An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman are trying to get into the Marines. The Commanding Officer says "I've given you each a gun, now I want you to go into that room and shoot the first person you see." So the English man goes in. A minute later he comes out shaking his head. "It was my wife, I couldn't do it, I couldn't shoot her." The Scotsman walks in. A minute later he walks out shaking his head. "It was my wife, I couldn't do it, I couldn't shoot her." Then the irish man goes in. They hear a scream. Then the Irish man comes out and says "It was full of blanks I had to strangle her to death."