jayseven

The fucker lied to me :'(

I thought that was actually hilarious!

I'd highly recommend MirrorMask to anyone who likes a good gilliam film. While the humour isn't echoed, the imagination (thanks to a certain Mr. Gaiman behind it) is most certainly present. A must for anyone into their quirky-but-cute films.

Cruisn' USA (I think?). My mate and I could honestly never get past the 2nd checkpoint. We were 5. Like shorty, to me Korn - Follow the Leader reminds me of Rainbow Six on the N64. First game I ever completed was The Lion King on the Master System II. My pause button was broken so I had to PRAY simba'd survive my dinner. Comic Zone was teh first game I ever borrowed from a friend for the Mega Drive. Flashback was the first game that ever really got under my skin -- that truely immersed me. Donald Duck: Dime Capers was teh first game I bought, for... £10 I think? So rock solid. Gremlins 2 for the game boy... never got past the 2nd level. The time I got 240+ lines on tetris DX on the bus. Xmas one year when I got pokemon blue. Plugged 24 hours into the game by the end of boxing day. The day I bought my Gamecube (launch day), when two of my mates and I all bunked school and played monkey ball all day and my mum was cool with it!!! OoT, waking up extra early so I could play some more of it before going to school as my mate lent it to me for a week. Endless Goldeneye and Perfect Dark games with my mates. Rainbow Six: Vegas, its sequel, Gears Of War and the sequel and Army of Two co-op sessions with Shorty, where I would progressively drunker and SWEAR I was improving. Rock Band: Endless setlist. Was pretty endless. Also what must've been the last time we played it in the flat, Nami crying while singing "go your own waaaay". Was hilariouscool. Fallout 3, seeing the wastelands for the first time. Again when I found a dog. Again when I found that Dave place. Again when I met Fawkes. Again when I found the UFO! Dark Sector's brutal executions actually making me feel sick. BLAST CORPS for the sheer amounts of joy. Modern Warfare 2 is guarenteed to produce at least one memory per session, ranging from my housemate getting a tactical nuke in a care package STOLEN FROM HIM to general insane kills, rare massive kill-streaks, hilarious kids with microphones, etc, etc. Trying to find shortcuts on Mario Kart 64. FINDING shortcuts on F-Zero X. Warioland (I think) on the game boy. There was ONE collectable thing on one level that I could never find. I'd narrowed it down to HAVING to be in this one room, but I just couldn't find it. Getting a GOLF game as a gift from an auntie. WTF?! Oooh! World Cup 94 on the Master System. I'd figured out the way to get a guarenteed goal every time (enter the box diagonally and shoot), so I set the match time to be a genuine 90 minutes... and was saddened to see the goal counter stopped at 99 ISS 98; making my own players modelled after my family/friends and entering the world league. THIS LIST IS FUCKING ENDLESS

Tales; with bidding the golden rule is to alyways enter the maximum amount you're willing to bid - you'll always avoid that frustration!

Jimbob - you're supposed to tell us wtf happened the other day with the whole concussed dude/broken knee thing!

Thank you for this thread. I'm enjoying a swim in the ocean of nostalgia right now! Too many moments to list.

Found a girl I went to school with has turned to nude photos. ... She was the girl who got massive tits way too soon. Awesome.

I respect teh effort involved, but if we judged entertainment purely on the man-hours gone into it then we'd not get anywhere, and nothing would be shit ever. I was in an argumentative mood yesterday, so my comments were blunter and, perversely, more to the point. There are plenty of low-budget funny shows on the net, so that's irrelevant, and frankly if someone else had posted this then my comment would be the same. At various points I had missed several episodes and thus sat and watched a few in one go, to see how the series had progressed. I'd post afterwards with some (un)helpful comment, and a couple of episodes were actually quite funny! There isn't hate involved, just sometimes a pitiful reluctance. The 'entertainment' now, after 14 episodes, comes only from the thoughts I'm having while I watch about what I'm going to post in this thread -- that is, after 14 episodes I'm still trying to help ReZ make it a better show. Why? I've just realised that I'm watching it for all the wrong reasons. The amount of effort involved should not be directly linked to the amount of enjoyment I get from it. It should also keep its nose out of any list of reasons to watch it. Hence the 'twisted friend logic' comment. So what is the point? ReZ could seriously be an Internet Funny Man if it were concise and accurate. I did include two points of positive in my criticism, and I agree, I was harsh. ReZ; I'm sorry for being overly harsh with my posts. I've liked you every time we've met; the anonymity of the internet is a tempting idol and I think I use this forum as an outlet sometimes, needlessly assaulting other people. It's hard to tread the line between positive feedback and honest feedback. It's hard to help you make the show better if the humour isn't quite the same as mine without being offensive. I'll still be watching the show. Don't take comments to heart. Positive or negative.

I guess it's the whole you-discovering-flink's-fetishes in front of teh world that is so peculiar to me. I mean, you are both People To Be Jealous Of, so it's not out of some bust of negative energy that I say this -- I just find it odd. I just picture the next time the pair of you meet up to be an overcurrent of pleasantries, with a slowly growing notion of ".. is he going to lick me tonight? Should I let him? Should I urge him to do so? Should I go for a jog before we meet?" staccato of thoughts. And I wonder what stuff is considered private. Like, we know you can't/don't orgasm, and that flink likes sweat, yet you say that no secrets have been given away. It's mad! This interactive soap-opera of a forum is fantastic! I'm in an overthinking mood. I am sorry.

Ah. Y'see, sometimes you, as a mathematician, confuse me with your absurd use of English. So I have to verify. There's only one series of films that I actively 'avoid' -- the whole Twilight skidmark. Anti-Bucket-Listed.

Just in general when he has sex he likes to lick, and in general when you have sex you get sweaty. You're not slightly phased by this amount of personal information that is simply ping-ponged over teh internet? And yes! I would say that this is a different instance to those which you title -- those are in threads where I can be primed before I encounter such sordid tentacles of love, while here I feel like I have stumbled into a fairly private matter. Maybe I should stop the shrewdness and start saying oh god, yes, PLEASE tell me about all the naked sex you have, and your oversized thighs and his strangely weedy arms, or teh way he holds me as if I'm a fruit basked, or how I kiss her with far too much tongue, and how I actually don't like sex but I like looking at pictures of small penises because it makes me feel bigger, and how small c-- Too far. Sorry. Point; I don't really care what you say, or where you say it, I just thought I had read some 'tension' between the two of you in some posts a couple of weeks ago and thought I'd stir it up, because, even though I met Jim twice -- and went to his house!! -- I feel like we are still very anonymous and I can get away with being a cockface. And I'm in the mood to be as such. QUICK POST IT BEFORE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND JAYSEVEN!! Maybe I'm just a bit adverse to sweat? Maybe I've just not been laid in a long time?

So which is it? Worth watching, or not? Renting, or not? That's a fucked up stupid-face review that does oxymorinic stupidface. I understand that scores are useless, but they're never stupid. Stop being stupid. The movie sounded good until the last line. This is a post that compromises several one-line responses I wanted to post.

Today I went to the beach for a surprise bbq that was quickly, due to wind, transported to the back-garden of the house belonging to the nan of a girl I secretly quite fancy who just introduced me to her new boyfriend whose virginity she stole. The BBQ was shit -- essentially there was me and my two mates manning the BBQ while everyone else was inside because a cloud spoiled the view. While this was mostly annoying because one of the girls had massive boobs and another was clearly a slut and had an ill-fitting bra (I saw her nipples, ffs), it was just a bit weird to be all segregated, S.A. style. Bought a wicked new hat. FUCK YOU, SUN!! Watched a couple of movies then went with Girl-I-Fancy to meet her bf at the pub he works at. Had two pints while we waited for him to finish, and I "gave her life perspective" for free, because that's the kind of idiot that I am. I should charge in blow jobs, or something. Anyway -- I'm not going to fuck about with that situation -- though she wants to move out, as do I, so it's very likely that we'll be living together within a few months, and I'm sure there will be a wine-fuelled evening of "ohmywtf" in the future. But generally I don't care. Just happy to be alive. Also come home to find I am now camped out in my mum's room, with her in the lounge. This is the beginning of Win. I just need to establish wtf is going on with ex/girl in order for life to be mostly-sorted. Should be going into argos to get teh transfer sorted tomorrow, providing I'm not too hungover (comment: LOOLOLOLO). Contrary to the last time I posted in here drunk; I love me. I love life! I quoted this because I love pooki. Seriously. WTF?! You and a bunch of mates attempted to initiate some sort of fight club and a guy broke his HEAD?!

Fleenuh; Ew. Seriously. Take it away. WTF I don't want to know that you guys even have sex, let alone that it's sweaty and licky.

I like the choice. Not a pretty-boy, but someone who actually looks geeky. Does anyone know if there's any inkling tickling the 'webs about whether this film will be a 'reboot' or just an adventure starring Spidey, with no back-story provided?

damn the 10-min limit?! 10 minutes is far to long. The big brother thing was too long and too 'in-jokey' and too rubbish. This was probably my least favourite episode. The best bits were the cleavage and that music you use for the pun bit. Seems like you've cut out the 'empty' bits, which is good... And I like the effort into making a new intro (but it is poop). EEVIL's video is more interesting to watch (which is saying something, as he would surely agree- i mean, watching people watch something isn't top-drawer material) and should show you that one laugh an episode is not enough. We sit and watch these episodes out of some twisted idea of friendship logic -- nobody else would choose to watch it. Other people would switch off after about 10 seconds. Seriously. I'm not subjecting myself to it anymore, until someone tells me it's worth watching. [/scathing review]

... I don't really know what all that emo stuff was about! Don't feel any hate today! Friday I met up with my mate, and we continued a 6-year tradition where we take it in turns to buy pizzas. We went down to the lagoon (wooo!) and chatted the usual shit. Yesterday I went on a 2-hour walk to Devil's Dyke - a local viewpoint located on the south downs (countryside). Played some shoe tennis, 1000 blank white cards, ate chips n' dips, then got an open-topped bus to town where eventually 5 more people joined us on the beach to learn a new card game called 'pip-pip' which has a little too much chance to it for my liking. Today I was going to go to a car boot but it's been re-located, so instead I'll go to one next sunday morning with Clare, with whom I'm hoping I can firmly establish and confirm our relationship by the only way -- facebook status. It's been nice being back in Brighton - got my sunburn on the go, and keeping busy meeting up with people. Today I'm going for a picnic on the beach in a couple of hours, via the camping shop where I hope to buy a silly-looking 'fisherman' hat to help combat The Reddening. Living with The Mother has been tolerable so far, mostly because I've been out. She's actually offered to trade places with me, so I'll get the bedroom and she'll live on the sofa... win/win for me, but obviously I'm feeling guilty about her staying on the sofabed/z-bed. She's Adam Ant about it, so I guess I'll get a proper bed and online xbox and lie ins and mates over and privacy and even a smoking area with the french doors from the bedroom leading to the garden... I'm sure it'll balance out in terms of nagging and general old-person nattering. And my little toe's nail has split in two.

That's just an awesome post. I had to say this.

It was bigger than any other sea creature from the same era, and had teeth that proved it was carniverous. There's this thing that you're not familiar with called 'logic' which would work well here.

- I hate the world - Think I got my results - 2:2! In ypur face eenuh/everyone ever. Clearly the lowest grade anyone has, and deserves no thanks whatsoever as I was lazy as fuck throughout. - Did loads of FUN today but frankly it does not translate to online SPEAK - Hate my life

ninjavideo.net, amongst others, shut down. Dan Dare initially introduced me to the site which regularly had streams of the latest US tv shows before anyone else. In recent times I'd used it to stream less and less, preferring to use it as a 'tv guide' to see what was on last night, and what to download as a torrent. Obviously not 'bad' news in the sense that laws are being upheld, and not really something anyone can argue with... But still just more proof that the golden age of the internet is on its way out :'(

Mid-League Mashup Round 2: This Is Not The Original I don't know why I titled this edition like this. maybe I'll change it before I finish writing it up. I mean, if there were nothing but draws, it'd be some sort of important and appropriate title. I'm definitely going to change it. Round and round we go. I just wanted you to scroll down a bit. BRB CIDER! Shorty and Noodle. THE PAIR OF SISSIES!! My back still hurts. Noodle Vs. Shorty started with an oomph and an aamph and other wrong, wrong noises with three goals all blammed into the net before the clock man clould turn the long arm fifteen full rotations, but just as the referee decided to have a second ball on the centre spot of the pitch in order to speed up restarts, the game went into a coma. Pimple-faced Ørjan Snildal was heard to utter something about "perfect weather for a picnic", and consequentially Oscar Bak, goalscorer for Shorty in the first half, was booked in teh second for failing to sit down and have a scone and quit with the kicking-a-ball nonsense. 64thers Vs. Eights (1-1)Gaggle set his playing style as 'offensive', which was a bit careless considering how sensive the referee was about his bald patch. Bookings book-ending another percentage-contradicting-shots game, with Eights perhaps at fault for not taking advantage of more than one of their chances. ONE ALL?! Edd Vs. Happenstance ... ONE ALL?! I'm pretty sure there's some sort of agreement between all the other teams to draw each other and beat ME so that they all get promoted and I get relegated and there'll be NO middle league you FUCKERS YOU MEAN FUCKERS Audio As far as I recall, there were no more matches that day.

- Was my mate's turn to buy me a take-away pizza - Cooked dinner. Won. - Played Army of 2: 40 Days. FOUND THREE CATS! - Trying to write the x11 report for tuesday's games and finding Lack Of Inspiration is everywhere I turn

Did you mean dyson? Lol :P Yeah, noob-tubing is really annoying, but as I say I'm working on the danger close so it has to be done. I'm pretty much able to get a 'nade in to the bunker on Afghan from the sniper ridge every time. It's taken so long to master it that I'm not as good with regular guns, so all the more reason for the practice!