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  1. The Bard
    Ah yeah, that reminds me. I don't like the Mario Kart franchise as a whole. It's hideously overrated. The DS version is a good game though.
  2. The Bard
    It appears that there is a god.
  3. The Bard
    Shit happens. Don't worry about it.
  4. The Bard
    I have Unas Slayer Of The Gods on repeat. Some parts of that song are genuinely terrifying.
  5. The Bard
    I'm sorry, did you feel that you're not quite annoying enough without a delusional sense of grandeur? Because I promise you, you are annoying enough, infact, you're the number 1 contender for the middleweight annoyance crown.
  6. The Bard

    Drinking

    The Bard replied to Rummy's topic in General Chit Chat

    Bullshit, self righteous crap. Why is underage drinking bad? Because it's against the law? Fuck off. I'm with Moria, there is no fucking difference. Drinking is fine, unless you're going out and having 10 pints every day.
  7. The Bard
    I hope they don't have anything as god awful as Brinstar Depths
  8. The Bard
    Aiiiii. I just mean that I don't find her, or other women like that attractive. She just has that boring, hollywood model look...I can't be doing with that. I prefer ordinary gals. I'm not being wierd, I genuinely don't find her attractive. Maybe there's something wrong with me?
  9. The Bard
    I would probably turn her down, mainly because I like to think I have some integrity. Either way, I don't find her very attractive at all. Yeah that's what I meant by special effects; the terminator skeleton. Other than that the effects were fine. How did they do the skeleton in T2 then? Was it purely CG or did they build another skeleton?
  10. The Bard
    That licks ass. Why the fuck should I buy an inferior version of a game I've had for almost 2 years?
  11. The Bard
    I must kill someone...
  12. The Bard
    My point was that whoever the fuck is in the second pic looks plastic. That's a major lose in my book.
  13. The Bard
    Sarah Connor in T1 >>>>>> whoever the fuck played the TX in T3.
  14. The Bard
    People are vindictive, selfish bastards. That's all you need to remember in life. Secondly, you can't treat a girl like she's "yours" if you liked her you should have gone for her before he did. Unfair? Tough titties.
  15. The Bard
    Didn't end up going anywhere tonight. Luckily Terminator was on tonight, getting reaquainted with this film, I reckon Dan Dare is right; it's the best of the series. In T2, Sarah just seems far too stoic, and John is the most annoying little shit of all time. Kyle is played well too. Dodgy special effects though: 9/10
  16. The Bard
    There is no real signature to speak of. Reference to My Chemical Romance gets you in the negative numbers: -500/10. I know, mines crap too. Not too bothered though. Unless someone wants to make me a street fighter one...?
  17. The Bard
    Narnia? Yeah, I've read them all. Bullshit Christian doctrine.
  18. The Bard

    ohhi.

    The Bard replied to Spleen's topic in General Chit Chat

    So's your face! Oh I'm on a roll...helloooooo! Really? Must have got it confused for something else. Maybe the appendix? Yes, that must be it! o_0 *runs*
  19. The Bard
    I have no recording shit as of yet (will be getting some soon) So maybe I'll just send you one over XBL o_0.
  20. The Bard
    Your friend is very purdy. The female one. Lookin sharp lad.
  21. The Bard
    o_0. I do believe that is a compliment! Why thankyou my good sir!
  22. The Bard

    ohhi.

    The Bard replied to Spleen's topic in General Chit Chat

    Spleen eh? Why the hell would you name yourself after a useless abdominal gland?
  23. The Bard

    Smoking

    The Bard replied to UK's topic in General Chit Chat

    It's a pretty disgusting habit if you're an addict, and there's nothing worst than having to breathe in someone elses stale exhalation. It's just pretty much the stupidest thing on earth.
  24. The Bard
    No not really... I'm still hugely looking forward to/ dreading Northern Lights (Stupid American fiends!) coming out, although they'll most likely turn a masterpiece in childrens literature into some fantasy crap that makes absolutely no sense.
  25. The Bard
    I could do Dennis or Billio...but I'd need some lines, cause if I ad lib, it's just just going to turn into a tirade of some sort...
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