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I am rather shocked....or rather...well yeah I am.

 

Basically last night I was having a conversation with someone, and they were like blah blah spit roasting. And I was like "Oh, thats when a woman is cummed on by usually multiple males" and then they copy and pasted the urban dictionary definition of a threesome, two males, one female, doggy and blow job at same time.

 

I was kind of stunned to be honest. I'm not entirely certain how my definition of it came about. Well I think I know. I think I just heard the phrase and somehow got it misintepreted, and also mixed with my assumption.

 

Like I thought....well....a pig roast spit roast, is an entire animal rolling around and roasting in its own juices, so like....a piece of meat (a woman)* being ejaculated on by multiple people (juices) and like....yeah.

 

*Most offensive thing I've ever said?

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I am rather shocked....or rather...well yeah I am.

 

Basically last night I was having a conversation with someone, and they were like blah blah spit roasting. And I was like "Oh, thats when a woman is cummed on by usually multiple males" and then they copy and pasted the urban dictionary definition of a threesome, two males, one female, doggy and blow job at same time.

 

I was kind of stunned to be honest. I'm not entirely certain how my definition of it came about. Well I think I know. I think I just heard the phrase and somehow got it misintepreted, and also mixed with my assumption.

 

Like I thought....well....a pig roast spit roast, is an entire animal rolling around and roasting in its own juices, so like....a piece of meat (a woman)* being ejaculated on by multiple people (juices) and like....yeah.

 

*Most offensive thing I've ever said?

 

Sounds like your friend is a little confused, what he's describing is bukake(sp), a spit roasting is getting fucked in the arse whilst giving a blow job, and you don't have to be a woman to get either.

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Sounds like your friend is a little confused, what he's describing is bukake(sp), a spit roasting is getting fucked in the arse whilst giving a blow job, and you don't have to be a woman to get either.

It was ReZ who was describing bukkake (mulitple ejaculations on a single individual).

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It was ReZ who was describing bukkake (mulitple ejaculations on a single individual).

 

 

So it was, either way, no gratuitous semen flying around in a spit roasting.

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Ah sweet, how do you pronounce bukkake?

 

Boo-Kar-Key?

 

Also found out what "queef" was today. Regret saying it out loud in front of the manager that was on duty at the time.

 

You learn something new every day.

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I hate feeling like this. Also, screw what people say. It is worse when you like a straight guy, because there is zero chance of anything happening, rather than it being either a gay guy, or a girl.

 

Anyway, there's this guy in my year. I've mentioned him passingly once or twice before and, well...he's beyond hot. I cannot describe how attractive the guy is (A couple of my mates agree, a couple are like "Meh"). The only time I have ever had the oppurtinity to speak to him, I completely froze and embarassed myself beyond belief.

 

Apparently, he's a complete douche, and thick as two short planks. But that doesn't bother me. I need him, now. No joke. NEED.

 

...Perverted post over.

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I hate feeling like this. Also, screw what people say. It is worse when you like a straight guy, because there is zero chance of anything happening, rather than it being either a gay guy, or a girl.

 

Anyway, there's this guy in my year. I've mentioned him passingly once or twice before and, well...he's beyond hot. I cannot describe how attractive the guy is (A couple of my mates agree, a couple are like "Meh"). The only time I have ever had the oppurtinity to speak to him, I completely froze and embarassed myself beyond belief.

 

Apparently, he's a complete douche, and thick as two short planks. But that doesn't bother me. I need him, now. No joke. NEED.

 

...Perverted post over.

 

Lol at teenage crushes.

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Crushes, a lot of them are probably left as just that. I had a massive crush on this guy for ages, and when something finally did happen I actually wish it hadn't at all.

 

That said, how you're feeling is frustrating and can make you feel so annoyed. But I guess we all get like that really at some point towards someone.

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Crushes are great. They're just so simple. Not like the other crap.

 

That's the point. I actually want some crap. I'm sick of wanting people, instead of having people. I'd prefer crap to, well, nothing.

 

/emo

 

:p

 

Crushes, a lot of them are probably left as just that. I had a massive crush on this guy for ages, and when something finally did happen I actually wish it hadn't at all.

 

That said, how you're feeling is frustrating and can make you feel so annoyed. But I guess we all get like that really at some point towards someone.

 

Yea, you are right. I've just not felt like this is a loooooong while, so it's getting me down a little, that's all. I shall get over it. :)

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That's the point. I actually want some crap. I'm sick of wanting people, instead of having people. I'd prefer crap to, well, nothing.

 

/emo

 

:p

 

Yeah I get you. I had a big crush on a guy at school. Hardly ever talked to him but we had a fair few classes together. I loved the sound of his voice.

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It happens to all of us at some point, I guess. It's only natural. :)

 

Guess I'm one of the few people then who has never really had a crush, heh.

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I agree totally. unrequited love/lust/whatever is awful =(

 

Yup, completely agree. It's absolutely awful, when you know nothing is ever going to happen, but still lust towards said person. So effing annoying.


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