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I broke up with ONE of my girlfriends after going out for ONE year, she pissed me off ONE day after I read more than ONE of her texts.

 

HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING CONSPIRACY.

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I broke up with ONE of my girlfriends after going out for ONE year, she pissed me off ONE day after I read more than ONE of her texts.

 

HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING CONSPIRACY.

 

Your life is a lie. We've already established that 3 is the evil number, not 1.

 

1 is ok.

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Your life is a lie. We've already established that 3 is the evil number, not 1.

 

1 is ok.

 

I dunno. Everyone I hate was born in a year starting 1. eg my brother was born in 1984...

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I have a 3 inche....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....Ruler. It snapped in half. Bastard ruler.

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Your life is a lie. We've already established that 3 is the evil number, not 1.

 

1 is ok.

My life? The life of ONE person? My ONE life is a lie?! ONE feels enraged.

 

And if you divide 3 by 3. What do you get...

 

ONE! IT'S THE SOURCE OF IT ALL!

 

Hey EEVILMURRAY, you're pretty cool ಠ_ಠ

Fucking right doggie.

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3 is boobs sideways lol.

 

Or an arse, which would mean it doesnt discriminate against sex or sexuality :heh:

 

In all seriousness though 3 has always been a number I have considered 'lucky'.

Also If I have a quick pint after work It usually ends up being 3 (a pint or three).

 

My Fourth relationship was the one from hell and that ended on January 15 (granted it ended in 2003).

 

Imho you need to search down, dig up and slap the person who invented maths.

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the 3rd films in a series are more often than not huge disappointments or not up to the high standard of the first 2...which causes heartache to film fans up and down the country...

 

Home Alone...

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