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Try factory work. It's decent pay and assuming it's not (over)run by Polish they'll take anyone.

It's gotta be Diddy Kong Racing because, unlike Goldeneye, it's still extremely playable today.

I freaking loved the game on the whole to be honest, but I wouldn't play it again. It's like McDonalds Kids on the Amiga, if I play it again I'll nitpick the excitement out of it despite loving what I seem to remember it being. As usual though, the hyping stages were probably more exciting than actually owning the game. My biggest dissapointment was not having the dog saving adventure that was in some of the early trailers. That looked immense.

Doesn't seem like we're going to have much control in this game. I do like the happy music vibe I'm getting here though, they should totally make the story "Sonic decided to have a little tour around the world. It was fun." I'd buy it.

I'm in Draw 1 sadly. I have no idea how big the store actually is, so I'm hoping it's not gonna be completely packed. We're expected not to leave the store too, so there better be some refreshments sold.

Is there anything I should know about Mario that's different to Melee? He's been my main character for a while, so it'd be good to know if he's better or worse, and if it's advisable to use him in the opening rounds or take my chances at laming with Ike?

Oh, I got the email straight away. I bet no one around Hull actually plays Smash Bros. Easier TV for me then!

It's funny how a conversation about hoovers can lead to this. Swivel Sweeper all the way.

I'm gonna be going to the Gamestation in Hull, assuming I get the phonecall/email. Anyone else going to that one?

I smell the elitist bandwagon a-rollin'.

Everything that was missing from every other Zelda game, but it wouldn't really be Zelda if it had them, would it?

You add sugar to Bran Flakes? Corn Flakes I can imagine, but Bran is already so damn good. About the shampoo as shaving cream one, does it work the other way around? I find I'm far more likely to run out of shampoo unexpectedly than I am shaving cream.

This thread made my already lovely day. Best spitroast I've seen in months, and it always helps when it's layed on someone like this arrogant brat who really deserves it.

Doom 3 was a pretty terrible game as far as I'm concerned. I didn't play Doom 2, so the series could have changed then, but it just was as fast and fun as the original was. Could also be that it was basically the same as all the other Xbox FPS'.

I suggest not Youtubing his interviews. It's worked for me all my life.

I hope they do atleast a little advertising on small websites atleast when this comes out. I had no idea the DS version was released. Don't even really know if it is actually :p

Well, it would have been awkward, but the tentacle rape just made it hilarious. Nice.

Screw playing for the ending scene, I think the real reason to play through Snake Eater is to see The End's skit in the Secret Theatre. That was hilarious. And the CIA chiefs thing. That was equally hilarious. Oh, and if they do a horrible cheesy James Bond rip off opening again I'll cry. I actually cringed all the way through it. They did implement the song nicely throughout the game though.

No offense, but I'd prefer to keep the kind of people you find on MMO's confined to one platform. And pretty much everyone who has a console has a PC anyway, so there's not really much of an audience for it sine anyone who needs an MMO can just get one of the many already available for them. Animal Crossing's charms don't really come from online as far as I'm concerned. It's a bonus, but it's definately not something that should become the core of the franchise.

I wish the graphics were exactly the same as the original. Those models had character.

I don't know about an MMO, but they definately need to do something different with Animal Crossing. I don't like the idea of having to trade friend codes with the entire world before I can play online.

Yep. Hate speech over.

I only read and post on forums once in a blue moon, and when I do it's far from in-depth, so I'll just leave it at this. I don't give a damn about companies' or their well-being, 'nor do I care what you or anyone else here thinks of me. However, I do think you're the worst kind of ****, the kind of **** with the brainpower to be a **** with credibility, and who uses it to turn things back around on people. So, knowing how this will end I'll not continue flinging shit, I don't read the forums enough to know when you're making shit up and when you're not. All I know is that everytime I see red letters it's followed by putting people down and whining, and that you're not a likable chap.

Neither should someone who weighs a persons value on taste in games, and dares to judge people, constantly may I add, despite from my recollections being some kind of manic depressive who wasted a year of his life when he had the potential to do something with it? Sort your life out, you typical up-your-own-ass internet nerd, instead of venting your petty frustrations on a fan forum of a company you seem to loath so much. Then you might have the right to say who should or should not be in the gene pool.

If anything I'd say that Mario Kart is better than it's ever been. Online is fun, a huge improvement on the DS game, and they actually dared to mix it up a bit with tricks and bikes, which as far as I'm concerned paid off. Chrono Trigger sucks.