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  1. jayseven
    Today I went to the beach for a surprise bbq that was quickly, due to wind, transported to the back-garden of the house belonging to the nan of a girl I secretly quite fancy who just introduced me to her new boyfriend whose virginity she stole. The BBQ was shit -- essentially there was me and my two mates manning the BBQ while everyone else was inside because a cloud spoiled the view. While this was mostly annoying because one of the girls had massive boobs and another was clearly a slut and had an ill-fitting bra (I saw her nipples, ffs), it was just a bit weird to be all segregated, S.A. style. Bought a wicked new hat. FUCK YOU, SUN!! Watched a couple of movies then went with Girl-I-Fancy to meet her bf at the pub he works at. Had two pints while we waited for him to finish, and I "gave her life perspective" for free, because that's the kind of idiot that I am. I should charge in blow jobs, or something. Anyway -- I'm not going to fuck about with that situation -- though she wants to move out, as do I, so it's very likely that we'll be living together within a few months, and I'm sure there will be a wine-fuelled evening of "ohmywtf" in the future. But generally I don't care. Just happy to be alive. Also come home to find I am now camped out in my mum's room, with her in the lounge. This is the beginning of Win. I just need to establish wtf is going on with ex/girl in order for life to be mostly-sorted. Should be going into argos to get teh transfer sorted tomorrow, providing I'm not too hungover (comment: LOOLOLOLO). Contrary to the last time I posted in here drunk; I love me. I love life! I quoted this because I love pooki. Seriously. WTF?! You and a bunch of mates attempted to initiate some sort of fight club and a guy broke his HEAD?!
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    Fleenuh; Ew. Seriously. Take it away. WTF I don't want to know that you guys even have sex, let alone that it's sweaty and licky.
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    I like the choice. Not a pretty-boy, but someone who actually looks geeky. Does anyone know if there's any inkling tickling the 'webs about whether this film will be a 'reboot' or just an adventure starring Spidey, with no back-story provided?
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    damn the 10-min limit?! 10 minutes is far to long. The big brother thing was too long and too 'in-jokey' and too rubbish. This was probably my least favourite episode. The best bits were the cleavage and that music you use for the pun bit. Seems like you've cut out the 'empty' bits, which is good... And I like the effort into making a new intro (but it is poop). EEVIL's video is more interesting to watch (which is saying something, as he would surely agree- i mean, watching people watch something isn't top-drawer material) and should show you that one laugh an episode is not enough. We sit and watch these episodes out of some twisted idea of friendship logic -- nobody else would choose to watch it. Other people would switch off after about 10 seconds. Seriously. I'm not subjecting myself to it anymore, until someone tells me it's worth watching. [/scathing review]
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    ... I don't really know what all that emo stuff was about! Don't feel any hate today! Friday I met up with my mate, and we continued a 6-year tradition where we take it in turns to buy pizzas. We went down to the lagoon (wooo!) and chatted the usual shit. Yesterday I went on a 2-hour walk to Devil's Dyke - a local viewpoint located on the south downs (countryside). Played some shoe tennis, 1000 blank white cards, ate chips n' dips, then got an open-topped bus to town where eventually 5 more people joined us on the beach to learn a new card game called 'pip-pip' which has a little too much chance to it for my liking. Today I was going to go to a car boot but it's been re-located, so instead I'll go to one next sunday morning with Clare, with whom I'm hoping I can firmly establish and confirm our relationship by the only way -- facebook status. It's been nice being back in Brighton - got my sunburn on the go, and keeping busy meeting up with people. Today I'm going for a picnic on the beach in a couple of hours, via the camping shop where I hope to buy a silly-looking 'fisherman' hat to help combat The Reddening. Living with The Mother has been tolerable so far, mostly because I've been out. She's actually offered to trade places with me, so I'll get the bedroom and she'll live on the sofa... win/win for me, but obviously I'm feeling guilty about her staying on the sofabed/z-bed. She's Adam Ant about it, so I guess I'll get a proper bed and online xbox and lie ins and mates over and privacy and even a smoking area with the french doors from the bedroom leading to the garden... I'm sure it'll balance out in terms of nagging and general old-person nattering. And my little toe's nail has split in two.
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    That's just an awesome post. I had to say this.
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    It was bigger than any other sea creature from the same era, and had teeth that proved it was carniverous. There's this thing that you're not familiar with called 'logic' which would work well here.
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    - I hate the world - Think I got my results - 2:2! In ypur face eenuh/everyone ever. Clearly the lowest grade anyone has, and deserves no thanks whatsoever as I was lazy as fuck throughout. - Did loads of FUN today but frankly it does not translate to online SPEAK - Hate my life
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    ninjavideo.net, amongst others, shut down. Dan Dare initially introduced me to the site which regularly had streams of the latest US tv shows before anyone else. In recent times I'd used it to stream less and less, preferring to use it as a 'tv guide' to see what was on last night, and what to download as a torrent. Obviously not 'bad' news in the sense that laws are being upheld, and not really something anyone can argue with... But still just more proof that the golden age of the internet is on its way out :'(
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    Mid-League Mashup Round 2: This Is Not The Original I don't know why I titled this edition like this. maybe I'll change it before I finish writing it up. I mean, if there were nothing but draws, it'd be some sort of important and appropriate title. I'm definitely going to change it. Round and round we go. I just wanted you to scroll down a bit. BRB CIDER! Shorty and Noodle. THE PAIR OF SISSIES!! My back still hurts. Noodle Vs. Shorty started with an oomph and an aamph and other wrong, wrong noises with three goals all blammed into the net before the clock man clould turn the long arm fifteen full rotations, but just as the referee decided to have a second ball on the centre spot of the pitch in order to speed up restarts, the game went into a coma. Pimple-faced Ørjan Snildal was heard to utter something about "perfect weather for a picnic", and consequentially Oscar Bak, goalscorer for Shorty in the first half, was booked in teh second for failing to sit down and have a scone and quit with the kicking-a-ball nonsense. 64thers Vs. Eights (1-1)Gaggle set his playing style as 'offensive', which was a bit careless considering how sensive the referee was about his bald patch. Bookings book-ending another percentage-contradicting-shots game, with Eights perhaps at fault for not taking advantage of more than one of their chances. ONE ALL?! Edd Vs. Happenstance ... ONE ALL?! I'm pretty sure there's some sort of agreement between all the other teams to draw each other and beat ME so that they all get promoted and I get relegated and there'll be NO middle league you FUCKERS YOU MEAN FUCKERS Audio As far as I recall, there were no more matches that day.
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    - Was my mate's turn to buy me a take-away pizza - Cooked dinner. Won. - Played Army of 2: 40 Days. FOUND THREE CATS! - Trying to write the x11 report for tuesday's games and finding Lack Of Inspiration is everywhere I turn
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    Did you mean dyson? Lol :P Yeah, noob-tubing is really annoying, but as I say I'm working on the danger close so it has to be done. I'm pretty much able to get a 'nade in to the bunker on Afghan from the sniper ridge every time. It's taken so long to master it that I'm not as good with regular guns, so all the more reason for the practice!
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    Dwarf; good point :P I actually tend to play a fairly 1D game and rarely use my secondary weapons much. Currently (was) trying to get Danger Close challenge finished so generally running around with whatever assault rifle with grenade launcher attached, thumpers for secondary and danger close/scavenger/can't remember (probably sitrep). Dyson; fuck yeh! I'll try and get my connection sorted within the week...
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    Jonnas; ... Is the video posted elsewhere on this forum (I forget where) that 'proves' that you can get mew legitimately.
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    Scab-picking was something I was going to mention earlier, but figured it was a universal thing. Finding fluff in my belly button! Also, and I think I'm alone in this; wriggling a finger in my ear. I'm pretty sure God put a clitoris in there.
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    Once you've done the marathon challenge it's quite hard to re-adjust to not being able to sprint everywhere, so don't underestimate it. If you're just getting close-to-close-mid range kills then you don't even need a sight, just get used to the ironsight. But if you're relying on a sight for your secondary then that's forgivable. When I get the game and my connection sorted I'll be up for organising an N-E MW2 brawl! See who's top of the pops.
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    The hectic return to Brighton has begun. 7 hour van journey with a man who was falling asleep at several points. Staying alive was made harder as I was running on little sleep. Lots of veering and nearly-hitting-bridges and -nearly-going-on-the-grass. Then two hours or re-arranging furniture to put all my stuff 'away'. Then an hour of 'fixing' the internet. Today I met up with the ex for a pleasant few hours, and tonight I have a gig i can go to, but my mate's in the band and it's all last minute. Ex won't come so I'm inviting a (female) friend, who probably can't go either, so then I won't want to go and just stand there by myself, so I will probably have to cancel on my mate only to have him try and talk me 'round, blah blah blah blah. BACON MISSHAPES FOR DINNER!
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    It was weird. I'd literally just gotten in from a really long trip from sheffield to start my life in brighton and what's on telly? The hill around the corner from the house I just left. Great!
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    (I will be a little late with the reports for this week's games, due to moving and all. May try and do one tonight before bed!)
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    Are you aiming down the sight with your uzis? Otherwise if you're bezzing about, I'd say take off bling and put on marathon instead. Pred/Harrier/pave low is a safe combo, but personally I've been going off Preds and leaning towards sentries! ... NEED THIS GAME AGAINA AAAAAAAAhDSAHSDJHa
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    Happy birthday SCG! Your sparkly jacket still haunts me. In a friendly way.
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    I'm sitting here watching my window, observing passers by all touch a balloon. I have no idea why I'm procrastinating still. I think my entire life is about finding something important to do just so that I can procrastinate about it.
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    - Picking my nose - Not cutting my toenails for AGES then giving them a massive prune Everyone elses 'likes' are far too likely.
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    Scoop; sleep is win. I can't get enough of it. ReZ; leaving for brighton in less than 24 hours, getting a transfer down to a store there. Since I've made the plans to move down south I've realised that I want to live in sheffield at least for a bit more, as I've made a home here -- but I didn't sort out a way of staying here now so... I need to do that. If any of that makes sense.
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    Oh, man. That game sucked. *hates for the bruising*
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