mr_bogus Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 No, but i remember using a bidet once (those inverted toilet things that spray water) and that made it feel really nice n smooth. You?
rokhed00 Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 No, but i remember using a bidet once (those inverted toilet things that spray water) and that made it feel really nice n smooth. You? 3 enemas, the wife insists on it after the first time she used her strap on on me and it came out with shit on the end.
Mikey Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 3 enemas, the wife insists on it after the first time she used her strap on on me and it came out with shit on the end. I like a nice load of anal sex. Giving and recieving from a woman with a strap on myself.
rokhed00 Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 Nothing gay about anal sex. I like a nice load of anal sex. Giving and recieving from a woman with a strap on myself. It has the advantage of not going soft when they orgasm too.
Mikey Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 I want a hot chick to bend me over, and fuck me with her strap on, and jerk me off at the same time. Awesome.
mr_bogus Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 I was jealous when a lesbian friend told me about how she fucked her gf with a strap-on for 3 hours solid and made her orgasm 12 times. Made me want to have my "go soft" gene genetically disabled!
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 Lesbians are the hottest thing ever.... Seriously...
Mikey Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 Most lezzers are butch and poor imitations of men. They aren't like they are in the porn movies, dewd.
mcj metroid Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 I don't really believe that. That would technically mean most gays would be poor imitations of women which I don't believe they are. no?
Dan_Dare Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 I was jealous when a lesbian friend told me about how she fucked her gf with a strap-on for 3 hours solid and made her orgasm 12 times. Made me want to have my "go soft" gene genetically disabled! Jesus, that's some stamina right there. Blimey.
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 3 hours of shagging? easy. Pfft....24 Hour Shags....
motion Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 Tut, 30 hour shags FTW (think I used that right??)
Mr_Odwin Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 You guys are crazy - 30 second sex is where it's at. Back to watching the telly before the adverts are finished!
Ashley Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 You guys are crazy - 30 second sex is where it's at. Back to watching the telly before the adverts are finished! Said like a proper married man :p
Jimjebus Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 Guys generally feel threatened by gay or bi guys. Most girls are a bit bi anyway, in my experience. Too true, I've seen it, Girls can sit there and kiss other girls , its kk , guy does it, it threatens other guys just because they think its making the side of men look weaker to girls
KKOB Posted August 11, 2007 Author Posted August 11, 2007 Too true, I've seen it, Girls can sit there and kiss other girls , its kk , guy does it, it threatens other guys just because they think its making the side of men look weaker to girls Except with emos. Stupid horny teens upsetting the status quo.
UK Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 You guys are crazy - 30 second sex is where it's at. Back to watching the telly before the adverts are finished! Very well said, made me lol.
rokhed00 Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Most lezzers are butch and poor imitations of men. They aren't like they are in the porn movies, dewd. I don't really believe that. That would technically mean most gays would be poor imitations of women which I don't believe they are. no? Doesn't matter whether you believe it or not, it's the truth. 9/10 lesbians make Phil Mitchell look like a pretty boy.
Ashley Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 The lesbians I know are quite "feminine" looking and I mean c'mon: Its a myth.
Guest Jordan Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 How come some girls have to stop after one orgasm because it hurts or something... but others can keep going? Its always baffled me :P
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