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Possibly unrelated, but if you suspect that someone might be about to be proposed to - don't fucking tell them. No good will come of it, and you'll just ruin everything.

on my person - wallet, phone, keys. (personally, i've never understood the back-pocket-wallet brigade; surely it is really uncomfortable to sit on?) in my bag - laptop, glasses, sunglasses (in the summer), mouse, earphones, Kindle, pen.

There are tears in my eyes right now.... I wanted to sack him...

I got a sheet for my bed and a pillow for my head

Isn't that the premise for the Cap'n in the Avengers?

OH ITS OK GUYS, someone left a fucking note in the hallway thanking whoever cleared up the rubbish. They said they had emailed the council asking for a motherfucking bin, but had had no reply. I don't want your thanks, i want you to clean up your own fucking rubbish.

No the doctor in the international version is Chinese, and i think the nurse is as well? But i didn't think anything of it, i just assumed it was a coincidence.

I read it as; in 4 days, you had used your phone for 10 hours. And used up half the battery. Not that impressive when you misread it.

I keep thinking this makes it all the more unbelievable that Arsenal beat Bayern...

I saw it last night also:

YES YES YES! MOAR PUGS!

Maybe he wants two so he can do a Harry Hill style 'aside' every so often.

Oh thank goodness, i thought you were a moron!

Came into this thread expecting a northern West Indian band. Was disappointed....

I don't get it, are there two cameras, or do you keep forgetting where the one camera is?

"Now Nadal knows" That is fucking hilarious.

Tell me about it. We live in flats converted from an old town house, so the front door opens right out onto the street pretty much, and there is no side alley way to put bins on. Basicaly they expect us to keep our rubbish in our flats until Wednesday morning when we place it delicately on the pavement outside. What actually happens is what i described above. To top it all off (literally) someone had crowned the rubbish pile witha little bag of dog turd like a cherry on a fucking bun.

Some couple from up the road came round to our flat to complain about the amount of rubbish outside. Apparently some foxes had their way with it overnight and it was 'disgusting'. Problem is, it isn't our rubbish, we double bag ours (to stop the foxes) and always put it out on the pavement the night before. The rubbish is all from fucking students who live upstairs. This building has gone downhill since they let students rent it. The couple asked (in a really passive agressive manner) if i could clean it up because the neighbours were complaining. I told them no, it wasn't my rubbish, and that i would welcome a fine from the council as it might make the students clear it up themselves. Then my Britishness overcame me and i went and cleared it up myself.

I wish they'd release some gameplay videos too. But it does look good.

MadDog basically sums it up well. I think that in a couple of other iterations there really won't be any difference between iOS and Android anyway, and people will just switch between them whenever they want. Apparently Apple are announcing some sort of big software announcement at WWDC this year (rather than hardware) so that should be interesting.

Ah but imagine if he had grazed the ball and the referee had seen it. Everyone would be praising him on how he made up the ground after his bad pass, and how he redeemed himself by pulling off the most amazing tackle. All i'm saying is that these days there only seem to be amazing tackles, and appalling ones, there never seems to be anything in between. I think that one was a good attempt but unluckily for him it went wrong.