Portlett Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 thought id post a new thread for posting jokes of the sick variety. So a guy is in the pub talking to his mates about this girl he met the other night. He was walking home from work and decided to take a shortcut via the railway line. Whilst he was walking he spots a girl tied to the railway line. He goes over and attempts to chat her up........5 minutes later and bobs yer uncle theyre having sex. Anyway he's telling all this to his mates in the pub and his mate asks him, "well did she give you a blowjob or what?!"........."nah sorry mate I wanted her to but she didn't have a head."
harribo Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 Well that wasn't to good but I NEED to sick jokes.
UK Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It used the bridge instead.
Portlett Posted September 28, 2007 Author Posted September 28, 2007 whats the difference between john paul the 2nd and maddy?..........john paul died a virgin.
Guest Jordan Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 Oh man.. Okay, for the mean time i'll let this one slide. But if it gets really fucked up, it will be locked.
Shorty Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It used the bridge instead. That's just too far man.
Mundi Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It used the bridge instead.
Problematique Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 What's the difference between a baby and a fridge? ... A fridge doesn't scream when you pack it full of meat.
darksnowman Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 This is like the only joke I can ever remember, so enjoy! When is a fairy not a fairy? When it's down a pixies pants and its a goblin! Geddit??
Zell Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 How do you get a baby into a bowl? A blender How do you get a baby out of a bowl? Nachos
Problematique Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 How do you make a three year old cry twice? ... Wipe your bloodied dick on their teddy bear.
McMad Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 What has 8 legs and terrifies women? GANG RAPE!
Mikey Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 What's pink, stiff, and makes women go crazy? Cot death. What dya call an Ethiopian with long toe nails? A rake. A man walks up to a woman in a bar, and asks her, "would you sleep with me for a million dollars"? The woman says, "yes, I probably would". The man asks, "would you sleep with me for 1 dollar"? The woman says, "NO, what type of woman do you take me for"?! The man says, "THAT type". "We have already established we are now haggling over the price".
McMad Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 Oh that last one reminds me of one: Whats so great about getting a blow job from an Ethiopian woman? You know they're gonna swallow for sure.
Wesley Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 I like dark humor... but some this kind of "dark" humor about raping babies is just stupid. I don't have a problem with it, but all of you who laugh are pretty much bastards with no comedy taste and discretion at all.
Mikey Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 It's a thread for sick jokes, who gives a fuk if it's racist? As long as you don't go around beating up black people and yelling nigger at them, then you're golden.
thirtynine. Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 What has 8 Legs and hurts women? Gang Rape!
Shino Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 I've told this one before but... How long takes for a black woman to crap? 9 months
Mikey Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 I've told this one before but... How long takes for a black woman to crap? 9 months LMAO, class.
Jon Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 Renault have revealed their brand new stealth car. The Renault McCann.
Wesley Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 I'm pretty disgusted with these forums sometimes.
Daft Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 Why should it be locked? You can't be telling me that jokes like Shino's posted are acceptable? Its disgusting and intolerant.
Shorty Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 What has 8 Legs and hurts women?Dude that one is further up the damn page.How is this not locked yet!?!?It keeps all the freaks in one place.
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