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HAHA! Essay. Die. handing all 1,000 words in now. FuCK TAEYR! Poor taeyr. Then; bbq and, I'm guessing, copious amounts of gin. Hatehatehatehate. BUT! Dilemma; kinda agreed to meet my ex on friday. I AM A FEWL. I will try to stay in the friend-zone. lol. Yes! Insert something else about I'm into all your girls, or something :P Also; slightly sad because I think I'm going to miss page 1000 of this thread. My life is laaame.

I watched... most of it. Got bored. It was so twisty that it was obviously twisty. The bit where he 'enthralled' the cops with his story of the guy in 8b was almost good, but to be honest the police 'force' are just not acting very far outside their stereotypes yet, so there's really only the two main characters and Castles mum/daughter (who are very interesting). I'll give it another go next week, but if it sucks then I'm going to wait for the rest of the season to see if anyone actually likes it as a whole. I've finished s01 of Friday Night Lights, and I've already managed to get someone else intersted in it. The show had some wavering moments - the early promise of a lack of a 'cool' soundtrack was occasionally challenged, but overall it pulled it off. The initial 'mockumentary' feel quickly dissapated and was replaced by an often inappropriate handheld camera style that made me feel uncomfortable with teh subject matter... but storywise the show was very good. Simply having five main characters and several interacting secondary cast members meant there was a fairly cohesive meld of ongoing interest... But I won't go into anything too much (tim was my fave character, no surprise)... Pretty much every episode has the audience gripping their armchairs in anticipation of the end result, and the finalé was no exception. I seriously didn't know which way it was going until the last moment... and still, as I sit here with season 2 ready to go, I don't know where it's going to go. I would genuinely say that behind The Wire, Lost and BSG, Friday Night Lights has provided a mostly excellent show that has kept me hooked 'week in and week out' like very few shows can provide. JonSt, I thank you muchly for the suggestion I've finished s01 of Friday Night Lights, and I've already managed to get someone else intersted in it. The show had some wavering moments - the early promise of a lack of a 'cool' soundtrack was occasionally challenged, but overall it pulled it off. The initial 'mockumentary' feel quickly dissapated and was replaced by an often inappropriate handheld camera style that made me feel uncomfortable with teh subject matter... but storywise the show was very good. Simply having five main characters and several interacting secondary cast members meant there was a fairly cohesive meld of ongoing interest... But I won't go into anything too much (tim was my fave character, no surprise)... Pretty much every episode has the audience gripping their armchairs in anticipation of the end result, and the finalé was no exception. I seriously didn't know which way it was going until the last moment... and still, as I sit here with season 2 ready to go, I don't know where it's going to go. I would genuinely say that behind The Wire, Lost and BSG, Friday Night Lights has provided a mostly excellent show that has kept me hooked 'week in and week out' like very few shows can provide. JonSt, I thank you muchly for the suggestion

ESSAYOMGFWTF! Fell asleeeep, missed my alaaarm. LOL. So happy. Nah. Dead inside. I lit a chariot, with a torch too heavy to carry it, with such force you' beg me to marry ye, I'm on course, keeping no tally yet. Blah. Someone remind me to change my top before I go out as I got bbq sauce on it. [i did indeed make it all up] Bastards.

EEVIL, my man, I just have a way with words.

I've only been drunk like once in the last 6(?) nights, and my smoking has at least halved because of it, so theoretically the money I've saved has gone straight to... other rubbish!

Plagiarism? How dare you! Every word of that is my own procrastination. True, the big quotes don't count, but I think even if I go beyond the 10% allowed my quality forgives the quantity. I've only written 450 words for my actual essay, despite 'working' on it for about 6 hours more...

You can't post a link to a download. Unless you can say how it's 'legal' and stuff.

On Anal Seepage In the scientific world, this phenomenon is known as the aeortus impitaei condition; literally translated as time cannot obstruct. The most common diagnosis tends to include a lack of muscular retention, and spotting or 'streaking' of the attached garments. Causes can range from an injury caused by anal obtrusion; or obstruction thus causing the swelling of the tissues rendering the nerves of the twin sphinsters unable to fully contract efficiently, as well as other endo-digestive conditions affecting the correct digestion of foodstuffs. Other factors that may alter the three-stage digestion process may involve or include the acidity of food consumed, the hydration obtained (where possible corrolation between energy diversion to the liver or kidneys due to added stress on these regions, typically after the consumption of alcoholic beverages) and the general health and well-being of the individual. Upon diagnosis, a further stool sample may be submitted, but is generally done at the discretion of the doctor, which is determined by associated fetishes, childhood traumas and oral fixations, and thus are not typically necessary. Side effects include, but are not limited to, social embarassment, temporary vandalism (defined under artile 6a of the anti-social behaviour act of 1979 as 'an act of detrimental environmental change that resolves itself naturally or via natural intervention [ice, wind, rain, etc]) and a distasteful odour may emit from the individual. Often confused as a side effect is vomiting, where actually the appearance of both at once determines the illness to be one of the double-cannon family. Side-effects can be avoided by contraining oneself to a bathroom, preferrably within ones own abode as to avoid aural embarassment to anyone outside of stall/restroom. Hand washing facilities ought to be sought out if the external limbs at any point come into contact with any discharge, before one rubs an eye is preferrable. Treatments come in an array of options; the traditional western approach is an analectomy, where the affected area is removed and further bowel movements are at first pent up and then released via weekly visits to local Anal Tap clinics. Another, more traditional solution is the anal plug, although close connotations with the transexual community has deemed this approach as archaic. Contemporary eastern practices use ground-up elephant knees, to be inserted anally in pill form or orally in liquid, based upon the supposition that they are the "Biggest shitters" [sic] in the known animal kingdom. Ancient techniques were similar to the anal plug, where an elephant's tusk was inserted until it would no longer be physically possible to remove, however the chinese government has since banned the practice of this due to the 'backstreet' operations increasing prominence; the surgeon would forgo the removal of the tusk from the elephant before anal insertion, thus causing the patient unbearable attention from co-workers and close friends and family. In modern britain, there are reportedly over 200,000 cases of this reported every year, though, like rape, it is thought the true number of incidents is far higher. Specialists such as Dr E. E. Vilmurray, a leading analyst/therapist (Analrapist, for short) has been gathering primary and secondary data for several years. "It is clear that this is an increasing concern, and one that we must combat before it evolves into some serious problems. There was a time when one could roam the streets and identify animal feces and human feces apart, for animal feces were white due to a lack of woodchip in their diet [a matter corrected a decade ago by a Dr. Oetker], but these days the stool samples on every street corner, on doorsteps and under our shoes are not identifiable without a firm taste-test. We have collected visual evidence of stumbling individuals, typically between 4'10 and 6'5, skin black-white, scratching and groaning at all hours of the night in areas located near fine fast food establishments - we have caught them literally with their pants down. "I have set up some Shabba ambulances - Shabbalances, if you will - that are stocked 24/7 with buttplugs of the finest variety, and our mission is to seek out these individuals and stuff their anal cavities before it is too late." The possible dangers for the continual increase in cases include a wide-spread epidemic of pottymouth, which inhibits humans with vile and uncontrollable rage, as well as nappyrash. There are lobbyists, however, who understand the economical gain this condition has to offer. One press release from a large industry leader specifically mentions; "... the potential mass-marketing of adult diapers is a viable and economy-boosting outcome that promises hundreds of thousands of new jobs across the country. Our five year plan reveals the potential for Poop stations at every corner, where the disposed diapers are sent to recycling plants that treat and then disperse the material to farmlands across the country. The reduced cost to agricultural manure depositories will satiate the vegan protests that are currently gripping the capitals of europe, as well as decrease the cost of living and increase potential water as we reduce the number of flushes needer per capita per day!" The government is currently looking over the proposed plans to instigate what has been described as 'occulations'; injections for adults to encourage anal seepage. Reportedly this scheme may begin as a volunteer operation, but enlistment is possible down the line if the economy continues to go down the bend. So is anal seepage a blessing or a curse? Worldwide it causes the deaths of over 12,000,000 people a year through suffocation, and intoxication alone, yet have scientists really tapped this area to its full potential? Should we attempt to wipe away the social taboos surrounding anal seepage, or should we seek to plug the gap between the fecal and the people, once and for all?

HOORAY FOR INTERNET GOSSIP. *slinks into the shadows to avoid the storm*

ESSAY. Ugh. Dryden, Butler, Pope, Johnson. I'm going for Pope and... Dryden, I suppose. I don't know. I don't care. I still can't decide between the gender question or the pure Augustan satirist question. Gender will provide more quotes and sources, but might demand I look at other shit like Evalina or Moll fucking Flanders. 12 cans of diet coke! Drank two and a half already. Probably gonna buy another 12 later. Lols. here's to a fun all-nighter! Mine's done that too. Sometimes I wonder if it's slowly just going to take over the other tooth, or something.

ReZ - that link is suggesting that Vin Diesel himself is writing the trilogy O_o

Once a week. When you click on your name after signing in you'll get to that page where it tells you how many new press releases there are, any players sold/bought, etc -- there should be a link to "new sponsor activity" when it happens. I had one today. Just click on it and it opens a new window, then just click on "choose" under the x11 logo and voila, an extra 1,000,000 Wow, 7 yellows and a Red in Eevil's game! Crikey... In the lower league, who is who?

Bingo bango. Had a brief sesh on RE5 system link earlier. Bit annoying as I didn't have my save file BUT I just went and spent £35 (wtf) for a memory card. Will get my saves back at some point and live-it-up come weds

I'm sure I remember hearing that they had always planned a trilogy...

What is this ceremony that we're all talking about?

It's the 2nd one I didn't realise the third one is out/will be out! What's it called?

Well my head swings for, and then against this vote. Primarly because I'm concerned about the juxtaposition between those voting for Ell, and those who have been quite vocal in the game so far but are keeping schtum. If ell is good then it will be reasonable to suggest that there are mafiosos voting for him. If he is Bad then it is reasonable to assume that those who are keeping quiet when they have been rather active are likely to be on his side. If he is neutral? Win/win for townies and mafia. One less 'threat' (and I put that lightly) to the town, and one less vote against the mafia. Vote: Ellmeister - Because I think his death can tell us more than if we wait another night.

Wow. I did not know that! Shit... This may revolutionise my team! Or, y'know, not.

Just had a quick system-link game of Resi 5! Need to buy an xbox memory unit so i can get my save off shorty's HDD as starting with a pistol and no ammo, no money and no upgrades available at chapter 5-1 is just madness. Meeting course tutor in about 45 mins. I don't really know precisely what I want to say. These things always last about 5 mins. Stupid. MUST FINISH ESSAY TODAY. I say finish... If I don't finish for tonight then I'll probably be buying a lot of caffeine drinks on the way home, too... I wore shorts yesterday, and I have them on now, but... it looks cold... brr....

Happy B'day dewd Top of the league, you can't be too dissapointed

Well, I beat ReZ 2-0, got 3 players in teh x11 and manager of the round :P Apparantly there was no first half in our game, too. And 4th! Again! And forever... Dom's result is the most surprising, he seemed to do some bonkers tactics by the looks of it. Lower league is looking interesting! Mundi, Paj and, er, Made of win (whatever happened to naming your team after your forum name :P) all winning... Woop woop. I think the bottom 4 next week are in danger of being in exactly the same spots. I think my game with Dom is the most unknown quantity...

it's been said (about a gazillion times). If people are having issues with the forum, they ought to check relevant boards/threads first.

Not exactly, but you can tick the "cheat" box if you think the ref is dumb enough to let you get away with it.

Sounds to me like Vicar leaves things in peoples houses during the day, then they return to their homes. I'd like to know what Tellyn did last night. I have no idea what a 'strange liquid' could be, but surely it would alter Tellyn's night, be it misdirection, total control, protection or whatever. With Ell and R_A; R_A played a protector, and targeted the first person. The second person killed her. Ellmeister could either be that second person with the knife, or the first person, just coincidentally tagetting R_A at the same time. If Ell is neutral, then I just have a gut feeling that his persona does not match a rusty butcher's knife. However! That he targeted two people who both died by the same method, but we are under the impression that Ellmeister gives people packages, are we not? Also, in the first night, chairdriver's character said "Oh my, another visitor? It must be my lucky night!" which determines that two people targetted Big C that night, also. It could be a coincidence. Back to the first night; Cube's thought is worth bearing in mind for later. Ell's win condition is I have not watched goodfellas in a while, so I can't say who this person he is looking for could be. Strictly speaking, it may not be anyone from the movie at all, but would surely make more sense if it was a mobster of some sort. However (again!) R_A appeared to be targetted by moogle, and then by the rusty butcher-knife killer. No mention, again, of Ell's role. Another however (so many I can't remember which side of the argument this is for) is that Dannyboy said "I've found out that Ellmeister is hard to kill." Which would tie in with a Jason theory, in regards to the knife! Ell says he targeted Dyson, but Beggilax (a known misdirector) didn't target ell and Cube saw Ell target R_A... I really don't know what to think at all. Been reading into this too much. It's hard to keep an objective mind! I recommend we have someone watch ellmeister tonight, and we'll see if it happens again. Another thing that was in the write-up "someone ended the day dissapointed" (paraphrased, can't be arsed to find it now). I have this inkling that it might be nintendohnut, but that's not a basis for accusation.

Zomgg... Friday Night Lights so1e14 has Brand New - Jesus in it. My love and respect for the show just doubled.