Falcon_BlizZACK Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 removes gimp suit and looks sad. Ok, i don't mind... Leave it on. Lets have funnsies.
mr_bogus Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 2 minds about the group sex thing, it's a double ended dild...i mean sword.
ReZourceman Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 I am rather shocked....or rather...well yeah I am. Basically last night I was having a conversation with someone, and they were like blah blah spit roasting. And I was like "Oh, thats when a woman is cummed on by usually multiple males" and then they copy and pasted the urban dictionary definition of a threesome, two males, one female, doggy and blow job at same time. I was kind of stunned to be honest. I'm not entirely certain how my definition of it came about. Well I think I know. I think I just heard the phrase and somehow got it misintepreted, and also mixed with my assumption. Like I thought....well....a pig roast spit roast, is an entire animal rolling around and roasting in its own juices, so like....a piece of meat (a woman)* being ejaculated on by multiple people (juices) and like....yeah. *Most offensive thing I've ever said?
rokhed00 Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 I am rather shocked....or rather...well yeah I am. Basically last night I was having a conversation with someone, and they were like blah blah spit roasting. And I was like "Oh, thats when a woman is cummed on by usually multiple males" and then they copy and pasted the urban dictionary definition of a threesome, two males, one female, doggy and blow job at same time. I was kind of stunned to be honest. I'm not entirely certain how my definition of it came about. Well I think I know. I think I just heard the phrase and somehow got it misintepreted, and also mixed with my assumption. Like I thought....well....a pig roast spit roast, is an entire animal rolling around and roasting in its own juices, so like....a piece of meat (a woman)* being ejaculated on by multiple people (juices) and like....yeah. *Most offensive thing I've ever said? Sounds like your friend is a little confused, what he's describing is bukake(sp), a spit roasting is getting fucked in the arse whilst giving a blow job, and you don't have to be a woman to get either.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Sounds like your friend is a little confused, what he's describing is bukake(sp), a spit roasting is getting fucked in the arse whilst giving a blow job, and you don't have to be a woman to get either. It was ReZ who was describing bukkake (mulitple ejaculations on a single individual).
rokhed00 Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 It was ReZ who was describing bukkake (mulitple ejaculations on a single individual). So it was, either way, no gratuitous semen flying around in a spit roasting.
ReZourceman Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Ah sweet, how do you pronounce bukkake? Boo-Kar-Key? Also found out what "queef" was today. Regret saying it out loud in front of the manager that was on duty at the time.
rokhed00 Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Ah sweet, how do you pronounce bukkake? Boo-Kar-Key? Also found out what "queef" was today. Regret saying it out loud in front of the manager that was on duty at the time. You learn something new every day.
chairdriver Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 LOL! Queefing is the base of loads of jokes in our year. Like having a queef sandwhich.
Slaggis Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 I hate feeling like this. Also, screw what people say. It is worse when you like a straight guy, because there is zero chance of anything happening, rather than it being either a gay guy, or a girl. Anyway, there's this guy in my year. I've mentioned him passingly once or twice before and, well...he's beyond hot. I cannot describe how attractive the guy is (A couple of my mates agree, a couple are like "Meh"). The only time I have ever had the oppurtinity to speak to him, I completely froze and embarassed myself beyond belief. Apparently, he's a complete douche, and thick as two short planks. But that doesn't bother me. I need him, now. No joke. NEED. ...Perverted post over.
rokhed00 Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 I hate feeling like this. Also, screw what people say. It is worse when you like a straight guy, because there is zero chance of anything happening, rather than it being either a gay guy, or a girl. Anyway, there's this guy in my year. I've mentioned him passingly once or twice before and, well...he's beyond hot. I cannot describe how attractive the guy is (A couple of my mates agree, a couple are like "Meh"). The only time I have ever had the oppurtinity to speak to him, I completely froze and embarassed myself beyond belief. Apparently, he's a complete douche, and thick as two short planks. But that doesn't bother me. I need him, now. No joke. NEED. ...Perverted post over. Lol at teenage crushes.
Slaggis Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 Lol at teenage crushes. I know. I'm so embarassed. I'm 17, and acting like a 12 year old. But I can't help it. *attempts to look cute*
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 It happens to all of us at some point, I guess. It's only natural.
Daft Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 Crushes are great. They're just so simple. Not like the other crap.
Razz Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 Crushes, a lot of them are probably left as just that. I had a massive crush on this guy for ages, and when something finally did happen I actually wish it hadn't at all. That said, how you're feeling is frustrating and can make you feel so annoyed. But I guess we all get like that really at some point towards someone.
ReZourceman Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 Crushes are great. They're just so simple. Not like the other crap. Amen to that.
Slaggis Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 Crushes are great. They're just so simple. Not like the other crap. That's the point. I actually want some crap. I'm sick of wanting people, instead of having people. I'd prefer crap to, well, nothing. /emo :p Crushes, a lot of them are probably left as just that. I had a massive crush on this guy for ages, and when something finally did happen I actually wish it hadn't at all. That said, how you're feeling is frustrating and can make you feel so annoyed. But I guess we all get like that really at some point towards someone. Yea, you are right. I've just not felt like this is a loooooong while, so it's getting me down a little, that's all. I shall get over it.
navarre Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 So it was, either way, no gratuitous semen flying around in a spit roasting. rokhed would know all about that. (Love you)
Daft Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 That's the point. I actually want some crap. I'm sick of wanting people, instead of having people. I'd prefer crap to, well, nothing. /emo :p Yeah I get you. I had a big crush on a guy at school. Hardly ever talked to him but we had a fair few classes together. I loved the sound of his voice.
Raining_again Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 That's the point. I actually want some crap. I'm sick of wanting people, instead of having people. I'd prefer crap to, well, nothing. I agree totally. unrequited love/lust/whatever is awful =(
Chris the great Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 I agree totally. unrequited love/lust/whatever is awful =( yep, agree. though since a bad experience of it, i dont feel it any more.
Eenuh Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 It happens to all of us at some point, I guess. It's only natural. Guess I'm one of the few people then who has never really had a crush, heh.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 Guess I'm one of the few people then who has never really had a crush, heh. Meh, it doesn't happen to some, it seems. Both things are natural, I guess. Depends on the type of person you are.
Slaggis Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 I agree totally. unrequited love/lust/whatever is awful =( Yup, completely agree. It's absolutely awful, when you know nothing is ever going to happen, but still lust towards said person. So effing annoying.
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