somme Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 From yahoo.com: Wii grasses up cheating wife! A US soldier discovered his missus had been playing away at home after spotting a suspicious "Mii" on his Nintendo Wii, the Evening Standard reports. The man, known only as Tony, returned from a year in Iraq to reports from chums that his wife had been cheating on him. He'd had the Wii for company while on service in Iraq, but had mailed it back to the States prior to his return. His other half claimed she'd only kissed the suspect, a professional bowler, once, but the Wii said otherwise. Tony emailed a Nintendo messageboard admitting he'd was "confused about his wife's denials of any indiscretion". However, he continued: "All that changed when I plug in my Nintendo Wii for some Wii Sports. I flip through the Wii menu and visit the Mii channel so I can peruse the many friends that I have created with the guys that I played with in Iraq. As I go through the characters I see there is a Mii that I have not created." Tony concluded: "I went into the Wii message board and click on the calendar option. Through this menu I was able to identify the many nights my wife's Mii and this other Mii character played Wii bowling." And for good measure, the offending Mii was apparently "strikingly similar" to the bowling philanderer. The end result? "Tony has separated from his wife and filed for divorce," the Standard notes. ® Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 What's next, Wii Play Away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero-of-Time Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Best news story of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babooo Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 haha thats funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMonkey Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 HEHE awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firthy1991 Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 lmao for once, the games console has proven its worth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Bowling is the new slang for having sex. Also, taken from Neogaf: Today's Accomplishments Caught the Bastard 00:04 Wrung His Fucking Neck 00:12 SUPER MARIO GALAXY 04:33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 To be honest if the wife is stupid enough to make a Mii of the guy she would have been caught anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtle Squad Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Wait a second.....Playing videogames counts as cheating now?!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 What's next, Wii Play Away? Ba-dum tch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Ah-ah. This shit is fucking hillarious. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Well, now it can be said "Wii know everything". That is pure brilliance and hilarious at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 From yahoo.com: Wii grasses up cheating wife! A US soldier discovered his missus had been playing away at home after spotting a suspicious "Mii" on his Nintendo Wii, the Evening Standard reports. The man, known only as Tony, returned from a year in Iraq to reports from chums that his wife had been cheating on him. He'd had the Wii for company while on service in Iraq, but had mailed it back to the States prior to his return. His other half claimed she'd only kissed the suspect, a professional bowler, once, but the Wii said otherwise. Tony emailed a Nintendo messageboard admitting he'd was "confused about his wife's denials of any indiscretion". However, he continued: "All that changed when I plug in my Nintendo Wii for some Wii Sports. I flip through the Wii menu and visit the Mii channel so I can peruse the many friends that I have created with the guys that I played with in Iraq. As I go through the characters I see there is a Mii that I have not created." Tony concluded: "I went into the Wii message board and click on the calendar option. Through this menu I was able to identify the many nights my wife's Mii and this other Mii character played Wii bowling." And for good measure, the offending Mii was apparently "strikingly similar" to the bowling philanderer. The end result? "Tony has separated from his wife and filed for divorce," the Standard notes. ® added bold to point out how this is clearly PR. There's no real news story, but tonnes of wii facts planted throughout. And a pro bowler in a wii sports story? ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 added bold to point out how this is clearly PR. There's no real news story, but tonnes of wii facts planted throughout. And a pro bowler in a wii sports story? ridiculous. Spoilsport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesthewiidict Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 ha ha weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 So awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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