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He's also Hiro Nakamura's dad from Heroes. Oh yes...

QFT, a bunch of pretentious pricks who think they are connoisseurs when it comes to gaming. Unless a game was directed by Yoko Ono I doubt they'd find it inspiring or unorthodox enough to score anything over 8.

Totally agree. The anime voice acting is awesome, as is the pausing between jokes and the music.

Yeah, still pretty low and the pictures won't look that great. To be honest it's trying to be a jack-of-all-trades and therefore not excelling at anything, and a lot of the stuff it has is included in many of the devices we already own...and are generally a lot better.

Complete opinion. If GBA games felt horrible to play on the DS then why would I be doing something horrid? If it was that horrid I'd surely have some sort of reaction every time I played a GBA game, such a vomitting, convulsions, spitting at the screen... The fact is that playing GBA games on the DS is great, and also why loads of people with flashcards went out and bought an EZ flash 3-in-1. People want to play GBA on DS. The point is that it's far more logical to have one machine capable of playing both rather than having to carry about (if you take them places, as I do) two consoles (the older of which does nothing more than play GBA games, something the lite can do anyway). Like many people, I have a digital camera, as well as a camera integrated into my phone. My camera is 8 Megapixel. There is no way in hell that you can convince me that the quality of pictures taken by the DSi will be anything like my other devices, even if you factor in the low resolution of the DS screen. Fact is, once you transfer them to PC and upload them somewhere like facebook, they'll look crap. Fails right there. To say that is a joke... purely an aesthetic upgrade? Yes, it looked better. It also provided a much brighter screen, weighed less and had better picture clarity. This all enhanced playing games, and it could still play GBA. The roster of upgrades to the DSi are aimed at a niche group of people interested in taking the odd picture with their novelty camera- of course it'll still sell loads, as it's the next DS. All of which are clearly unnecessary as everyone usually carries a phone around them with features 10 times as good as the ones included in this thing. Who would honestly use their DS to play music? That's a fucking joke. Who uses their DS currently to play music (as it is capable of doing so)? Pretty much no one. The battery and playback features, as well as likely the music quality will be sheer garbage compared to a good MP3 player. Honestly, what a load of shit. Double the features...who cares? It's like saying you can buy a toaster with double the features. People don't need a toaster to have any more features. It's the same here - all the bundled features are gimmicky and trivial compared to what gamers really want.

Join my game.

As if. How is having to have 2 consoles the way to go over having one that can play both, with a bigger and brighter screen (than the practically dead GBA:SP)? How on Earth can anyone put forward an argument that being able to take your DS lite with you and have access to games such as FFVI, Zelda LTTP, Golden Sun 1+2 and all the Mario advances (including World and SMB3), as well as DS games, as somehow worse than being able to use a shit camera? Correct me if I'm wrong, it's just that I'm not seeing the logic. Probably because none is being used.

If people ever want a Lucien doll just ask here, as I'll give you one for free.

I've read up on the specs of this...doesn't this sound absolutely terrible to anyone else? Minimal improvements and something pretty shoddy in all honesty (0.3 Megapixel camera), yet removal of the GBA slot. Seems mostly like the DS lite with some additional things that most people probably wouldn't even use that much.

I like the fact the guy is pretending it was all for his daughter. Great cake though.

If it's 'definitely' better than the original then it must be A*. The original had fantastic gameplay, which I judge over storyline since just about all FPS storylines are poor anyway. Campaign as well- not so bothered by it. Online is where it's at.

Everything will become more popular in the future. Just give it a few decades so that the Africans can get their Xboxs.

I was just about to post that. That is seriously weird.

They're region free so I think they're really not going to be real. They try put some effort into creating similar packaging in Asia.

Careful, that's the industry's best-kept secret on how they manufacture the stuff.

I believe this too. Things aren't £199 because that's exactly what they're worth, but because the company can get as much as they can for it while still making it look less than £200. They'll just up the prices.

He has the decency to compare it to the games of 2008, which lets people know (had they not already grasped) that this guy hasn't a clue what he's doing.

They're doing a Pokemon - you've gotta buy both versions to catch 'em all! Basically if Joe Bloggs wants to catch every single woman on the street with his saggy biceps he has to give Lynx two lots of money! Genius!

Lynx is basically the smell of teen desperation. I think this cause of death would be a suitable way to kill the designer of the Lynx adverts. Some bloke spraying himself with Lynx suddenly causes every woman to become a slut and think the guy is God's gift to society - **** off, that's just ridiculous.

Oh my GOD. Have you ever read a review that makes you just think 'this person hasn't a fucking clue' - because that's what I'm thinking right now. I think we can all safely say that some opinions can be disregarded entirely, especially that guy's. 5/10 - get out. What a complete and utter joke. That guy wants his head testing. Let's hope this moron's review doesn't put people off what is easily one of the finest games ever made.

My villain's name would be Jesus. My master plan was to convince people that I existed, and drive a few wars. I think for some it succeeded! My super-power is to not actually exist, while existing enough to type this post to tell you this. 3..2..1...go!

But the worms will find him irresistible. Ok, that was harsh.

lmao, that's hilarious!! The way the character keeps screaming whenever the guy applies that stick with a hand on to e-grope her. It's almost a really weird music track.