Ginger_Chris

Oh, I got bored and just watched a Snakes on a plane. So much less productive that what you guys bothered to do.

Bronze swimming certificate, Silver swimming certificate. In Knight Rider, what does "KITT" stand for.

komodo Dragons can reproduce via parthenogenesis (sperm isn't needed to fertilise the egg) when there are no males present. Fairly handy little trick to colonise a new environment.

I have ginger hair

Facebook is far less garish. Nice clean layout and a distinct lack of chavs. Very Nice. ooh, just checked and theres a nice new streamlined layout, not sure I like the new home, but the groups section seems better. hmmm, more investigation is needed.

It would only take 235 years to become a millionaire. However, Inflation would mean that 1 mil isn't worth that much.

Put it in the bank. If the rate of interest averages 5% and an xbox 360 still costs £280 it will take you only 54 years to buy it. Which on the time scale of the universe, is a really really really short amount of time.

Ok, handy formula. V=IR Resistance ® is a property of the material and so (to first approximation) It will stay the same if voltage (V) is increases. Current (I) will increase proportionally to Voltage. (This isn't exactly true as higher current creates a heating effect, whihc will increase resistance, but probably best to ignore that) Power = V times I = I^2 times R so increase in voltage will increase power. For the resistance question think about it a little like a road with speed bumps. Having one road (series) with a single speed bump ®, and cars pass slowely over the speed bump. Having a Speed bump twice as high, means the cars must slow down twice as much (2R). Having two roads side by side (paralllel) each having one speed bump. Even though the cars have to slow down the same amount as the oigional road, because there are two roads twice as many cars pass, so the effective resistance is halved (R/2). Thats a really dodgy analogy but its the best i can do atm.

Yes. No. No.

The bacon sarny also must include lincolnshire sausages and Branston Pickles Brown Sauce. From a scientists point of view that formula is not only a waste of time effort and funding, but also completely useless. Like seriously, how do you measure those variable. I'm going to make one up right now, the perfect full english breakfast is made by the formula: S = a.f(x) + g(x) + h(y) + k(z) Where S is the satisfaction of eating the full English breakfast. a is a constant depending on hardness of beans. f(x) is a function of the beans to meat radio. g(x) is a function of bacon to sausage ratio, h(y) is a function of number of slices of toast. k is a function of anything i've forgotten like tomatoes,hash browns type of sauce etc. Can i have a grant now?

I think the program should be about about deja vu.

Love, that chemical imbalance which is the cause of thousands of rubbish songs and paintings? It's over-rated.

Half-way there, slowely but surely I'll make 1000 eventually. Maybe I should post more messages like this completely useless one.

Seperate, eating the things i like most first (meat stuffing etc). This means by the time I get to the stuff i hate, I'm too full to eat it and don't feel bad for leaving it.

I still really want this. Even if I could pre-order it I'd be happy.

ooh look a 1000 wii points. practically free.

I've already technically been on holiday for 3 weeks. I say technically becaseu even though i've got no tutorials or lectures, I'm doing as much work as term time. Got another three weeks off, which will probably also as unholiday like as the last. God I hate Oxford.

See, that is a case of him become what he most hates. All you have to do is start chanting "carrot top" and he'll break down into tears from the the years of abuse he had to endure as a child and pushed deep deep inside his subconcious.

Give me your sympathy. now. Ginger hair only seems to be a problem if you make it one. Ginger people are often more bullied at school and so usually have lower slef respect, less confidence etc. Generally thing that make you less desirable to the opposite sex. It is generally harder to get people to like you, due to the stigma that being ginger has in todays society. Once upon a time bing ginger was a highly sought after trait, until the catholic church denounced it as a sign on the devil. Kinda went down hill from there really. Anyway, being ginger isn't that bad, some of us are even proud of it.

The first time I read that I'm sure it didn't have the bracketed part

If a girl asks "Do I look fat in this?" UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES answer this with "no, your fat makes you look fat". Just a tip.

See, like you said you've not had that much experience. As you get older you'll get more cynical, and closer to reality.

"Does my bum look big in this" = "compliment me" "Does this necklace go with my bracelet" = "compliment me" "Do you like my new top" = "you obviously didn't notice because you didn't compliment me. Now compliment me" "Hey how you doing" = "I don't care how your doing, I want to initiate a conversation where you compliment me" etc

To be fair to the translators, the English version of a Thousand year door did a VERY good job of translating to the english sense of humour, and lots of random English phrases. The game was better for it because we didnt have put up with American "humor" *shudders*.

Planet halflife, Vave moving projects to the DS inclueding some fairly cool videos of "They Hunger" (half life mod) on the DS. Here.