The Bard

Some delightful exposition occurred tonight: I'm getting some filthy hot sex tomorrow. She is now doing some god awful stuff on skype. Oh man. Oh god Oh god, I think she's gonna put her pussy on camera. Oh lord Urggh.

Played a bit of this online today, got an invite from Dan Dare, but couldn't seem to join his game. Hope this doesn't suffer from the same fucked up net code the first and second games did. Anyone playing tonight?

Fucks sake, my copy won't be here until the 25th =(.

Well, serves the fuckers right for being at a fucking psychic show in the first place. What empirical evidence is there for humans being able to perform those kinds of telepathic feats? And even if they were, why would whatever spiritual medium that offers them this information, provide such banalities as "dave, the dude with a back problem"? Anyway, society is full of leaches trying to scam people out of their time and money. I think of it as product testing. Except the product in this case is your brain.

I'll sell you a GTS 450 for £45 if you want Also, the 5770 is a great card.

Can't wait to get online with some of the old NE crew for this =D.

I'd also much rather they put out a new Advance Wars first, hopefully one that reverts to the cutesy, colourful design of the old games, but that keeps the units from Dark Conflict.

I just like fit birds pretty much. All other considerations are superfluous.

Normally I'd be excited for anything Starbreeze puts out, but the founding CEO left along with a sizeable portion of the workforce that was involved with The Darkness and Riddick, so I'm in the position where I think they sorta need to prove themselves.

Go on then Choze, fucking substantiate your claims rather than babbling like a retard.

Man, I'm building myself a new PC, and I can't wait to try it with the Direct X11 patch on Ultra settings. Will probably give my system digital hemmorrhoids, but it'll be money well spent

Man, Choze, do you choose to be wrong so often, or does it emanate from your genetics? Crysis 2 is one of the absolute best shooters this generation.

The only people that say that are PC chauvanists that can't handle the fact that one of the showpieces for their chosen platform got a multiplatform sequel. Crysis 2 was prettier, more focused, and a lot more reactive to player input than the deserted sandbox of the original ever was.

Have you played it recently? It plays like shit. Same with all of Rare's N64 bloated collectathons. To be honest though, I think it's just an artefact of first generation 3D games. They were all a bit shit.

I don't think I could go back to this after playing Crysis 2, the second game is superior in so many ways.

To be honest, every game Rare made after the Super Nintendo died, absolutely sucked, with the exception of Viva Pinata. Like, none of that shit is playable now, even though you might have liked it back in the day.

Do you play on PC? Cause if so, I'm good for a sesh on Playthrough 2 sometime.

Oh god, I love the idea of an "anti-universe," reminds me of Time's Arrow, a Martin Amis book about a WW2 German vet in America living in reverse chronology.

ReZ, you into Advance Wars of FF Tactics at all? I've been looking for people to play online with

Not one for tea, but I used to be incredibly into Coffee, until my food intolerances got so bad that Coffee would just wash straight through my system. Shit is way too addictive too, like more so than amphetamines. After a bad day though, there's nothing better than meeting at a pub with a friend you haven't seen for a while and then inevitably remembering that you love each other's company, and what was planned as a couple of drinks ends up as a total bender where you wake up the next day spooning. Yes. I keep several friends on the periphery of contact just for this purpose

Happy bday tiger

Dude, Nando's favourite fps is Goldeneye. Ain't shit that he can say that anyone should pay heed to . I had a ridiculously wahjah dream about playing Wipeout last night. Might have something to do with my having watched about 20 minutes of footage from Wipeout 3 for old times sake, just before I went to bed =p.

Get them catatonically drunk and then ask them to sign a complicated waiver ensuring they can't take legal action for any sexual acts you might impose upon them.

Dude, everything you say is so psychedelically detached from reality.

Just downloaded the new (leaked) Opeth album. Today is gonna be a fucking great day