jayseven

wtf is teh grandma doing with her hands?!

I'm going to pretend that Jav's vote is worth three points. *dances*

Excellent results, everyone :P I'm out of the bottom three, with a fighting chance now.

Dude, we're all egotistical bastards. Without a full transcript it's hard to say whether you could've squeezed in a word or not, and I guess it's a real sensitive issue for her. You certain that it didn't change your opinion of her at all? NOW BACK TO ME LOL... Decided to tidy up my desktop and delete a few icons - noticed "Old PC Stuff", and waddyaknow - naughty pictures *check*, rubbish scrawlings *check* and... msn logs? Basically a time capsule from the year 2005. 2005, what happened in 2005? Oh yah! I smoked a lot of pot, got a job or two, drank wine on the beach all summer, got a girlfriend and started my third year at college! This was the year I was reborn. So I started on my Logs, stupidly going for the one girl (girl 1) I almost hit it off with and her best friend (girl 2)that I did hit it off with (the 2-year relationship one)... So many heavily vivid memories! So many awesome things, so much innocence and innovation! So much, so, so much nostalgia I almost cried at the sweetness of it all. Like, I was strapped for cash as 3 buddies had a birthday 3 days in a row and I had a tenner - Girl 1 suggested I buy cheap photoframes, paint 'em and personalise them with messages and put decent pics in, which I thought was cool but I didn't like the people enough - she later gave girl 2 this exact present over a year later. God... God it's mental. I just finished what would probably be five episodes of The OC, I swear. Such DRAMA. Such joy, hatred and love... There was this one bit, two days after we first threw ourselves into each others lives where Girl 2 and I were trying not to upset girl 1 about it all, and in the mess and confusion there, and as I was leaving; James: you're still fighting for us yes? Girl 2: always Girl 2: i think were winning Girl 2: and where do you stand James: right next to you James: see you later Man, I got goosebumps reading it. I can remember exactly where I was when I typed that, exactly the thoughts in my head and the emotions I was feeling, exactly what I was wearing and where I was going, what happened that night and... God it's almost surreal. So I just typed up a massive facebook message to girl 1. We had day-wasting sessions on msn while we waited around for other people/work/drinks. She was a factor in me doing the course I'm doing now, in pursuing my writing over 5 years ago. I just had to apologise to her for how our friendship had ended up - I have new, awesome friends that I'm very lucky to have met, but there's never one great friendship like another, and it's ok to miss any of them. ... God I'm so fucking emo right now. Fucking sobriety! EDIT: AH MAN! Shit, I think I used up my 'fun' quota waay too early in life.

Nooooooo, I thought I had it for a moment. I'm going to play my misunderstood card, and cry.

No, because the adverse affects are caused by the digestion process; it's not an allergy. Leetpantaloons; I only know what I gleamed from the wiki pages, so I have no idea how the condition properly works The stuff I read mostly dealt with the adult population, so I have no idea how it really works!

Dyson! Oi! Happy Birthday! I don't really know what else to say.

I just had a rather stupidly intense argument about this via facebook chat. A pal. Here's a transcript.

Yeah, but about 30 mins after I posted what you quoted.

Just one last question, prime minister. If a woman were lactose intolerant, and ingested her own milk, would it have adverse effects?

Well here are the answers for you to doi and doh over; 1. sympathy for mr.vengeance 2. Fight club 3. Waking Life 4. Koyaanisqatsi 5. se7en 6. Castaway 7. Big Lebowski 8. Yellow Submarine 9. Cannibal Holocaust 10. Saw 11. Requiem for a Dream 12. Reservoir Dogs 13. Escape from New York 14. Trainspotting 15. Terminator 2 16. Dead Poets Society 17. Twelve Monkeys 18. Brazil 19. What's Eating Gilbert Grape 20. Hudsucker Proxy 21. 28 Days Later 22. The Lost Boys 23. 21 Grams 24. Bourne Identity 25. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 26. American History X 27. Mars Attacks! 28. Shoot 'Em Up 29. The Ice Storm 30. Donnie Brasco 31. Primer 32. K-Pax 33. Sin City 34. Dawn of the Dead 35. Catch Me If You Can 36. Drunken Master 37. Withnail & I 38. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead 39. Bugsy Malone 40. Collateral I'm going to whip up a round at some point over the next week, unless someone else wants to give it a go. If you do then Please at least read the OP in this thread to grasp some ideas about it all. It's all on you to make sure you score things correctly, ok? Otherwise, I'll scram something up... in a couple of days, or something.

Yup, sober sober sober. This time tomorrow, I shall be fairly drunk, mind you!

It's ok you won the "longest shit of the year" award.

Star Wars: Retold (By someone who hasn't seen it) I lollered.

Ah, man, I love the philosophy of language and communication, but basically it all boils down to whether the person you are trying to share something internal with is actually really that bothered about sharing the sentiment with you. I also 'believe' that discussing anything is like chess - you ought to try and think a few 'moves' down the line; predict how the other person is processing the information before you feed them another line. But this is all detrimental to the thread! I want tomorrow to be five minutes ago. And I want the 2008 forum awards calculated so I can pick up my prize money and inflate my ego a little, BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE IS DOING IT FOR ME, but that's ok it's not to be expected. Admitting such a thing loses the respect others have for you a shaving at a time. Fuck you, then.

What's on the floor? WHAT'S ON THE FLOOR?!

Exam ooooooover! Considering all I need is 5 marks for a pass, I'm fairly confident of that. The second question was "does it matter if a tutor does not remember what a student says, but how they said it?" ... which led to about 5 pages of utterly informal verbal prancing about, calling tutors hippies and metacritical of the room I was in. Or something. Quite honestly I think exams are some weird drug to me - before them I always retch and make disgusting noises, and afterwards I do the same. Nerves, dudes, nerves. I walked home mega slow and nearly died from vehicle-related magnetism three times. Had a chat with a chav as I tried to overtake him; I think I insulted his shoes, too. Now feeling a bit high, actually. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO BLAME FOR MY FAILURES AT LIFE! I feel guilty for not giving enough of a shit about university right now, and half of my courses teach me that reality isn't really there, and if it is it's all subjective; language is imperfect and it is impossible to ever translate your thoughts into accurate enough verbular renditions for another individual to every truly know what the fuck you are on about, yet even as you attempt to vocalise the true nature of your impression of the moment, or the tree, or the golf ball or whatever, you lose that ping into the pong of time, forever a new person, unable to go back but ever able to get up one day and climb a tree to sing "I'm the king of the castle/swingers" (depending on the tree), or spit on a car, or go to wales. Usually at this point, I request an escort to transport me back to my cage, only they forgot to lock it while I was gone, and now it's full of birds and tigers and endangered species that simply won't leave and let me rot in peace. ONE exam left! Poetree and the seeds of ambiguiteeey, malfunction in conjunction with the therapeeey! jayseven's sensibility has left the building.

Twere a new one? The latest two have been a tad predictable for sure, but there are some great episodes. There's an episode where the two main grifters are arguing over who is better, so they agree to be dropped off in the centre of london butt-naked, no money, no nothing, and see who can grift the most money by 6pm. Currently airing is the 4th series, and there are only 6 episodes a series. Written by the same guy who does Johnny Creek, if I recall correctly. Certainly not a ball-busting show, but amongst the best of british and worthy easy watching with buddies. Which one is it? Put it in spoilars!

Dude when I step up, I don't step back down I do what it takes to take back that crown. Who's calling who sir? Who's naming the man? Sounds like you already conceeded here, Dan! Who can't think of any synonyms for dookie shit? Who sees a link for youtube and can't help but hit? You sucka, that's who be the new foo' in town Just make sure you shave that beard before you go down Just know you got played like a trumpet right here, right now So go home back to that donkey, that sheep and that cow I'm sure they'll kiss the soft spots like no other Wait - is it bigamy when all your bitches have udders? Or is it big of me to bend over all of your sisters And one by one - count 'em - seven snatches are blistered I see you twitchin' you can't wait and turn But boy, low lie, less you want some more burn (i think in future we should elect a category and see who can produce the best rap about that, rather than continue the hefty focus on insults...)

My god. I just made a fool of myself. Someone on facebook uploaded a picture of them running the Race For Life, and I added the comment "I always thought the race for life should result in all the people who lose the race to lose their lives." I forgot it was for cancer. Never joke about cancer. Whoops.

It's probably about £4.50 at the local odeon. Showroom is... similar. As is Cineworld... Yeah. I cannot remember the last time I bought any food at the cinema - as blackfox said, you have to be an idiot to not just buy stuff before you go in. I'm all for a bit of piracy, but some movies deserve to be screaming in your face at mega-decibels from all sides. 25-foot femme fatales that could smother a pack of dogs in their bosoms... the easiest place to have sex outdoors with the least people noticing.

I've got the first 3 seasons on DVD, fyi. I've seen season 4, too, so two left at some point. The one bad thing about The Wire is it makes a lot of other tv seem a hell of a lot worse! Not a shoddy list! But not enough for everyone :P Weekly I'm watching Battlestar Galactica, Supernatural, Smallville, Hustle and Lost (when it starts), and I need to catch up on Heroes baaadly! On DVD I'm trying to re-watch The Wire with flatmate(s), get through House season 2 and maybe get myself scrubs season 7 on dvd. Downloading 24 as well, as I've never seen it, but I still need new, awesome recommendations for TV to watch.

oNE PEE EM. EXAM AT FOUR! TIL SIX FOURTY (ffs)./ ae34j. Not... kinda... yeah. Not started revision yetlololo...olo? Sigh. Another exam tomorrow. Today's exam is on Critical Theory, which I first-ed in coursework, so really I'm letting myself down and preventing myself from getting a first overall with the module, BUT HEY! I am finding it reaaally hard to give any sized shit right now. No, it's not a fibre issue, I was being metaphorical. They've had the question "what is a novel?" and "what is literature?" before, so something like "what is criticism?" might come up, and while I'll not have all too many fancy words to throw at them, I can summarise a few periods of critical theory and talk-shit my face off. You're soooo last year

(whups, looks like I'm down before I'm in!) What a surprise - another motherfucker wants to get inside me Do I look like goatse when you stand behind me, danny-dee? Do you think I'm-a let you take this ride for free? Even a whore's gotta pay for any time in a taxi You got me though, my bad, I like shitting hos 'cos I can whip em and kick em and they don't say no But I heard about you and your clique down in mehico Took your whole gypsy village to see teh donkey show Just two minutes all it took to get your juices to flow A flutter of his eyelashes and you were good to go She was dribbling and coughing and alluring you so You couldn't tell which performer made you hornier, Gee So you hitched the ass and raped the girl for all your peeps to see Took the mule with you on your honeymoon to- Oh wait a minute, sorry, I should be making fun of you too For all this is doing is bringing up happy memories, fool I mean, everyone even saw teh video on youtube So forgive me, but I'll have to say pass I don't want to associate with an ass-fucking ass.

Finished my first playthrough of Mass Effect last night. Rather epic at the end. However, I didn't get teh achievements for the teammates I'd selected for the 'majority' of the game. There were two side-quests I didn't finish - one I couldn't, as it required going back to the citadel, and the otherone I just couldn't be arsed - Getting some info on a disc from Feros for some dude. Finished on level 50, so I'm playing through again on hardcore with the same character, and don't know whether I should just race through the story again or try and do everything again. Scouring the planets was getting a bit tiresome after my fifth 5-hour session.