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I'll be on the 360, simply because that's what I have.

Yeah well you never understood me anyway. Oh, and just so you know, I faked every orgasm.

Ah yes. Jeremy Clarkson syndrome.

Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy cycling but I do it on the road! I put on a good helmet, I go with traffic and stop at lights. I don't set out to kill others on their way to work as a lot of other cyclists seem determined to. Is that a euphemism?

Especially Signs. But especially Leathal Weapon.

Oh, here's one that's been ticking me off with the recent run of good weather - Cyclists who use the pavement and not the road. Any and everyone who does is a self centered dickless cunt bucket. It's rude, it's dangerous and makes you a self centered cock-mongeler. Either walk or risk the road and stop trying run me down.

Especially in Leathal Weapon. I'm sorry Flink, it's over between us. We're just too... different.

Mel GibsooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAARGH *fires wildly into the air*

First review has appeared in OPM, via CVG.com - a 9/10 To whit: Awesome. Awesome to the max.

Yes, for god's sake. The simpler the whole concept remains the easier it'll be to accomplish. Otherwise you'd be doing it professionally anyway.

Heart. In . My mouth, from Q1 to race end. My head nearly exploded when Hamilton came within an inch of throwing it away in the barrier. A bit silly from Vettel in how he took Button out. Dreadful bad luck for Alonso too, well done Massa though who's been on top of it all of week. Petrov on Rosberg is possibly the best overtake of the season so far. Hamilton's done everything he had to, if he goes into Singapore still leading he'll have done everything he needs to do to keep himself in the Championship. Monza's gonna be greeeeeat.

I hope the weather remains as changeable as it has been, it'll make the race an absolute nail biter. I hope it's not just straight-up wet throughout, I reckon the Red Bulls will walk it with their insanely superior traction if it is.

Better raid the nearest Homebase for some sunflower seeds first. Also, come to think of it, a good sharp spade and other similar implements could come in rather useful if they somehow escaped the potato mines.

The eighteenth and final round, but the winners will already have had their big party. Juicy Fruits 2 – 1 Complete Domstercool It was all academic at the Fruit Tooty stadium but neither side seemed ready to take it easy as both sides went hammer and tongs to a thrilling victory victory. Domsetrcool pulled ahead early with a superb arching shot from Ross Siddal finding the net in less then ten minutes. A spate of tempestuous defending led to a yellow for Fruits star Ruud Jordan and an injury to Domsters’ Cardwell. In the second half Jordan soon made up for his rash behavious with a plucky breakaway to draw the Fruits level. After that Juicy Fruit went on the attack but failed repeatedly to find the net until well into extra time Kartasemita sealed it with a lucky effort from a corner. Both teams can hold their heads high. Rising Phoenix 4 – 0 Martinists Men It was another four goal beating for the beleaguered Men despite showing fight throughout. The referee earned his pay as yellow card flew at both sides despite neither having anything to play for other then pride. Rising Phoenix was on top form penetrating opposition defence again and again. First lorimer with a penalty then Osbourne with a header seemed to knock the wind out of the Men, biut they soon picked up after the break and went on the attack. However this left them open at the back and Rick Freedman scored a header off a wonderful cross. Finally the Men secured a single worthy goal, Dougie Bowman slipping through the back 4. A final goal from Osbourne in extra time bookended the match. Recall United 3 – 1 Bayern Fish League champions Recall United showed no signs of slacking as they hammered fellow league promotion winners Bayern Fish in front of jubilant home crowds. The Fish locked the Recall offence effectively down but finally snapped in the second half when first Gers then Wallbank dribbled right sround the back markers to find the net with relative ease. A solid freekick from Hammarksjold gave Bayern a sniff of success but it was quickly shot down as another superb effort from Gers finished the game. Murrchester United 4 – 0 Lededhead Dominatrix With the league now effectively over one might forgive the normally solid Lededhead squad for already looking away to the future, but their appalling finally performance will leave some fans disgruntled. Murrchester were peerless in this final round, surely a preview of things to come. Takeo, Hagiwara and then Koga twice all the second half was a shocking a humiliating act of destruction against the Dominmatrixi(?) Here’s hoping they can pull themselves and their morale together before next season. Most Important Result - Juicy Fruits 2 – 1 Complete Domstercool, The Juicy’s rising from 6th to 5th is everything in finding extra motivation for next season. Turned On Style – Murrchester United fires a warning shot to future rivals. Player of the Day – Cammy Gers once again, suddenly now the darling of the Lower League 2 Champions and soon to be Lower League 1 contenders. So that's it from me and everyone on the X11 News Team. So to N-Europe X11 Season XIV and to everyone out there, until next time...

Yep, everything I've posted here is all saved in a single word document.

Did I finally manage to catch up with the reams and reams of match reports I had missed despite having to deal with so many goddamn dicks at work? You better goddamn believe I did.

That's the point though - nobody does, some Americans least of all. If they did people like Glenn Beck would be left to continue drinking themselves to death in private and Jon Stewart wouldn't have to go from light-satire comedian to lone voice of sanity on US Cable. Charlie Brooker surmises the situation fairly well - http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/aug/23/charlie-brooker-ground-zero-mosque

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Creative frustration. Mild depression. Masturbation. Rinse and repeat until you feel your mind starting to cave in.

In case you haven't already noticed Gamescom has been going in Germany where Codemasters having showing off a near-finished build of the game and there is handy-cam footage of it up the wazoo, the best of which is being posted in a single handy thread on the community forums. Also, here's game play footage of the Korea GP circuit. That's THE KOREA GP CIRCUIT, real-life F1 fans.

UK viewers can watch the last weeks worth of episodes of Jon Stewart Daily Show on Channel4OD. He jumps straight into the subject (quite brilliantly, as always) in the episode broadcast today - http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart/4od#3111606

It's also not actually a mosque, but a Muslim cultural centre to reach out to people of all faiths, an idea modeled on similar Jewish cultural centers in the area (incidentally, it has also received vocal support from the local Jewish community.) The bottom line is some people are dumb and some politicians are soulless enough to exploit that fact and don't particularly care who they hurt in the process.

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Working in the Co-op, that stuff is the bane of my very existence. I'm fairly certain I've never sold it to anyone much over the age of 20 who also still lived in a building of some description.

I say, what's the Battlefield BC2 online situation right now? Decent games are starting to get just a little harder to find in 1943 and I'm contemplating an upgrade of sorts to my Battlefield fix.