The Bard

"You can't hurt me!! Not with my Cheese helmet!" "I just want to suck your cock Gord!??" Nothing? Nothing at all? Man, you have no humour. Maybe these will help:

Wait a second, thats a Pink Floyd album cover on your avatar. Next

I'd prolly say get a ps2, and not a 360, yet, because there are a crapload of great games on the ps2 atm and hardly any on the 360. Then get a Wii on launch day!

No way. Freddy Got Fingered is the worst movie ever. In a good way.

^ No way. I don't believe that. That would be waaay too funny.

It was a great movie, especially after you've had a couple of beers, but it wasn't a patch on any of the Spiderman movies, or Batman Begins. Twas good though, and was adorable.

Yur fucked up?! when was the last time you got some actiong ehh??! scerw it, im bein an assholle again.

Ooookay...time for an edit on that one: Johnny the Homicidal maniac + Invader Zim are infact awersome. That is all.

Retro lover is my gay lover. yo heard 9oit here first. lauwl.

Wow, I think this is great news. May be because im pissed, althoug that is wearing off now, but its alsop becuase im impressed that the britain is doing something to be energy efficient. Keep at it.

Just Kill Em All, you know?

U are so very sexy thet if you could cook a steak, id eat it right off your bottom nuff `with the coxxxy quoteees. anyway, surprisingyl i manages to change the batteries in my mouse., score for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOOOTONWE.

Dude, ill muiss you. *high five**!! Ur a good guy. would you like some sausege? Manic depressive alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FIVE!!

Poorly??? Last time I checked, RE4 did anything but poorly.

It's just the thought of you, in love with someone else... It breaks my heart to see you hangin from your shelf... Man...that song is bootiful... Edit: Oh crap...posted too early...

The Regenerators were sooo fucking scary, especially the spiked ones. They were quite easy to beat though, when you got the hang of it.

You do know that you've effectively signed your own death warrant? People, tell Shirley here what I do to 15 year olds that piss me off... That right, I beat them to death with a rolled up newspaper, Bourne Supremacy style. You now have until the count of 3 to get the fuck out of here with your nuts intact. Hahaha, messing with people is fun...

No fooken way. Video game themes or Maiden-esque metal. Or both. Me no likey indie.

Yeah, I kinda agree with Fierce_LiNk, and kinda agree with Jordan too... It's ridiculous how examiners, year after year, continue to emphasise that we should be tested on everything that it is possible to test us on, regardless of whether it will help us later. I mean, take "creative" writing exams in English language exams, what is the need? How are we any better off after being able to cram a shitty 3 page essay into a 1 1/2 hour session? Science based exams are just simple recall, you learn the information, you don't even have to understand it, all you have to do is remember the specific answer for whatever mundane question the examiners decide to throw at you. Tests have nothing to do with intelligence at all, but they are a decent indicator of how hard the person in question works to do what is necessary. I know that this system is more than flawed; it's downright broken, but it's the best we have, so we have to make the most of it. On the other hand, I agree, watching Big Brother does not make you an idiot, but this does little to change the fact that big brothers core demographic are infact idiots. We are breeding idiots (hell, I'm living proof ) because of the way the education system is run. Learning isn't made fun for us, it isn't exciting anymore, we are being forced to compete with each other in a way that is killing off out enthusiasm and being force fed information that is in no way going to help us out in the future, only so a year later we can regurgitate it in an exam so the examiners can have some, however archaic, way of measuring us up, seeing which of us are capable of doing mind numbing, monotonous work day in day out, without ever questioning it, and which of us don't give two shits. The only problem is, I'm afraid it's the thinking man thats losing out, without a say in the matter.

Hahah, this is great... Oh man...I can't stop...

Got any recording equiptment? In a couple of weeks my cousins from america are bringing over an Esp LTD Dv8-r Mustaine sig guitar for me!! I'm so chuffed, It costs about a grand here, and soon after that im getting the line 6 toneport ux1 pro tools so I can start recording shit. Score!!!!1111THREE!!!

Oh hohoho. Fire in the hole! But yeah, Maiden are getting on in years, I'm not sure they can do the live thing for much longer, but I suppose they could continue making albums...

Lol...oookay...See you tomorrow :wink:

Hey I'm not the one complaining. And stop saying "believe it." Tool

Tbh, I'd rather it was big ass sword than a hammer.