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Happy Birthday P & Z! You're the men now, dawgs.

So, are people actually going to buy this? Don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed my fair share of Duke in the past but I've got this weird impression of 'Forever of being the game that, having spent so long in limbo, will be something we all found much more interesting unreleased.

His immediate response is "Oi, shut up, don't need chit-chat from a faggot." Join the dots and see what you get.

Oh christ yeah. It was on TV the other night and as I flipped through thought I thought to myself - "Jesus, I can't believe I actually looked forward to this once." On a similarly obvious note, Star Wars Episode 1. 300. I went in expecting a sub-par but bloody comic-action movie, what I got was a two hour montage of people standing around staring into the middle distance in the middle of a cornflakes commercial, with about 3 minutes of sub-par action intersped into that. Specifically, I paid money on the understanding that there would be war-rhinos, and got less then 15 seconds of war-rhino. Shennanigans! SHENNANIGANS I SAY!

Happy, ya' smooth tongued gangsta' you.

Fuck this. Fuck everything. Fucking bastards. Still not going to give Rupert my money. Seriously, fuck that guy.

Pay attention to the wants and needs of each individual member of your team, and you'll end up with more then just a squad... Round 4 Chelski FC 3 – 1 Emo Blades It was not quite a clean sweep but certainly a clean win for Chelski FC over an Emo Blades team suffering an unfortunate down swing in their fortunes. First Basti with a strong header for the home side and Wojcick with a great freekick for the visitors left all things square until after the half-time. No one would describe it as a crushing but despite valiant play the Emo Blades were slowly picked apart by the superior Chelski offence. First Marples scored from a superbly accurate floating cross from Haywood, and as the Blades tired Cotino burst through the rearguard to see Chelski FC finish the game comfortably ahead. Eights United 2 – 3 Cubic County It was a five goal thriller at Earth II as visitors Cubic County scraped to a last minute victory against an Eights United squad famished for success. Svanson got the Eights off to a bright start with a header of Yusri, but Cubic soon recovered their nerve with McGovern equalising before half time. Into the second half and it was McGovern again with a header to put Cubic ahead for the first time. The Eights however were having none of it and Bjornas broke through to put it all square. Both sides attacked time and again but it wasn’t until the very last minute of normal time Paddy Gould slipped through to take the devastating winner for Cubic County, only for their star midfielder Maupas to somehow get himself sent off in extra time for wounding Zahora of Eights United. Action, action, action, right up until the final whistle. Byern Bru 3 – 2 Recall United It was a brusing day for Recall United as the final score belied an uphill struggle for them to stay on level pegging with the clear ‘League 1 leaders. Bayern dominated the first half, Kit and then people’s hero Brusling splitting the honours with a header each. The waters muddied somewhat in the second half as a refreshed Recall stormed the barricades, Captain Oswald Streep leading the charge and breaking the Bayern defence twice to equalise. Bayern were not about let victory get away from them however and Jons Rundberg slipped through easily to score the winning goal. AFC Rez’s Rabies 1 – 1 Bayern Fish It was a slightly more sedate affair at The Breeding Ground but still wasn’t short of moments as the two runners-up from League 2 clashed for the first time since their promotion. A pair of bookings for slightly brash challenges clearly frustrated the Fish in the first half and the Rabies eventually made good, Zellman finding the net just before half time after multiple attempts. The rabies failed to capitalise in the second half and suffered a blow as Fjallstrom suffered an injury and had to limp off. This seemed to upset the Rabies’ system and it was Hammarskjold who took the equaliser with 11 minutes to go. Most Important Result - Chelski FC 3 – 1 Emo Blades keeps Chelski in touch with Bayern Bru. Turned on Style – Bayern Bru knock Recall United down a peg. Player of the Day - Sonny Comer was Chelski FC’s secret agent in the field, discretely setting up plays for the big guns.

I don't think I can add anything to what Nicktendo said, apart from Massa on 11/1 wasn't a bad punt at the start of the year. The way he's been treated by Ferrari in spite of his devotion and efforts has been frankly shocking.

I propose an elected arbiter or judging panel of some description. I for example am completely sloshed having consumed two half-bottles of wine and a pint of Czech beer but I personally wouldn't rate myself above a 4.2. It's all subjective.

It's all down car development. Ferrari are now clearly up there with the Red Bulls but McLaren are not far behind. If their developments work out Lewis needs a solid result in Suzuka and he can still bounce back strong in the last couple of rounds. That Red Bull though is an almighty force though. Adrian Newey knows his shit, if you'll 'cuse my French.

My head's spinning now. Alonso's rocketed through the pack, with Webber still the favourite following his collision with Hamilton. Total racing incident, fair cop from both of them I reckon. A brash move from Lewis perhaps but the fact he's even willing to try that sort of thing is precisely why I love him so much - win or loose he simply refuses to be dull. I still wouldn't care to place a wager against any of the top five. Four races to go and still anything could happen.

Great quali' result in terms of the season. If the race result is similar it'll only leave the championship on even more of a knife edge.

October 1st 2003 - 4chan.org is launched, swiftly crushing the dream of the internet as a means of constructing new inclusive communities across the globe.

The short answer is "yes." There are parts of the presentation and other bits and bobs that Codemasters could improve upon but the actual on-track action is astounding.

Got this this morning and I've given a quick spin before having to go work shortly. The operative word for this game is "scary." In Schumacher's Mercedes without any assists, it took me maybe a dozen attempts just to set a single lap time around Monaco. The handling is delicate but you feel that the machine it's attached to is one of absolute brutality, yowling, screaming and skittering all over the place as you grit your teeth at the barrier coming right up to your front wheel. (Oh, and you know how the section in tunnel looks nice and flat? It isn't. It really really isn't.) Even when trying to take things slowly this game feel fast. I then tried a short 3-lap race at Spa and after two laps, three flashbacks, three lost places and having successfully lathered my front wing all over Buemi's rear diffuser I've decided to leave it until after work, lest I give myself an aneurysm and/or heart attack. What I'm trying to say is, it's good.

Omelet sammiches, with a sprinkling of cheese in it and lashings of Branston pickle omnomnomnom.

That sounds fantastic Dyson! Dammit, I just can't wait for this to come. I keep refreshing my Amazon page waiting for it to say "soon to be dispatched."

Bloody hell, if I were in your shoes I wouldn't.

ALL AVARD DECISIONS ARE FINAL. DO NOT QUESTION MEIN WISDOM!

Round 3 Don't be afraid to take risks and invest in young new players from your youth squad. They could be the next generation of superstars. AFC ReZ’s Rabies 2 – 5 Bayern Bru It proved to be a case of having the right man at the right time as a closely fought match suddenly turned into a wipeout for the Rabies as Noa Brusling emerged a new hero for Byaern Bru. Sparks flew in the first half Alm delivered again for the Rabies to take the lead with a superb counter attack after ten minutes. Bayer had the run of play however and soon equalised with a fantastic freekick by Lindpere and claimed the lead before half time with a great opportunity from MacCalman. Things started badly for Bayern as the Rabies, knowing they needed to reclaim the advantage, pressured and forced a terrible own goal from Dahlin. Bru recovered and from among them came Brusling, winning and taking a penalty. Suddenly fired he up he went on the rampage, scoring first with an epic header and then slipping through the defence for the hat trick just before time. An epic performance winning him well deserved her status amongst fans. Cubic County 2 – 0 Emo Blades Cubic County finally got their campaign properly underway with a surprising and surely welcome win against the on-form Emo Blades. Cubic dominated the play, locking down the Blades offensive capability at every turn. Things simply never came together for the Blades as the suffered and early injury and struggled to create chances. The goals took some time in coming with Paddy Gould eventually claiming both for Cubic County well into half time, ending a long, long day for the Emo Baldes defence. The Sixty-Fourthers 2 – 1 Eight United The Sixty-Fourthers finally eased to their first victory of the season as Eights United continues to struggle woefully at the bottom of the table. This time the youth came through, Panadoplis striking home thanks to a great setup by captain Svendenius. A second goal before half time from vetran favourite Gobady seemed definitive. Eights came back hard in the second half, fighting for every chance but could only manage a single consolation goal seven minutes from time thanks to Alec Savanson’s heroic efforts. Recall United 2 – 2 Chelski FC Recall were starting to find the limits of their powers as the unstoppable force came up against the immovable object, Chelski FC. With thr run of play against them Recall United were all things considered lucky to make it away with a point. A pair of freekicks each way from Brammer for Chelski and then Whiteside for Recall kept things square until Ling finally lead a breakthrough for Chelski, setting an easy header for Cotino to take the lead. Things were running against the ‘League 2 champs but their luck held, winning a freekick and Rhian Deacon making the most of it. Chelski FC spent the whole second half on the offensive, punching through the Recall defence again and again but ultimately failed to find the back of net, repeated sighs of relief audible across the home stands. Most Important Result - Recall United 2 – 2 Chelski FC, Chelski finally putting the brakes on Recall United. Turned on Style – Cubic County pull through at a crucial moment. Player of the Day – Noa Brusling in absolutely peerless form for Bayern Bru.

Launch trailer: Official UK TV ad:

After a little research I settled on Villoresi Paddock, after Luigi Villoresi, winner of the first ever Grand Prix event held at Silverstone. I doubt it'll win, possibly too obscure, but I wanted to at least suggest something relevant to the circuits' history but also something not well known. Something worth remembering. The other possibility I considered was Farina, winner of the first official British F1 GP.

Yep, already submitted mine.

I know, but apparently the transport links around there are terrible. 50 crashes in two and a half minutes. Enjoy.