Dan_Dare

I shit you not, I actually saw penguins on a beach in south africa. proper huge colony and everything. must have been a couple of hundred of em.

I saw this peformed in Sheffield a while back. It was one of the most emotionally savage experiences of my entire life. utterly incredible play, equally brilliant performance and direction. I think it was that directors final production in Sheffield too....great guy

Quoted because the man speaketh teh truthzor. Just go to a barbers or whatever and explain that you're happy with the length, unhappy with the thickness and intend to straighten it regularly. They should sort you out good and proper. if they know their stuff they can probably reccomend some decent product for your type of hair too.

the soul destroying arrival of the football pre season giving massive nerds another reason to keep talking incessently about a mildly interesting, mostly shit sport like i actually give a flying fuck.

"Of Mice and Men Gripping is all I can say about it. I studied it this year for GCSE and one guy in my class cried at the end (OK so he was a wimp but still). Just brilliant and with so many layers that you'll notice more and more details the more myou read through it." I was reading it on the train again this year and had to stop on account of starting to get choked up. Everything in that book is so raw and powerful it's amazing.

I always find this difficult, but here goes: One Flew Over The Cookoos Nest This tells the story of a group of patients in a psychiatric ward ruled over in tyranny by a brutal head nurse. The plot is concerned with the arrival of a new patient on the ward who may or may not be insane and his valiant, tragic battle against the opressive regime on the ward. totally brilliant novel. 1984 Owells classic, darkly futuristic attack on opression and the death of civil liberty. Everyone should read this book- it's easily one of the most powerful, utterly terrifying novels ever written, yet also odly beutiful. Of Mice and Men This is, in my oppinion,the greatest novels ever on the subject of friendship. Set in depression era California, George is a landless labourer moving from ranch to ranch with his mentally retarded companion. Together they chase the almost impossible American Dream of buying a small farm together and escaping the hard and abusive lives they lead. A true classic. Beutiful, tragic, melancholy and utterly, utterly brilliant.

I'm about to have a fucking awesome sarnie for lunch. Fact.

stranger things have happened. me and my cousins are Monopoly regulars. any missed rent oppotunity is customarily celebrated by the oppotunistic shit in the situation mimicing Cloud from FFVII during the squats mini game in Midgar.

The boy had 1337 truth speaking skills. He also just posted lots of pictures of Kirsten Bell so that makes him mighty.

has anyone noticed how every time one of these movies is bought up, cage and cruise *always* end up rumoured to play? same happened with Superman. you know, when people somehow thought Superman would look awesome at about 5'3 or whatever cruise is.

but....that film was shit...

I concur. that's the fuckest uppest.

o_0 riiiiiiiight do they mean a single wank lasting more than 8 hours? or just....several?

Hello gentlemen. Please excuse me while I clean myslelf up a bit.

There exists a species of crocodile that is genuinely bulletproof. An enraged Hippo however, can easily bite them in half. Fact. moral of the story: don't fuck with the Hippos. They will bite your shit off.

it's very good indeed. alot to be said for the rest of the studio's output though. particularly Princess Mononoke. which is so awesome I almost shit my pants every time I watch it.

Dan Dare was an old school comics hero my dad as into. I am called Dan, and thus it makes sense.

I did indeed. I love The Guide really?

oh hells yes funniest thing I've seen in ages.

that's....very wrong. Like you say it's not hard to suggest rather than be explicit. look at The Woodsman for proof. that film marked the line at suggestion and it's both excellent and blood curdling at the same time. This smells like reactionary bullshit to me.

this film will, without question, be utter shit soup.

some of us are pirating shits, and thus avoid expenditure on expensive DVDs: but yes. It's so damn addictive.

I don't think depp could seriously pull it off. I've seen nothing to say he'd do a good job of pure, insane evil:)

real leather?

o_0 ehhhhhh?