^^This, if I don't see my friend list saying "teh_jimzor - Playing Hotline Miami" on 20th August...
Playing this game is like...just...let me quote you:
Now imagine cumming on people with bullets. Sending them flying into their faces, brain matter splattering all over the place. No matter where you are...the gym, at home, backstage and in front of 5000 viewers.
Extend your cumming with a vast array of weapons. Shotguns and machine guns probably 10 times half the size of your dick. A baseball bat and a Katana to wield like you would hold your cock when cumming.
And what's better to immerse yourself into killing people with the feeling of ejaculating all over the place than being able to shake the DS4 in order to execute an enemy by bashing his skull into the ground.
All of this with one of the greatest Soundtracks in gaming history. Songs that will make you feel badass...that make you want to cum day and night.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's Flink, destroying your shit.
GET ON IT, BRAH!
Do you like hurting people?