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He was talking about Fate. We don't get any continues, the wingmen that back us up are unreliable, you can't restart from a previous save....and cheating can really mess everything up and often ends the whole experience. Live life like there is no tomorrow, by all means, but prepare yourself for the terrible risk that the sun might rise again.

Er...life's not a game, yo'.

That last one looks like some kind of cybernetic beetle spy thing. Anyway, I am starting to respect Pardew: he's kept a level head about the players, picked some got teams, chosen his transfers wisely and has overseen some thrilling matches. Like Hughton before him, I trust the man more than the Chairman behind him. Still, we are punching well above our weight, and I'm waiting for us to finish lower-mid table come the end of the season. EDIT: We signed somebody! Le Grand Signage, yo'.

I have the same problem, but with loose women. Anyway, congratulations!

Happy Birthday! You sir, are a love god.

She could bring down dinosaurs just by throwing her socks at them, it's disgusting.

Thank you, what gave you the hint? The way I sewed p my own arm after a knife fight or the 10 second KO of a boxer bigger than me?

By the by, if you type in "Iun Hockley" in Google image search you will find the first 50 or so images are of Nintendo. And a few of me. Nice way to be remembered! Oh, and also, thank you for pronouncing it properly.

You're too kind! Thanks guys, it means a lot.

Moan away, it's good for the soul!

Everybody, with the exception of my wife, one friend and a colleague who has a birthday on a close date, forgot my birthday. @sumo73, a user I've never had much contact with kindly posted on my wall here. Dad sent me a text at 10:30 last night saying "sorry, tried to call, but your phone is off!" After All this time, you hope you've made enough of an impact in people's live for them to remember the single day that you ask them to celebrate...you. /feeling sorry for self.

Hah "photographic hearing" there's a misnomer if ever I smelled one.

Oh dear. Well, it's your decision. I remember when I told me parents: "Dad, Wicked Sepmother: I'm totally gay for Shamanism." "WHAT?! But you can never go to church again!" "LOLLERSNAKES! Oh no!"

You're an apostate? How did your family react?

I never knew I wanted to come to Bournemouth until you two rented a house there and promised to let us all stay with you! Congratulations, I'll be on a plane in 48 hours, address?

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to drug and tattoo "Wazzock" on the forehead of everyone involved in this project.

Happy Birthday, CardiganGuy!

Yes...yes...yes... You exist too, my pretty. :fap:

I read that as "ladyparts" Is that wrong?

That is going to far. You are physically male or physically female. Psychologically you may be the opposite of your body type, but regardless, you have the characteristics. Is there a changing room for people in the gym who are "undecided"? I don't think so, and I don't think ere should be. Plus, being a little on the bi side, there are occasions when I find my eyes wondering to some of the hotter male dance instructors at the gym. And that wouldn't be possible if they were in with the girls. For the win. Always play as girl characters. I'm a guy, so I like walking around in someone else's shoes for a while. If those shoes have three inch heels and a cute little strap, who am I to complain? No, but you get to keep your woofy little Lion King figures and be reminded every day that the last good Disney animated film was Beauty and the Beast, while the Lion King was the cinematic equivalent of a boil-in-the-bag dinner.

Ah, understood. Still, stylin' rhymes, no?

you really know how to make a guy feel wanted. Forum admins are Red Forum mods are Blue Main site staff are Green And now we're awfully angry with you.

And you will clearly buy me one too. I actually alreadtpy have a pre-modular armor helmet in the loft at my parents, I'll see if I can find it tomorrow.

Mary: kiss my ass. Alan: dapper new beard.

This is... possibly the most disturbing start to a birthday thread it has ever been my misfortune to read. I mean, I'm glad they're both alive and everything, but Jesus, periods? Nevertheless, happy birthday to two of me favorite members there!