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I think you all know what Konami can do to with my balls.

Have Zell and Goron gone and done a Kurt Kobain after the wave dash removal news? I was expecting to see some strong views from them arguing why they still believe they weren't accidents and should be in. (Kidding m8's, we kl?)

I'd buy women. Lots and lots of women.

My day was alright cheers mate. How was yours?

It's the same with my brother. He failed all his GCSE's because he'd rather stay at home and play the game, and now he's moved away to Denmark where I can't try stop him from wasting his life. Now he just wastes away on it all day.

I learned not to assume people are straight, and instead to assume everyone in my college but me is bi. I also learned that the internet is serious business.

Man I love this game. There's just something about PSO games that really grab my goat by the horns and take it in the backside.

I never see anyone say noobs in a serious light but you, so no need to worry.

They closed because of a paedophile ring. Random guess.

I honestly don't see peoples problem with the Sonic Adventure games. It could just be my bias due to the Dreamcast period being the best scene in my life so far, but I love them.

The possible captions for that are amazing.

Stop acting like Lolitanze. Only he truly knows everything

What are you on about? That balloon looks shite compared to some of the other stuff in there.

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

I'm with Murray on this. If I'm not directly affected by something, I tend not to care. Not that I'm lacking in the compassion department or anything, I'm just short sighted.

I think the phrase we're all looking for is "end plug".

It's fake, but it's a fantastic effort.

As far as I can see my English is better than your, bar a couple of typos, which are a direct result of typing with a Wii remote. Refer to page seven and you'll see you neglected to insert a full stop, but you don't see me using it as an AMAZING COMEBACK! (Unless you count that.)

Everyday. Usually I'd try get banned in a position in which I could blame you.

I'd post porn if I was downstairs. Damn it!

Oh god. He must've seen mine and The 'big' G's conversations. I'm screwed.

You pretty much stated the solution for you in the first post.

Happy birthday AshMo.

My Grandad died when I was born, smoking related. Apparently he was the only sane member of my family. Inconsiderate git.

That's because they're gay.