That would be hilarious.
I'd forgive Nintendo all of their stupid decisions if it turned out they were just intentionally trolling their fans this entire time.
"Sir, the fans want Yoshi's Island on the Wii Virtual Console."
"Give them Ice Climber. It's basically the same thing."
"Sir, the fans want another handheld 2D Metroid game."
"MORE KIRBY."
"Sir, we'd love to do something to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Super Mario Bros."
"Ugh, fine. You have one hour!"
"Sir, the 20th anniversary of Kirby is coming up and-"
"MAKE IT THE BEST COLLECTION EVER."