..?)

 

Speaking of, got a text off fb. Would have come to mine tonight but had to escort an ill friend home. So we're doing next Monday instead :D

 

*wishes away week*

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I don't get it... why are guys obsessed with BJs? I don't get it. I'd much rather give oral than receive it!

Normally I would, but the lady I am currently with has some wierd hang up about having cock in her mouth, so if she cant be arsed to suck my penis, i feel little or no need to go down on her even though i enjoy it.

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Lady, there is no sexy word to call it.

 

You better not be one of these people who call it a 'flower'. Because, lady, I have never bought anybody roses that have ever looked like THAT.

i know, i know.. i was just joking ^__^ and no, not "flower" that's almost as bad as "vag". tbh i dont tend to have to say anything about it... if a guy has to ask he's probably not gunna get (^.^)

 

 

:idea: on the same-ish vein of preferred porno genres ~ what's on your "to-try" list?? for me, threesome. FFM, no devils threesomes* thank youuu.... (bleh >__<)

 

(*yay for scrubs!)

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:idea: on the same-ish vein of preferred porno genres ~ what's on your "to-try" list??

 

 

Sex outside but I'm probably gonna have to wait for warmer weather ::shrug: And by that I don't mean in public, just getting down in the outdoors really.

 

for me, threesome. FFM, no devils threesomes* thank youuu.... (bleh >__<)

 

Really? I thought we were just hypothetically talking about that. And I was the one who brought it up :p

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I'd do a threesome, either MMF or FFM.

 

But i doubt any other living thing apart from Letty would want to see me nekkid T_T.

 

Oh and public sex? Why not, theres alot of hills around here that no one goes up :p

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Sex outside but I'm probably gonna have to wait for warmer weather ::shrug: And by that I don't mean in public, just getting down in the outdoors really.

*wonders what the weather will be like in march...*

 

Really? I thought we were just hypothetically talking about that. And I was the one who brought it up :p

really really. tbh i've kind of warmed to the idea... i just dont know anyone i'd want to do it with... (you gotta find the right guy :heh: )

 

i mean, it's not the only thing on the list, but if i wrote it down now - it would ruin the surprise... ^____^

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:idea: on the same-ish vein of preferred porno genres ~ what's on your "to-try" list?? for me, threesome. FFM, no devils threesomes* thank youuu.... (bleh >__<)

 

(*yay for scrubs!)

 

Why not MMF? :D ...

 

If I'm honest, maybe anal...Porn just makes it look too damn good, can't knock it if I don't try it...Um, thats giving anal mind you (and to a woman) ;).

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If I'm honest, maybe anal...Porn just makes it look too damn good, can't knock it if I don't try it...Um, thats giving anal mind you (and to a woman) ;).

 

See I don't see the appeal of this at all. Obviously in a male-male situation there is much choice (or if a woman wants to screw a guy, which is more common than you'd think) but male-female setup then it just seems the same as sex except more dirty (not in a sexual sense), less stimulating for her and quite physically damaging. I know good preparation can lessen most of this but still it seems like a worse verison of sex from my perspective. Only up side i can think of is that its tighter.

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