MoogleViper

A man with a stutter applies for a job at a building site. Site manager: You're perfect for the job, just one last thing, if you drop a brick shout "FALLING BRICK!" Guy: O-ok so one day while he's working on the roof he drops a brick over the side and shouts "F-F-F-F-FLIPPIN ECK IT'S HIT HIM!"

No he said "it's raping me". Bad joke I know.

*Joins in with the ban dance*

Why yes it is.

I thought it was some new technology where you could have an X-Ray from a photograph. That would have been cool. Anyway Isn't there a band called Generic Band and/or an album called Generic Album With Cool Title? I have a name.

Here you go. Kinky.

Is it the Humerus.

I don't use it. I use deoderant (Ben Sherman atm Up Shirt Creek or Who Gives A Shirt) But if I ever do use some it's my dad's Joop.

Same here.

It's not as bad as other peoples. Here is some random person who's is worse. Enjoy: http://www.xfire.com/xf/modules.phpname=XFire&file=profile&uname=carbon3d

Yeah sorry. I agree with you.

I'm funny when it comes to books, I struggle to get into them. I would also recommend Supernatural. Not the greatest of books but a worthwhile read.

Really? I could never really get into it. I've attempted it twice but I never got further than the mansion. (I have book I and II btw). I've never read the northern lights but my brother urges me to. I would recommend Artemis Fowl to anyone. I think it's great (haven't got round to reading The Opal Deception yet).

Yeh I'm moaning at a girl for it now. Omg u n0b3d its g3t n0t g4t u fuckin n0b ed m8.

Is it briggsy? Retro-lover wants his x-fire account. Though someone on here has probably got more hours on. All I can remember is he has over 600 hours on Condition Zero.

Lee Evans is sexy.

You bastard!

In weekday I get about 6 hours of sleep. So after a few days I start getting dreary and napping after school. But then I have about 8 hours on sat (have to get up for footy) then 12 hours on sun. Then it starts again.

Having no breakfast won't help.

tried downloading it ang got about 3.5kb/sec. It was estimated about 4 hours I think.

I don't mind any of them if they aren't used very often, but when they use things like kwl after every word you say then it get's annoying. I use them to take the piss out of my mmorpg addicted friend. If you check his xfire account I wouldn't be surprised if it added up to more than his age.

Blast my 44k connection.

I thought this was going to be about superstitions. If your seventeen you should get in, I'm 15 and sometimes I can get in.

I thought it was of every 4 hours of sleep 2 is deep sleep, 30 mins are light sleep and 1 hour 30 mins are something else, and this is repeated about twice during the night. (equalling 8 hours of sleep). anyway I think these pills should only be used if say you are working on a project or are in the army or something not taken every night.

1. Favourite meal overall? Pasta (with a chicken sauce) 2. Usual breakfast? Crunchy nut and milk, 2 slices of buttered toast (no crusts) and tea with 2 sugars 3. Favourite takeaway? Pizza 4. Brown bread or white? white ftw 5. Favourite fruit? Not too bothered, maybe strawberries 6. Favourite Cereal? Crunchy Nut Cornflakes 7. Favourite Snack? I don't snack 8. Rare, medium or Well done? Medium 9. White, milk, plain or dark? white or milk 10. Favourite pizza? probably pollo funghi