jayseven

or you could be like me AND KICK ASS FROM THE GET GO!! That's how I remember it and that's how it's going down in my autobigraphy.

There's already a thread, Chode.

Let's face it - it'll cost next to nothing and it'll be a heck of a show -- we could charge admission and everything!

Gizmo maybe it's a good idea to let us know now, before it's too late -- cremation or burial?

Urg, murder is that table. I'll aim for survival, methinks. Fingers crossed for the change report!

Football is banned from this topic. It's mean enough that us pro-soccerites are taking up everyone's precious TV time. There's a thread for you lot! That is, unless your summer plans include coaching a rag-tag group of hilarious misfits to the dizzying heights of a local tournament final against their local, heavily-sponsored rivals whose logo looks suspiciously nazi-like and are, coincidentially, being coached by That Kid You Never Liked At School, who is practically stalking Hot Lady Mom Of Star Player who for some reason has a soft spot for you, and always has ever since that one time she was getting picked on at school by That Kid and you went up to him and used words, not force, to get That Kid to leave Lady alone, so she doesn't mind that you spend far too much time with her son and all his friends as you teach them how to control a ball or two, as well as the importance of stretching before the game. And I've already copywrited that for my next summer's to-do list, so hands off.

nightwolf; cheers for the offer but brighton's still a good two hours away from essex and yeah I have a buttload of stuff. cube; MEGACOTTONNN!!! ...?

Lol. Well I hope roostophe feels better now! Somehow my team got a fair bit of a form boost from that thrashing... Congratulations Ell!

This thread makes me lol so much. Not just the hilarious pictures/gifs, but also the general armegeddon and/or secret market analyst expert type posts y'all are making. Fact is half of you have already said 'hey, I think I'll buy me one of those reboxed-consoles-that-I-already-own" so you're already throwing your money at microsoft. The conference was shit. And I'm the only person who liked the first 5 minutes (Black Ops).

Lol I didn't notice that the first time! haha!

Did you see 30 seconds to Mars? I hear Leto was looking rather... dickish

Got 'bout 2 hours sleep last night as I've been stressing my pants off for a few days. So today I'm Getting Shit Done. Done the washing up, put some washing on, tidied the lounge and it's not even 8am yet. Going to head to work for 9am to hit them as they open and talk to the manager about getting a transfer/quitting because I can't get enough hours to live on so I've been in two minds about where to live and now I have to go back to brighton and if they'd be so kind as to transfer me it'd be much appreciated yes I know I missed my shift on saturday but as you can see I'm very stressed right now and besides it's only a 6-hour contract, everyone wants more hours, you won't miss me here and I could do 6 hours a week from home without having to worry about rent and blahblahblah!

Accepted a friendly against the grouch for tomorrow. I'm expecting to lose considerably. If he gets relegated this season there's no doubt nor reason for him not to bounce straight back up, his squad is insane.

- quit job - learn some carpentry/joinery/whittling - visit mates around country - maybe holiday abroad - find somewhere to live

Loving the talent on show here - the final panel for teh 2nd game was hilarious!

- Shadow Complex -- 560 (Normally 1200, 53% off) - Trials HD -- 560 (Normally 1200, 53% off) - Banjo Tooie -- 800 (33% off) - Bionic Commando Rearmed -- 400 (50% off) - Bomberman LIVE -- 400 (50% off) - Braid -- 800 (33% off) - Castle Crashers -- 800 (33% off) - Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2 -- 400 ( 50% off) - Zombie Apocalypse -- 400 (50% off) ... Those all tempt me! Shadow Complex and Zombie Apocalypse mostly, with Braid and Castle Crashers, though I've played to death, being two games I feel ought to be in my collection. Cheers for letting me know about the lower prices, cube

Happy birthday flameboy! I told your girlfriend to give you the present from me; the 'Bjayseven'. One for each night of the birthday week.

I hate tvs high up like that. Feel like I'd need a chair on stilts to cope.

Cheers my contemporaries. Begun my satanurday by sleeping through my alarm and turning my phone of at half 9 and bunking work. FUCKIT. I'm gonna go in and quit on monday. Dole.

paj; STFU you're not a quasimodo. If they turn you down then... OMG THEY TURN YOU DOWN!! You have uni and subsequentially real life, and during at least some of this unavoidable process you'll start to realise your own worth, and turn a laugh at these prehistoric thoughts of yours. Jimbob; I'm 23 and staying round my mates houses really is no big deal whatsoever. I do not understand why it is too 'weird' for you and since I was 23 I've stayed over at least 7 different mates' houses, including two forum members here. You have to realise that your friends see your excuse as extremely weak in conclusion. If you have an issue with it then face that, because the issue of "i'd rather stay where my parents sleep than where my mates sleep" is a rubbish excuse. Personal lief!; went to a local pub to meet two friends - one of which i barely know who hit on me a lot last time we met up. this time was different - there were the two people I knew and the 7 I didn't, although actually I'd met four of them previously -- one of them even said "oh, Smed? My mate was talking about you the other day... I didn't realise we'd met!" [cue paranoia about who the mate is, and what they said...] anyway they're all musician types, which essentially means they feel no need to make any effort in the befriending processs. It's actually been the first time in a very long time i've been out in the dark without knowing everyone i was with. It's hard to come across as me in such a situation, and bizarrely I managed to really fuck it up. The 2nd person I knew, the girl, took something I said really really wrong and her character changed really quick. I made it clear before I went that I'd only be there for two drinks, so I left pretty quick afterwards. Essentially she has a persona, and I attempted to cut through it, and in retaliation she was oblique and... she just had this look while we were talking that said "you can't say anything positive anymore"... and I just realised very quick just how shallow she was. I mean, she'[s [i]hot[/i] and she hit on me -- properly hit on me last time we hung out, and the pace of her change - especially the lack of patience or understanding of others made me realise that good people are really rare... the combination of place setting and people is something I'll never be able to control, and essentially I've just got to cut off another limb of the tree of experience again, limiting my future once more. It sucks being me. It's a spiral descending into self-hate once more, and all I want is to be in Friends and have my reliable amigos who will high-five and love me... and instead I have insecurity and uncertainty and no desire whatsoever to take charge of my life because I KNOW -- and I will shortly prove it -- that if I am in charge I will make the worst possible decisions for myself. Such as moving back to brighton. FFS. I'm seriously considering just... writing my shit novel. Just spending weeks at a time in my room (no difference there, but) writing something, applying myself... trying to be an interesting person because clearly I'm not. Work in less than 7 hours and...

Nice one flame I might be making the opposite move shortly, and I hope to christ's hotpants themselves I don't end up 3 years there. Uh-uh. No wai.

You dirty-tricked him first, so it's not really like you can complain! I've got a youth goalkeeper apparently rated 4, but in the 4 (5?) games he's played in he's conceded once but still has a rating of 2 or 3 each time! It's infuriating!

Good result ell -- you have a good chance to win the league now-- but you need a win thanks to goal difference. My money's on you winning mate In my league Eddage is favourite to win as he's playing the bottom team and is only a point off of my lead, but I have no more games. The middle league is insane - anyone in teh top 4 could win it... I'd put my money on DuD or happenstance (due to recent form), with dud the favourite. Would love to watch match of the day if these games were on it!

supergrunch ftw. Today I was woken up at 11am by a fire alarm test the landlord arranged without telling us. Then I watched lots of True Blood, made a beast of a bolognaise, put off plans for next month, now it's some mead and twin peaks 'til I get bored and decide to try to sleep. Very interesting indeed.

Got my tactics set for my final game. After that I'm just going to cross my fingers that I can get a bumload of traning done as the majority of my players are currently between 7-12 dev., but with about four key young'uns at 15-17.