Daft Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Just got back from seeing Ricky Gervais prep his new stand up show. I take back everything I said about him. His rape and paedophile jokes are hilarious. Started my new job this week. T'is awesome and I am awesome at it. Publishing is pretty cool but I doubt I'll go into it.
Dyson Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Just got back from seeing Ricky Gervais prep his new stand up show. I take back everything I said about him. His rape and paedophile jokes are hilarious. Started my new job this week. T'is awesome and I am awesome at it. Publishing is pretty cool but I doubt I'll go into it. Haha, same boat buds.
Jimbob Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I swear my parents don't like me or are just trying to get rid of me or something. I have this thing about that i don't like dogs after being bitten by a few when i was younger. I think you can guess where this is going now, they are planning on purchasing one. I swear the parents don't like me.
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I feel like I've broadcasted this pointlessly now. It is a mighty coincidence.
Paj! Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 (edited) bunch of stuff. If Fiona is going to Edinburgh School Of Art, I think I might know her. Oh wait, you said she was 22. Fine, probably not. Edited August 20, 2009 by Dan_Dare
Ellmeister Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Why quote the long post again? -_- Chair was does KBed mean?
ipaul Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 It's my 18th birthday toady! But I also have to go through clearing =/ It could be a long day o_O
Dan_Dare Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Why quote the long post again? -_- Chair was does KBed mean? fixed!
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Work was semi-normal. I do the most of the work whilst my coworker stands around with his limp dick in his hands talking to his former flatmate [who every week says he's going to ignore because he annoys him immensely, but then the ties of friendship and suspected bumlove appear once more.] But the fun came right at the end. Whilst asking people for their glasses as some enjoy taking the piss, I ask one group of women who came near the end so have nigh on full glasses. One of them took off her glasses and tried giving them to me. Another asked for five minutes so I said yeah. Came back five minutes later and they had nearly done: Me: *As lady was drinking* You've had five minutes, do eet naaow [said just like that] *Lady gives pr0 Me the glass and I put it on the bar and returns for the rest* Older Lady: *Points to landlord and friend with glasses* There are still people with glasses and you need a personality+ Me: That's the boss. Older Lady: Don't worry I will. Me: You will what madam? Older Lady: Don't worry about it. Forget it. Me: Ok *Walks off to get more glasses* + Awesome remark.
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 I don't get it? Did he edit your "what" into "was"?
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 I don't understand that either? Maybe he KBed you?
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 (edited) KBed = Knockbacked? Yeah, me and Ell found the truth on the Dictionary that is Urban. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=KBed Also, the chef at work has suddenly quit I heard last night, and came into work mega twatted, the boss had to "direct" him outside twice. HOWEVER! THE NEW DEVELOPMENT IS! Daddy phoned me up earlier saying that ex-chef was at Dad's pub last night [Dad wasn't working] and threatened to kill him. So Dad phones me up asking when he works so he can have a... a chat I had to deliver the bad news he wasn't working anymore, and after some contact with my coworker and a phonecall from the boss I learned he's been acting a drunken prat elsewhere and the police have been involved. Which is a shame because although he looks a bit "chavvy" he seemed a nice guy. Edited August 20, 2009 by EEVILMURRAY
Daft Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 All I can say is... PASSING CLOUDS!! My birthday party has a venue. An amazingly cool venue. Just booked it. I need to think of a theme. Some kind of fancy dress that doesn't require too much effort but works. No rush, it's in two months.
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 All I can say is... PASSING CLOUDS!! My birthday party has a venue. An amazingly cool venue. Just booked it. I need to think of a theme. Some kind of fancy dress that doesn't require too much effort but works. No rush, it's in two months. My mate had a "theme" where basically we had to pick something with the first letter of his name, which was S. So maybe something similar, which doesn't mean you have to pidgeon hole a costume set.
Daft Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 I love that thinking. Nice idea. I may steal it. It's definitely on the list.
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 I dusted off my Ghostbuster costume and went as Egon. I love that thinking. Nice idea. I may steal it. It's definitely on the list. Naturally if your first/last name is something really dodgy, like Virgil Xavier, you may want to pick a letter more easily accessible.
MoogleViper Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 I just finished watching Stargate Continuum. At the end it said; The events, characters, firms depicted in this motion picture are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual firms is purely coincidental. Which is strange because something incredibly similar happened to me the other week.
Molly Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 My mate had a "theme" where basically we had to pick something with the first letter of his name, which was S. So maybe something similar, which doesn't mean you have to pidgeon hole a costume set. I've been to two ''P'' parties. One I dressed as a Pea and the other as a Piano (dressed all in black and stuck keys down one side of my body). Both parties were awesome. Definitely a good idea Daft! My day, meant to be in London for art and coffee; have rearranged for tomorrow cos I'm not too well, probably the diet, I'll get over it.
Gizmo Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 I seem to remember a picture of Molly with a green face being a "pea" appearing at some point in the User Image Gallery :p I'm trying to teach myself guitar. To save myself from the monotony of just perfecting chord progressions I'm trying to actually learn songs. I can do the first 6 notes of Karma Police before getting bamboozled by the G
Daft Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Well it would be an 'N' for me but all I can think of is Nazis. Damn that one track fascist mind of mine.
Goafer Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 My car passed it's MOT today. Which is a both a relief and surprise. It needs tax at the end of the month and I totally didn't notice that the MOT had ran out (*cough* a while ago...). Normally the car needs 2 MOTs, the first one is just to find out what needs repairing for the second one. Seems it passed first time this year. Win. What's also surprising is that it seems to have healed itself in the space of a year. Last year it got an advisory on 3 wheel bearings. No mention of it this year. My car has become alive. Shit, it's only a matter of time before it goes all Skynet. "I'm afraid I can't let you live Luke." *Seatbelts tighten*
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