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So what you're saying is too much potassium prevents the ability to love? To the relationship thread!

I think got need to go back to your GP and ask him/her about how hearts actually work, because I think you're getting them confused.

I used to occasionally end up working the reception when I worked as a porter at the hospital. Thing is, I had absolutely no idea how the phone system worked, so whenever a call came through asking for a particular ward, I would put them on hold, press a few buttons, and the person on the end of the line would go away! No idea whether any of them made it through...

I'm disappointed Link isn't riding a horse in Mario Kart... ...imagine that, Link drifting round the corners on Epona. Awesome.

Japanstudies, alloneword.

Hey guys just leave me out of this ok? I want nothing to do with it.

Well it's a video game theme I'm going to, and I thought the polygon style head would look cool. I might just print the actors face on some card and fold it around my head...

I'm intending to go as Oddjob from Goldeneye 64, but I can't find a good image of his face texture that I can print out and fashion into a head. Any ideas?

"Hello, would you be interested in being smashed by me tomorrow night?"

What an arsehole.

Why not just use Tippex?

Was that last season? Damn, I'm actually pretty proud of that. Never let it be said that people left Stade de Bob wanting more goals.

I think we both know that isn't true.

Guys I know I said I'd try another season, but I'm really not sure I'm going to be able to put in any effort in this game anymore. It was fun for a while, and I enjoyed the media reports etc, but it's pretty samey after a few seasons. Can I withdraw my team or do you need it to make up the numbers?

No, your name is 'Blade'.

Who the hell is 'Danny'?

Some photos from my trip to India: Checking out the sights: Watering my elephant: Having my photo taken with a local:

And get them to park in the visitors spaces!

Happy wappy birthday! May your day be equally as happy as it is wappy.

I'm excited to be back here, but sad I'm not on holiday any more. But also glad I'm not in India anymore. But sad. And happy. I'm conflicted.

I am baaaaack from holiday! (feel free to move this to the bad stuff thread if your feelings flow that way).

Off to India for 2 weeks!

Car or train? Either way, I'm sure it didn't suffer.

Yeah, to be fair it would probably cost a couple of pounds per sleeve to get them nice quality.