jayseven
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If I would be anyone from n-e, I could be one of those really cool people who has lots of friends and lots of sex and is/will be rich.
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No. My 5 minutes are looooooonger. Just look at my vastly superior triurnal sleeping cyclone. Yes. Cyclone. My beard and mousetache? My wide shoulders? Hairy chest? OH YOU MEAN THE TESTES AND PENIS! No, I abide by the common sense that most smokers have. I keep my smoke away from my children by breathing it UPWARDS, duh. The whole consent thing is ridiculous - I don't think I've ever had a girl say "yes, I consent" before the freak Is On (puns go go go). Personally I do not take to strolling down alleyways very often, because as everyone knows that's where rapists hang out. In fact, it's clearly a large proportion of rapes are actually acted out upon fellow rapists, due to a lack of trade union or agreeable uniform. So is sex with an animal rape because tehy cannot consent? What about with inanimate objects? Or is that only masturbating with a toy? Should this be in a different thread? Yes. To all the above.
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Yeah I think staying up this long shorts out the vital part of my brain that says "nooo don't say it! Don't do that! Pick the blue pill! Wash your hands first! Say hello to strangers! Give candy to small children! Eat toxic waste: THE MOVIE! Fight like a brave! Ficking linger good."
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Well you'll have to give me five minutes, first...[/obvious]
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It's pronounced "under" and "bridge"
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Cutest abortion charlie should've had. I doubt there's much competition for it, to be honest. ANDI HAVE A CUTE... No. No. Hmm. Times like these I need hired help to put a spin on my rep', yo. Raise that cuteness factor - perhaps if I do a little jig, or pump my fist in the air until the bar is real small?
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semantic error? When I saw flinky he was all "omg i want to tickle up eenuh's bum as she is blonde and that would make it ameteur" then he posted that and i posted that and then I posted this and wanted to shoot myself. EDIT: No wait I think that made less sense.
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Ok so the new ultimate question is can you have a balanced discussion about something as one-sided as rape?
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STOPPOISTINGITEVERYWHERE. Otherwise I will make smaller bits out of the small bits of you, write a small ode to each then burn the bits wrapped within the odes on a fire made from the crackling constructed from WHATEVERSHHHH
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So by 'guy in the background' you mean the Terminator, yeah? Because we all know he's humming that to humself. That's right - HUMSELF.
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I think that complaints can also be written; it is not the specific act of communication at question here but whether such negative opinions are communicated at all. Resisting isn't called into question here, either, for sometimes one can find that something is far more enjoyable than they thought it would be. If you resisted buying that extra lottery ticket, but then later found that the numbers you chose would've won then surely the "lack of complaint" of the end result nullifies the original failure to resist? your turn!
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Syphillis often appears green? Sometimes orgies aren't good? Spanked over another girl? STOP ME PLEASE
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*high fives* Now, down below... ... no?
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I didn't know you two actually went ahead and made those films you told me you wanted to shoot...
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In clubs, I've always wanted to tear my way fearlessly through a crowd of people, aiming at one lucky lady, and upon arrival simply declare "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!" top-secret mode-7 response will win twein points!
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my back in the day > your back in the day. But I think you're right. Pill me up I'm outta butterscotch! Laughing at dust until my fingers drop! EDIT: ALSO! just realised no matter what the sex of the child, Odwin has spawned one of each so between you we've pretty much guarenteed grandchildren-e!
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LOL i just got it. I must have misturd.
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And herein molly raises the ultimate question; if there are no complaints, then is it really rape?
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For some reason, all posts after Wes' loo antics were about poo to me. Warandchaos made some poo - it got on the walls, and got softer the longer he spent reading on the loo. Flinky and Eenuh found poo sexy, arab freak got a poo pillow, then wesley stopped pooing halfway through, danny-dane stated that he preferred poo to attractive guys, nightwolf reads on the loo for 20 mins and rez likes to poo in ovens. I seriously had to read the whole page twice. Don't tell Freud, plz.
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You sure you logged in right n' proper from home? We have a link to it via our blackboard site, so we don't need to sign into Athens first. There should be a university/Athens link on JSTOR? Mebbe? Aha! Awesome, thanks - that does seem to clear things up. As for 24 in 24 hours - that's probably what I'll do when I get round to it! instead of advert breaks, though, it'll be 15 mins to surf teh forumz in between eps.
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Well the way I see it; Soag's dad/mum is 'goat' :P so that makes the newborn soasoag?
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"If I ask you for sex, will teh answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
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I find it's not very easy to do with comedies. I've done it with Frasier and little else - dramas keep you emotionally awake. Lots of instant gratification!
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Rate The Last TV Show You Saw (Spoiler Tags for Recent US Shows!)
jayseven replied to Slaggis's topic in General Chit Chat
I watched it and didn't even realise it was a mini-series. Definitely worth watching -
I see the baby is getting your looks then. :P Congrats though, dude! Enjoy the sleepful nights while they last! Where's Oddy to tell you how to appropriately brainwash the next generation of n-ers? You guys thought of any names yet?