How was your day?

[ReZourceman]

I went to the videostore yesterday and said, "Can I take out The Elephantman."

The store owner replyed, "Nah he's not your type."

"Alright," I said "how about Batman Forever."

He replyed "you'll have to bring him back by Tuesday."

 

Got my driving test today at 12:15. I'm really nervous, but I'm jst goign to constantly think to myself "mirror!" and I should pass.

 

Good luck matey. Nothing can help the nerves, so you've just gotta go for gold!

[rokhed00]

Well, just got back from the doctors, and my blood pressure is normal, wahey, maybe i can start drinking again. I've also got a referral to a transgender specialist to get the ball rolling towards my operation.

[Guest Stefkov]

lol more like I'm having to do a programme that even my teacher doesn't know how to do because as always he is wank at programming.

 

Maybe I should have said somebody do my programme instead xD

There's always the help with homework thread.

 

My Zen fucked up so my day has become a very bad one. What's even better is that the 60GB Vision M has been discontinued...

 

...

[nightwolf]

I don't really need help with it now luckily...the teacher wishes us to do it a very random way and if it was a real programme it just wouldnt ever be used.

[Guest Jordan]

I don't really need help with it now luckily...the teacher wishes us to do it a very random way and if it was a real programme it just wouldnt ever be used.

 

You could just punch him in the crotch... that'd get rid of him.

 

Or strangle him with your breasts, since they're apparently so large.

 

Something like that.

[Guest Stefkov]

What you programming in?

At this level nothing realyl would get used properly. Hell my program is gonna be deleted after I finish college. Or just thrown into the depths of my external hard drive.

It's useless.

[Fandango]

Had a terrible day yesterday, had to get 4 Wisdom teeth out, so sore . So much blood aswell, a day later and my teeth are still bleeding though at a lesser rate.

 

Only good thing about the day is my Graphics card finally arrived, the 8800GT!

[Guest Jordan]

I was super tempted by the 8800GT, i currently have a 8800GTS (G90) 640mb. But i figured my PC could run everything but Crysis maxed out, thus it was pointless.

[Fandango]

I was super tempted by the 8800GT, i currently have a 8800GTS (G90) 640mb. But i figured my PC could run everything but Crysis maxed out, thus it was pointless.

 

Well its a fantastic card for the price, but if you have a GTS you might aswell just hold out for a newer card to come out, not that much difference between then really.

 

Think the 9800's are coming out soon enough right?

[nightwolf]

You could just punch him in the crotch... that'd get rid of him.

 

Or strangle him with your breasts, since they're apparently so large.

 

Something like that.

 

 

pssh get fucked, d isnt large :P

[Mundi]

I´ve always found it weird that alphabetical letters are used to signify bra size...

Why not use numbers? Like they do with everything else when it comes to size.

[Mr-Paul]

I´ve always found it weird that alphabetical letters are used to signify bra size...

Why not use numbers? Like they do with everything else when it comes to size.

 

They do.

 

They use numbers and letters, eg 30C, 32DD etc.

First of all a number which is the chest size, in inches, I think, and then a letter, which is the cup size. Am I right nightwolf?

[Mundi]

Then i retract my statement.

[Letty]

They do.

 

They use numbers and letters, eg 30C, 32DD etc.

First of all a number which is the chest size, in inches, I think, and then a letter, which is the cup size. Am I right nightwolf?

 

Well I'm not Nightwolf, but you are indeed correct!

[Guest Jordan]

pssh get fucked, d isnt large :P

 

Well, C's are atleast a handful. So, D's are reasonably big considering the average in this country is a 36B or something last time i checked.

 

Also, i'll get fucked just for you later on

[ReZourceman]

Well, C's are atleast a handful. So, D's are reasonably big considering the average in this country is a 36B or something last time i checked.

 

Aye. I dont claim to be an expert on bewbs, but a D cup....well it means you're packing.

[Guest Stefkov]

I never really got the hang of bra sizes and I never will. Until I actually need to buy some for someone, that won't happen though.

I wish they'd just categorize them;

petite, small, medium, large, larger, too big for your own good, ExtraVaGanzaa

[Guest Jordan]

"one EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAAA! bra plz."

 

Man, that'd be awesome.

[jayseven]

Well, just got back from the doctors, and my blood pressure is normal, wahey, maybe i can start drinking again. I've also got a referral to a transgender specialist to get the ball rolling towards my operation.

Ho ho! I see what you did there Well good luck with it all

 

You could just punch him in the crotch... that'd get rid of him.

 

Or strangle him with your breasts, since they're apparently so large.

 

Something like that.

Hey now, you know that if you ever need attention all you need to do is kill yourself* swing your penis about.

 

MY DAY SO FAR. Well... I woke up. That's about it. Can't decide when I should start drinking...

 

*Will someone tell me please how to do the scribe-line thing on these boards?

[ShadowV7]

And I can't decide whether to get cake, subway or KFC

 

Stuck at Uni on a break. Got 2 lectures on at 4, deciding which one to miss, they both have registers so either way I might get moaned at then a pratical at 5.

 

Freakin win for late days.

[Guest Stefkov]

*Will someone tell me please how to do the scribe-line thing on these boards?

Is it this

It is. [*strike][/*strike] I'm guessing you mean a line through the text.

Aced the driving lesson I just had, imo. Started to get a little bored/tired near the end.

[Aimless]

*Will someone tell me please how to do the scribe-line thing on these boards?

This? That? You use .

 

I hope your driving test went well, weeyellowbloke. And if not, well, rest assured that you can't possibly fail as many times as I did.

[jayseven]

thank you for the useless, lousy information. Now I can add humour to my post in so many different ways! shit.

[Dyson]

This post belongs in the meaningless post thread here.

 

 

Ahh testing

[Guest Stefkov]

Hey lets all strike our text