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The hardcore ones always do. I'm sure O'Malley appreciated it. Did he have a lot to say? I bet he's tired out after all this press touring and stuff.

Sounds awesome. I'd have loved to go. Was it a good turnout?

Double post because it was double fucking awesome.

Okay, that's way better than my thing. Awesome stuff! What do they say?

I really wanna go, but I'm seeing the film in an entirely different city this evening. Probably going to try and see him at Gosh Wednesday. I'm sure he's signing there, right? Man, it's times like this I wish I was still an unemployed wretch with more time than money.

None of us are going to beat this. I have to live my life now knowing I can never reach this Barney Stinson level of greatness. It's going to be tough. Like it or not, fellas, you all wish that could be your username in that quotation box! If you disagree, you likely have secret agenda... and possibly no penis.

Autoglass adverts are what I would consider to be top tier worst on the radio.

All in all, if you're cutting you really need to talk to someone or at least find another way to express your angst. Postsecret your cares away, maybe? I dunno. Sometimes a simple perspective shift is all it takes to turn a frown into a smile! Positivity! Turn the batteries around, kids.

-Reciprocates that shit, cool freeze frame, end credits roll.-

I'm pale as a ghost and winter suited, but I adore summer. Everything is a lot fresher and more exciting in summer. That said, a cold winters day is also acceptable.

Cut it out! Okay, that's me done.

Authentic quality, too.

I just got told to go home and be a family man by this. Unacceptable.

I knew that looked familiar. A little light Photoshop investigation revealed this:

You need to get some E45 on that pronto. Probably won't kill you. It could be an allergic reaction to... YOURSELF.

Old people are the oldest and wisest on this planet, but show them how to take AV2 off their TV screen after they've had it stuck on there all morning and they are ready to kit up and go fight in your personal war.

They were too good for this world. Like Atlantis.

Stuff with immense fanbases like Star Wars is usually self ruining. I do enjoy how there's this entirely expanded world of Star Wars to get into if that's your thing. So much happens to the characters after Return of the Jedi. I just choose to enjoy the movies and some of the expanded universe stuff. Mostly Mara Jade. Actually, the best comparison is to say the Star Wars Expanded Universe is like The Animals of Farthing Wood. Everyone and their children die.

Camera phones are awesome. At work I'm forever asking customers to check their remote control light is working by viewing the sensor through a camera phone. To an old person this is probably the most amazing thing ever. I say probably when I mean genuinely. They love it so much they start asking me what the future is like. I tell them they're dead.

Space Jam is an amazing movie. Who Framed Roger Rabbit is too. Back in Action is a movie by Joe Dante, so I'm obligated to say it is awesome without having seen it.

Toothache is the worst pain in the entire world. I totally sympathise with you on this. I was suffering from the most fucking arduous toothache ever when the Wii was launched. I think I battled through the majority of Twilight Princess heaving to the taste of oil of cloves in my mouth. I stank and I cried. Such misery. I would never wish toothache upon anyone.

The Midnight Beast is such a porny name. I love it.

I just want to add I can't wait to own Star Wars on Blu-ray. It's going to be epic. I actually already own them on Blu-Ray bootlegs of TV rips, but it isn't really the same. I just wanted to put a third sentence beginning with I here. It has no purpose. I.

"Remember when I told you I was wearing underwear, Sully?" "That's right, Matrix. You said you were rocking Primark ten for five pounders down there." "I LIED." --- Nah, I always wear underwear. I need something to absorb the pee from when I'm too lazy to properly shake off. Ladies, form an orderly queue.

My personal ranking is... Empire, Jedi, New Hope, Sith, Clones, Phantom. I also like Star Wars for how cheesy and lame it is. I don't really buy into the sci-fi aspects much. The Expanded Universe is pretty decent from what a friend at work tells me. He's always reading the books when we're not on calls.