If you could be a fruit what fruit would you be?

[Marshmellow]

An orange I spose. Why? Cause they're tasty.

[theguyfromspark]

Freddie Mercury

[Fresh]

Is a grape a fruit? If so, I would be one of those. Hopefully a nice grape that goes on to make a fine Merlot.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Freddie Mercury

 

I see your Freddie Mercury and raise you by Elton John.

[theguyfromspark]

I see your Freddie Mercury and raise you by Elton John.

 

Damn, you win by that pesky "Is actually alive" rule!

[motion]

Ashmat is gonna need a towel because he just got rinsed

 

Not heard that expression but can imagine what it means.

[Oditri]

I'm gonna go with coconut. Coconuts kill more people each year than shark attacks.

See? DK's weapon is more dangerous than it looks

[Rummy]

Orange.

 

Simply I love the colour, and they taste so damn good. Oh and when you get bored you can roll them in races with other oranges.

 

Seconded, all of it. Orange is the way forwards my friend! Though the question is, which came first, the colour or the fruit???

Second option would be a mango, cos it's so sweet and delicious and mmmmmmm.

[BeerMonkey]

id be a pear

 

because it hasnt been said yet :P

[DanielTimothy]

Maybe a courgette. Because then I might go in a minge.

 

Hoping you'll have better luck as a fruit than in real life?

[Bluejay]

Not heard that expression but can imagine what it means.

I have no idea what you are talking about, you scary old man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Slaggis]

Seconded, all of it. Orange is the way forwards my friend! Though the question is, which came first, the colour or the fruit???

Second option would be a mango, cos it's so sweet and delicious and mmmmmmm.

 

its the new arguement! Stuff the chicken and the egg bollocks.

 

Hmm, no idea lol.

[gaggle64]

Blackberry. Lots of thorny protection.

[My Buttons are Magic!]

strawberries ( with cream!)

 

or melons - i love melons

 

tho im allergic and come out in hives

[AshMat]

Suits you .

 

Coconut. Hard on the outside, pussycat on the inside.

Yeah, kinda does.

 

Ashmat is gonna need a towel because he just got rinsed

I LOLed

 

Poor old AssHat.

Im cant decide if that's sarcasm or not..

[Chuck]

Peach, because it's the shape of an ass.

 

no change there then:kiss:

[Dante]

I would be a apple because i love eatting apples.

[Shorty]

Lychee. They're weird. They remind me of those little jellies you get in tiny plastic cups in supermarkets everywhere in east Asia. I like jellies.