Sexuality Thread

[mr_bogus]

No, but i remember using a bidet once (those inverted toilet things that spray water) and that made it feel really nice n smooth. You?

[rokhed00]

No, but i remember using a bidet once (those inverted toilet things that spray water) and that made it feel really nice n smooth. You?

 

3 enemas, the wife insists on it after the first time she used her strap on on me and it came out with shit on the end.

[Ant-Shimmin]

[Mikey]

3 enemas, the wife insists on it after the first time she used her strap on on me and it came out with shit on the end.

 

I like a nice load of anal sex. Giving and recieving from a woman with a strap on myself.

[KKOB]

 

That picture's just disturbing . . .

[rokhed00]

 

Nothing gay about anal sex.

 

I like a nice load of anal sex. Giving and recieving from a woman with a strap on myself.

 

It has the advantage of not going soft when they orgasm too.

[Mikey]

I want a hot chick to bend me over, and fuck me with her strap on, and jerk me off at the same time. Awesome.

[mr_bogus]

I was jealous when a lesbian friend told me about how she fucked her gf with a strap-on for 3 hours solid and made her orgasm 12 times. Made me want to have my "go soft" gene genetically disabled!

[Mikey]

Wish I was there. Are they hot though?

[Ant-Shimmin]

Lesbians are the hottest thing ever....

 

Seriously...

[Mikey]

Most lezzers are butch and poor imitations of men. They aren't like they are in the porn movies, dewd.

[mcj metroid]

I don't really believe that. That would technically mean most gays would be poor imitations of women which I don't believe they are.

 

no?

[Dan_Dare]

I was jealous when a lesbian friend told me about how she fucked her gf with a strap-on for 3 hours solid and made her orgasm 12 times. Made me want to have my "go soft" gene genetically disabled!

 

Jesus, that's some stamina right there. Blimey.

[motion]

3 hours of shagging? easy.

[Ant-Shimmin]

3 hours of shagging? easy.

 

Pfft....24 Hour Shags....

[motion]

Tut, 30 hour shags FTW (think I used that right??)

[somme]

I've never had a poo problem. :P

[Mr_Odwin]

You guys are crazy - 30 second sex is where it's at. Back to watching the telly before the adverts are finished!

[Ashley]

You guys are crazy - 30 second sex is where it's at. Back to watching the telly before the adverts are finished!

 

Said like a proper married man :p

[Jimjebus]

Guys generally feel threatened by gay or bi guys. Most girls are a bit bi anyway, in my experience.

 

Too true, I've seen it, Girls can sit there and kiss other girls , its kk , guy does it, it threatens other guys just because they think its making the side of men look weaker to girls

[KKOB]

Too true, I've seen it, Girls can sit there and kiss other girls , its kk , guy does it, it threatens other guys just because they think its making the side of men look weaker to girls

 

Except with emos. Stupid horny teens upsetting the status quo.

[UK]

You guys are crazy - 30 second sex is where it's at. Back to watching the telly before the adverts are finished!

 

Very well said, made me lol.

[rokhed00]

Most lezzers are butch and poor imitations of men. They aren't like they are in the porn movies, dewd.

 

I don't really believe that. That would technically mean most gays would be poor imitations of women which I don't believe they are.

 

no?

 

Doesn't matter whether you believe it or not, it's the truth.

9/10 lesbians make Phil Mitchell look like a pretty boy.

[Ashley]

The lesbians I know are quite "feminine" looking and I mean c'mon:

 

 

Its a myth.

[Guest Jordan]

How come some girls have to stop after one orgasm because it hurts or something... but others can keep going?

 

Its always baffled me :P