jayseven

(not naked gun) Yes dante, yes it is. Lol.

All right, except... *shakes head at ReZ*

yes, yes and yes!

Dog-amoto - that video made me simultaneously hungry and naseus throughout. Mostly the music that drives me nuts. Odd!

Done done and done. Flinky, nobody's got 15. right yet on facebook - people have guessed Chronicles of Riddick, Pitch Black, Shaun of the Dead and Daredevil! I honestly put that quote there because I thought you or shorty would get it.

Lol - shit it was your birthday?! Sorry I didn't say the magic words! I... I guess I only just got the title too Sorry I whupped your ass at x11 again, too :'(

Yeah you can answer as many as you like. This isn't being scored, it's just for funz.

Some had the answers already because I copy/pasted from my facebook note and failed to delete all the evidence. Doi!

I'll slum it in second, amigo. Bejinxing your face 'til it's green with wincing; I'm a pie maker and you're the mincing. I'm a bruiser, you're a loser, I'm a sex-change surgeon gonna make you from a he to a her; I'll Word Up and you'll curl up - I'll see you inside and make your suicide look convincing, brrruup! Just warmin' up.

I promise, on the day in question (if I remember) I shall throw a small party here in this flat in your honour. I shall bedazzle and perplex my amigos with generous toasts TO FRANKLIN, and they shall submit to the peer pressure and join in the gregarious salutations. I've always wanted to say gregarious.

83? I could've sworn he was 284... Absolute gem of a guy. Quite the impressionist upon my artful soul, innit.

Thing is, I thought this thread was basically saying "we're not equal". To this effect, we're all just arguing about different corners of the same side. There's no concentration camps, no slaves, just a bunch of individuals who cannot help but feel that they are worth more than the next person. My only niggle is the idea that our only purpose is in procreation - there's waaaaay more to life than just sex. Drugs and Rock n' Roll are, to me, way more interesting. Besides; sex is more 'interesting' when there is inequality. Sex is more romantic and sweet and lovey-dovey when it's some shared, emo gay hugs n' spooning shizzle. Yeah, bitches!

You're one of the newer "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME" fewls, rite? I abide by the lingo of the previous generation of the meme; "oh shit, I lost". You shouldn't even need to mention the game. I'd say it's at least a decade old, probably more! And if you're not talking about this, then... blah! Damn dude, I hope everything's alright.

Right then. This isn't an official round of the unofficial quiz. This is something for fun to get y'all back into the spirit of quizzing. No points to be won. Try not to google/wiki/imdb for answers. 40 quotes from 40 movies. Can you get them? 1. I'm hesitating even as I write this letter. If I decide to do it, I'll be listening to the broadcast with my sister. Jimbob isn't mute. 2. Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it! Mooglated. 3. Did you ever have a job that you hated and worked real hard at? A long, hard day of work. Finally you get to go home, get in bed, close your eyes and immediately you wake up and realize... that the whole day at work had been a dream. It's bad enough that you sell your waking life for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free. 4. Koyaanisqatsi. Koyaanisqatsi. Koyaanisqatsi. KOYAANISQATSI. Dante stated the obvious! These are the only words spoken in the whole movie... 5. C: Neighbors heard them screaming at each other, like for two hours, and it was nothing new. Then they heard the gun go off, both barrels. Crime of passion. S: Yea, just look at all the passion on that wall. 6. Hey, you want to hear something funny? My dentist's name is James Spalding. Moogle loves time. Or something. 7. M: What do you do for recreation? D: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. Echo is the dude. 8. F: All right then. Let's get this vessel shipshape. R: I kind of like it the way it is. Submarine shape. 9. C: They just want to show us they are brave warriors. And they want us to follow them to the village. H: Follow them? C: Yeah, to return the prisoner, and to talk. H: Hey listen, I-I don't know about this. I think they want us for dinner tonight. 10. I went to bed in my shithole apartment and I woke up in an actual shithole. d666 opened his ojos. 11. [moaning in pain] Oh Jesus Christ... I need a doctor, man... I can't take it man, my arm, MY FUCKING ARM! 12. So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business. Eddage is Mr. Orange 13. B: You go in, find the President, bring him out in less than 24 hours, and you're a free man. S: Bullshit! B: I'm making you an offer. S: Get a new president. B: Is that your answer? S: I'm thinking about it. B: Think hard. We're still at war. We need him alive. S: I don't give a fuck about your war...or your president. 14. Swanney taught us to adore and respect the national health service. For it was the source of much of our gear. We stole drugs. We stole prescriptions or bought them, sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them. Or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics, old-age pensioners, AIDS patients, epileptics, and bored housewives. 15. What's wrong with your eyes? Flinky raised a thumb. 16. We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless... of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?" Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play *goes on* and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be? 17. There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we *for* then? We're consumers, Jim. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, I ask you? What? Mentally *ill*. Fact, Jim, fact - if you don't buy things - toilet paper, new cars, computerized yo-yos, electrically-operated sexual devices, stereo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers.. 18. S: Give my best to Alison and the twins. J: Triplets. S: Triplets? My how time flies 19. Gt: God Arnie, you're getting so big. Pretty soon I ain't gonna be able to carry you no more. A: No, you're getting littler Gilbert. You're getting littler, you're shrinking! You're shrinking Gilbert, you're shrinking! Shrinking, shrinking, shrinking! 20. Board Member 1: What if you tire before it's done? Board Member 2: Does it have rules? Board Member 3: Can more than one play? Board Member 4: What makes you think it's a game? Board Member 3: Is it a game? Board Member 5: Will it break? Board Member 6: It better break eventually! Board Member 2: Is there an object? Board Member 1: What if you tire before it's done? Board Member 5: Does it come with batteries? Board Member 4: We could charge extra for them. Board Member 7: Is it safe for toddlers? Board Member 3: How can you tell when you're finished? Board Member 2: How do you make it stop? Board Member 6: Is that a boy's model? Board Member 3: Can a parent assemble it? Board Member 5: Is there a larger model for the obese? Board Member 1: What if you tire before it's done? Board Member 8: What the hell is it? 21. It started as rioting. But right from the beginning you knew this was different. Because it was happening in small villages, market towns. And then it wasn't on the TV any more. It was in the street outside. It was coming in through your windows. It was a virus. An infection. You didn't need a doctor to tell you that. It was the blood. It was something in the blood. By the time they tried to evacuate the cities it was already too late. Army blockades were overrun. And that's when the exodus started. Before the TV and radio stopped broadcasting there were reports of infection in Paris and New York. We didn't hear anything more after that. Eddage saw red. 22. D: How are those maggots? M: Huh? D: Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste? Flink dangled from a bridge. 23. How many lives do we live? How many times do we die? They say we all lose 21 grams... at the exact moment of our death. Everyone. And how much fits into 21 grams? How much is lost? When do we lose 21 grams? How much goes with them? How much is gained? How much is gained? Twenty-one grams. The weight of a stack of five nickels. The weight of a hummingbird. A chocolate bar. How much did 21 grams weigh? Surprisingly 21 Grams is the right answer. 24. How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know. The Bourne Identity. jayseven is so smart. 25. One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas jayseven's mega-brain struck again. 26. I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear. Dannyboy is no racist. 27. Martian Translator Device: All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest. General Decker: What the hell does that mean? Dante comes in peace. Lol! 28. S: Do you know what I hate? Baby's Mother: [in pain] No! S: I hate these forty-year-old jack-holes wearing ponytails. That pony tail doesn't make you look hip, young, or cool. [s shoots a ponytail henchmen in the head] 29. Because of molecules we are connected to the outside world from our bodies. Like when you smell things, because when you smell a smell it's not really a smell, it's a part of the object that has come off of it, molecules. So when you smell something bad, it's like in a way you're eating it. This is why you should not really smell things, in the same way that you don't eat everything in the world around you because as a smell, it gets inside of you. So the next time you go into the bathroom after someone else has been there, remember what kinds of molecules you are in fact eating. 30. Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it. 31. I can tell you with certainty what I did that night, when it was my turn, but I think it would do little good. Because what the world remembers, the actuality, the last revision, is what counts, apparently. So, how many times did it take Aaron, as he cycled through the same conversations, lip-synching trivia over and over? How many times would it take, before he got it right? Three? Four? Twenty? I've decided to believe that only one more would have done it. I can almost sleep at night, if there's only one more. Slowly and methodically, he reverse-engineered a perfect moment. He took from his surroundings what was needed, and made of it something more. And once the details had been successfully navigated, there was nothing more. Maybe the last minute moral debate... until the noise of the room escalates into panic and background screams, as the gunman walks in. Primer is indeed correct. 32. Let me tell you something, Mark. You humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its... stupidity. 33. Modern cars - they all look like electric shavers Sin City jayseven clearly got this one right. 34. The normal question, the first question is always; are these cannibals? No, they are not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of the word implies an interspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human. They prey on humans. They do not prey on each other, that's the difference. They attack and they feed only on warm human flesh. Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power, but basic skills remain a more remembered behaviors from normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools. But even these actions are the most primitive, the use of external articles as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out to you that even animals will adopt the basic use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but pure, motorized instinct. We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not. They will not respond to such emotions. 35. Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse. Eddage is the third mouse - he ate the churned butter. 36. Drinking gives Herculean strength! Jimbob cracked this walnut WITH HIS THUMB 37. I: Give me a Valium, I'm getting the FEAR! D: [very calmly] You have done something to your brain. You have made it high. If I lay 10 mils of diazepam on you, it will do something else to your brain. You will make it low. Why trust one drug and not the other? That's politics, isn't it? Wl: What are you talking about, Danny? D: Politics man. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision: let go before it's too late, or hold on and keep getting higher. Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope? 38. R: Do you want to play questions? G: How do you play that? R: You have to ask a question. G: Statement. One - Love. R: Cheating. G: How? R: I haven't started yet. G: Statement. Two - Love. R: Are you counting that? G: What? R: Are you counting that? G: Foul. No repetition. Three - Love and game. R: I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that. 39. BM: Me and FS, we're like this. [crosses fingers] BB: You mean you're real good friends? BM: [shakes head] Nah, it's just that every time I see him, I cross my fingers, and hope he won't hit me. 40. I can't drive you around while you're killing folks. It ain't my job! Jimbob is a wolf in the headlights of an audioslave song.

Both awesome, but Danny had me covering my mouth and going "ooooooooooooh!" like all those hip black people do on TV. He was spot on - Incest is the new mum joke. Still; going 2nd always wins! Though I guess if the winner picks a challenger (which kinda defies the whole meaning of 'challenger'), the winner goes first the next time? I've got some awesome ideas for going first - though I doubt I'd win with that path.

Simply awe-inspiring. ZOMG-wise, it was one of the best episodes of any TV show I've ever seen. Great response to ep10... I have no guesses for anything that happened, or where they're going to go with any of it. *drools*

Awesome. Magic's back! Kinda spoils one of my novel ideas, mind you.

Just a curious image.

The earth looks flat still, but because we know it isn't we have better navigational abilities. Sattelites in orbit. Better understanding of seasons, weather, which benefits crop growth etc etc. Knowing (ok, we nothing is certain and everything is theoretical for now) that not only do we perceive matter as this colourful, noisy, tasty environment but matter itself is, in a sense, being perceived by something else. That's all we are and that's all our senses are - tools to translate the environment we live in. There's no saying that it's what it really looks like, or really if what things look like is at all important in anyway (as appearances are, to a blind universe, merely side-effects). Animals experience external reality differently to us, so is a cigar really just a cigar? If you could smell better, would poo still smell of yesterday's dinner? Why does something smell good or bad? Is that to do with the external reality, or our own internal reality, to stop us from eating it. Stuff. Things. Need some gin and a sofa, boys!

This is genius. Makes me excited to think that we could be on the cusp of a paradigm shift in thought - it's along the lines of the earth being round, not flat, or the earth revolving around the sun, not vice-versa. As grunch said it won't change how we live but it could change the direction science and shizzle goes in. Love it! And remember - it's not just the universe that would be a 'hologram' but us too. Philosophically speaking, this is awesome.

Have a list of 'playas' in the first thread that they can pick from, maybe?

Fair enough EE Fallout should keep you busy for ages. Not sure how replayable the game is, as it takes it out of you by being so damn hard most of the time. I've gotten well and truly wedged into Mass Effect - already planning extra runs through when I'm done. Shorty had pestered me for ages to play it, and I've probably had three or four sessions and I've racked up around 14 hours easily. It's not as punishing as Fallout, indeed not as immersive but there's a hell of a lot of thought that has gone into the entire universe (as it were) that the game depicts. The storyline is way more ZOMG NO WAI than I ever thought it would be, and I've still got parts of the game to go. Way more enjoyable than Fable 2 (which, ultimately, I think only had humour and awesome looking fight sequences) and quicker to get into than Blue Dragon. Mass Effect is easily a tenner in most places, and well worth a look if you haven't already!

Guys this is a thread ripped from the sexuality thread in order to focus on sexism. All this talk about sex and gender is besides the point; try to stay on topic and explore the debate!

Tellyn - you've not beaten me for... ever? :P

If my two cents are worth anything still; Gears is an excellent co-op game. That's what it's all about, for me. I don't have Gold so I don't go online, and seeing as you don't either then you'll probably be better off with Fallout simply because the game is so sprawling and time-consuming, and there is so much to do. It can keep you busy until you've saved up enough to go back to gears