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Yeah Flink, if you were a troll, you might notice that Mokong wrote 'inturders' and take the mick out of that. So don't do that. It's not big and it's not clever. Or funny. lolturd.

Don't forget 'Boccia'.

Yeah i'm pretty sure that's what they said earlier in the film; that's why they built it in a drain...

He may have just leapt out once the Bat passed the bridge, and swam away...

Hello, I know a few people on here know a bit of Japanese, and i was wondering if anyone was competent enough to do a small favour for me. Basically there is a scientific paper that i have for my PhD, which is in Japanese....i think, it might have some Chinese thrown in. I don't need the whole thing translated, i just need a bit of information from it. The paper is here, and what i need to know is what they used to make their rough disks rough. I.e did they use sandpaper, grooves cut into the disk, etc. As much info about this as possible! Any help possible would be appreciated! Thank you!

Apparently your body can fluctuate in weight by up to 5 pounds in a week, so i wouldn't worry about it.

Don't you mean YOLO? YOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!111!!!!1!!1!!111one!1!11 I'm afraid to say i don't remember you (did you change your name?) but welcome back anyway. All mid-life crisises are awesome regardless of when they happen. My dad had one and bought a sportscar. Then he moved to Kenya and had to sell it....

Aaah i've got Aaliyah stuck in my head now....

I like having them, it's like having a pet parrot or demented gran, who occasionally spouts total nonsense at you.

Wow. That is a ridiculously helpful post! Thanks dude. To be honest, i have absolutely no idea what i'm doing (although your post went a long way towards helping that). There are just so many numbers and stats and emails and shit flying around, it's the most complicated game i've ever seen. I literally spent ten minutes trying to get to my team page the first time i logged in!

No! We need new members, and these two may be the best we get...

Well I would have to have some first...

Trying my first proper fast day today. I think i'll try a 2:5 to begin with, and see how that goes. So i'll do one today, and then maybe another on Thursday perhaps.....i should organise it properly really. I'm not really that fussed about losing weight, i'm only interested in the health benefits of it. Planning on having beans on toasts tonight i think, which is around 500/600 calories. @Raining_again what do you typically eat on one of your food days? Do you seriously just eat anything?

Me neither.

Yeah that's what i thought they were going to do with Freddie. Would have looked cool, but i bet it wouldn't have been as good in the stadium. I thought Jessie and Russell did quite well really. EDIT: Apparently Bowie has been in retirement since 2006, so there you go. If they don't want to perform, you can't make them! I suppose that goes for a lot of artists (i can imagine Ozzy Osbourne turning it down) My favourite bit was Fatboy Slim on the back of an octopus.

Yes you're quite right, they should have got John Lennon and Freddie Mercury to do it.

Ha! NBC just had to inform it's viewers that that wasn't Batman getting out of the Reliant Robin, but a folk figure known as 'Del Boy' who is kind of like Robin Hood.....

Here you go Moogle.

I'm in. Please.

I like pretty much any fruit other than bananas, so i'm enjoying the banana hate by some people in here. Unfortunately, when i use to live in the Caribbean, my Dad actually worked for a banana plantation company and got free bananas all the time, and i would refuse to eat them. Gross. They are just awful. And Jayseven, they indeed a herb. Speaking of bananas, all you banana eating fools have probably been opening them wrongly all these years. BOOM! More minds blown.

I lied for the purposes of the joke. I'm not actually very good at Welsh, although i did do it for 7 years. But, like people have said above, if you never use the language, it leaves you, and i never had any need to speak welsh, so i've forgotten most of it. I used to live in North Wales, on the Isle of Anglesey, which would make me a Gog, if i were actually welsh....

What a Conte.

Botswana (a country quite close to my heart) are doing well on the whole atheletes to medal ratio. They only brought four atheletes, and the silver medal (their first ever) in the 800m gives them a 25% medal to athelete ratio, secodn only to the USA. Woohoo!

I miss the pun thread.

Barcelona 1: Shall we buy a new player? Barcelona 2: Sure, let me ring up Arsene.