The Bard

Fat and insane. Slowly.

Haha, I make more money than Sony's gaming division

Metroid Prime 2 Resi 4 Metroid Prime tough choice, seeing as there are dozens of titles that you must own!

That's probably because they were always mediocre, and their only appeal being to sad middle aged men who found angular polygonal constructs attractive in some slightly deranged way.

Medal of Honour still on for a March release?

I've not seen it yet, but it sounds pretty cringe worthy. I'll probably rent it sooner or later.

Right, fair enough, I just don't get Sonic, at all. It's crap, and the Megadrive games were tedious and mediocre at best. The 3D sonic games have all been appalling. Mario ftw. I'm probably the only person here who can't stand Sonic games.

Why would anyone want a shitty blue hedgehog, who wouldn't know a good game if it danced in front of him naked, in a godly game like Smash Bros? It's quite frankly, a total disgrace.

Er, it's Bloc Party. Indie. You all know how I feel about indie...

Err...Electronic Gaming Monthly? Check. April Edition? Check. Nothing to see here folks. Move along.

Pfft, I'm not old enough to get into clubs, but I have been doing since I was 15.

I actually thought that the animation was particularly good in that Heavy Rain demo.

It's awful. But not awful enough. Whats for sure, is that it'll never be as awfully brilliant as Freddy Got Fingered.

...go on mate...what happened then...? Did you by any chance happen to get it out?

She doesn't look sexy now, she just looks generic. She used to be alright back in the day. I'm not talking about the music btw, cause thats always been lame.

That must have taken a lot of effort. Very nice and fun to read. The boy has talent

I actually wouldn't.

A lot of gals love the hair + it's not a lot of effort. And you don't have to use nasty, greasy, sticky gel or wax all the time. It's naturally that way, and you don't look like a daft **** spiking it up and shit. Also, you can headbang and look like a cool motherfucker Don't listen to these guys fishy, they're just mad cause they haven't gotten any in a while...or ever... Short haired kids are probably that way cause if they grew it, their parents would go berzerk. Thankfully, my parents are cool

Well thats good news . Hopefully you'll get what you want, looks like there's some remorse there on her part. It's looking up.

WHAT?? I call bullshit on that one, how could it possibly cost $30 to use Xbox for 2 hours? Holy shit. Colour me incredibly frightened. Wtf goes on in there?

Hehe, liking the hair, brother

Lol, this tshirt is fcuking Hauge. Hehe. Yes. I do have a webcam installed in my toilet .

:p har be tha fabled blue tshirt of lore! It's at least 20 sizes too big for me : Look over in the arab_freak gallery

Lord of the Rings is terrible so I'm going to have to give it a 0/10. If I step outside of my own shoes for a while though, I'd give it a 6/10, cause the ring makes it look cheap. Man, Lotr sucks so much.

Girlfriends are overrated. Trust me.