Dan_Dare

Sex, drugs and rock n roll if you please sah!

I really was

I'm thinking we might be able to convince Cameron to not make Titanic while we're on the job, and help him convince the studio to make the Alien 3 he originally came up with where the Aliens make it to Earth.

"I'm Batman"

I'd take the dolorian (come on, we know that's how it's going to happen), go into the future, bring back advanced technology so that it became current day technology, then go forwards in time again when technology has advanced at a greatly accelerated rate and do it again. this would advance technology at a frankly insane rate and hopefully improve everything. if not I could send somebody back in time to stop myself.

amuse me. what are your favourites? Personally I like "do you know how much the average polar bear weighs?" "no" "enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Dan":yay:

just...you know....aquire it...

It's still good, but season 5 seems too slapstick for me. especially JD. he's less of a well rounded character now but on the other hand, Janitor gets better and better with time.

she's so fucking annoying. but an otherwise brilliant film. I do like pirates me....

anyone watch Office Space this week? John C plays a management consultant in that. highly amusing!

you dont have off the wall? so much better than his later material. it's awesome .

I'm gonna kick ass by the time I leave for uni. now I've left halls I might have a hard time living off cheese toasties. I'll be heading for a greesy, delicious grave.

no no. because you see- smoking involves inhaling carceogenic material ( hand here's the good part) directly into your lungs! this dramatically increases your chances of getting cancer! whoopie!

post emptive agreement. ace cakes.

really? I mean...really?

ohh, snap! aimless hits one out of the park!

no. really. 99% of metal sleaves are the the airbrushed wet dreams of men simply too nerdy for words. they are the guys who got laughed out of games workshop stores as kids, and quite possibly follow a pagan religion. if they're cool enough.

I love the way metal bands have hands down the crappiest art on their albums. they suck so much!

couldnt resist. I'm particularly fond of the soulwax remix myself.

you could always switch to crunchy nut.

well. they're playing at my house.

Celine Dion. in the eye.

down boy! 10hornycharactersetc

it's also far and away not the best track. people need to hear more!

I wish I had pie....