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Vell, zat iss becoss ve haff NEW vays to make you talk... ...to us through ze medium off social media, ja?

You miss by a mile, but thanks for playing anyway.

I'd like to mix it up with her flapjacks, stir her pancakes and then she can lick the beater.

What happened to this? I sent you lines .... Years ago!

If you like DS9, it means you're smart, patient and are able to invest time into the emotional depth of the characters and the branching and intelligent storylines. So no, you won't like Enterprise.

That's why I call them "Iun's Christmas Dinner Helper" and the main reason I can stuff myself with three Toblerones after said dinner. And still be hungry for tea.

Moogle is clearly mine. I peed on him and everything. Therefore mine. MINE.

Aye, people are far too bitter these days. But drink is not always the answer - you don't want to go getting everyone's hops up.

New page! It's a whiskey strategy for me, but as most of you are lager than life, we'll see if we can't Foster's some more funnies.

I understand your point, however, that's not how the world always works. Often I have this conversation with the people studying with me: they come out with "wouldn't it be nice if everybody just..." or "wouldn't it be nice if we could..." and "wouldnt it be nice if the world was..." And I always make a point of shouting WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF EVERYBODY WAS NICE?! At them. But if it's fine and they want to continue living in Lalaland, then that's fine. Makes more room in the real world for the rest of us.

My god, people are making money from music now? RUN, HAZEL, RUN! DON'T LOOK BACK, JUST RUN! RUUUuUuuuuUuUuUuUuUn! Ultimately: who cares? Musicians aren't your best friend, they need to make ends meet some how. As I understand it, Freddie Mercury met a lot of ends. He died happy.

I had to take on another Undergraduate Tutee, I really knead the dough these days.

Maple I'm abusing my position as an alder statesmen on N-Europe, but I'm not sure how much room for growth this thread has without branching out. I mean, we have a lot of budding comedians here, but it seems most of us are rowan along without a paddle.

Are you taking the pith? Think I'm some kind of sap?

Danny wins the thread, however the Internet belongs to me.

Don' take the bait Sam, no need to be so koi. We all carp on about ReZ not having a sense of humour, but at least he's angling for a few laughs.

It's just fishing for being put in Davy Jones' Locker. I have to go, I can't kelp with it any more. Besides, I dont want to make anemone of the mods.

Oy, I had a crustacean friend of mine go to prison, ten years he was there. When he finally got out, he was just an empty shell. I swear the charges were trumped up though, always smelled fishy to me.

What is it like to be you? The world must be a terrifying and confusing place at times.

You sir, are clearly worrying aout nothing. Penis beats tooth. /gameoverpeniswins

You still have your penis though, right?

Now make a model of Ashley in his assless leather chaps!

Happy birthday chaps!

Uh-oh. Kaixin, your favourite video game please?

Can I make a point here: I've been playing video games for 23 years now, and I've never actually read Gamasutra.