If you could be a fruit what fruit would you be?

[Coolness Bears]

It is a random question that has been on my mind for a few days. I have asked a few people and have had a variety of answers.

 

In this thread you say what fruit you would like to be and give reasons for your choice.

I shall post what fruit i'd like to be later.

 

It is my first thread so be nice

[AshMat]

Peach, because it's the shape of an ass.

[Slaggis]

Orange.

 

Simply I love the colour, and they taste so damn good. Oh and when you get bored you can roll them in races with other oranges.

[EchoDesiato]

A banana.

 

 

GO BANANA!

[welsh_gamer]

I think I would choose to be a banana, as they are considered a fun fruit, due to being associated with comedy.

[Guest Stefkov]

An apple so I can fall on someone's head and make them realise gravity exists.

[ShadowV7]

An apple so I can fall on someone's head and make them realise gravity exists.

 

A Christians head since they don't believe in gravity?

[Coolness Bears]

I have made my decision and have to go with banana.

 

They are just so RANDOM.

[DomJcg]

mmm pineapple

 

an apple and sexy

[The Bard]

Mango. Cause then I'd be the tastiest thing ever

[Ginger_Chris]

An Orange, for obvious reasons.

[Cube]

Tomato.

 

I'd cause arguments.

[EchoDesiato]

Tomato.

 

I'd cause arguments.

 

You win so very hard.

[weeyellowbloke]

A banana. Then I'd be full of energy and healthy potassium goodness. Plus people do interesting things with bananas, so if I'm lucky I could be off on erotic adventures.

[Mundi]

Mango. Cause then I'd be the tastiest thing ever

 

Heh same here, haven´t tasted a mango but i like the name!

[conzer16]

Hmmm I really don't know...

 

Something green maybe? An apple or a kiwi fruit or something!

[motion]

Peach, because it's the shape of an ass.

 

Suits you .

 

Coconut. Hard on the outside, pussycat on the inside.

[Bluejay]

Suits you

Ashmat is gonna need a towel because he just got rinsed

[Cube]

Suits you .

 

Poor old AssHat.

[Letty]

I would be a grape, because they are small and round, perfect for rolling under your fridge, annoyingly just out of reach.

[Slaggis]

I would be a grape, because they are small and round, perfect for rolling under your fridge, annoyingly just out of reach.

 

I read to the "perfect for rolling under your fridge" and thought wtf? Why would you wanna be rolled under a fridge. I then read the rest. I need to finish reading stuff before thinking.

[Paj!]

I'd be Strange Fruit.

 

or a grape.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Maybe a courgette. Because then I might go in a minge.

[Calza]

I'm not sure, probably a avocado.

[Flaight]

lol yeah it is such a random question. Any fruit that doesn't get picked on by birds will do for me. I think I'd be coconuts. Rock hard on the outside but sweet and juicy once you peel the skin.