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I never joke.

I rarely use the desktop site, but when I do it was through the forums, not the main site. It's probably fine now, I'll check tonight and see.

Yeah that's definitely ticked. Normally I only have to log in once every few months or so; when I accidentally clear my cookies etc. But this was logging me out every ten minutes...

He just swapped Wilshere for Vardy...

This seems to be happening to me now - so the issue is a lot more important. Using Chrome.

I think you can sign up for special motorway lessons, but only after you've passed your test. Learners aren't allowed on the motorway, even with an instructor.

No young person uses forums anymore. They're all using their Snapchats and their Vines and their Tumblrs and their Periscopes. We're a dying breed.

Well my company only has 8 staff, but I'll keep an eye out for you on Tuesday...

Happy birthday?

Well getting angry over a delayed game is a stupid thing to do in itself.

Gah! Whoever thought it was a good idea to put the fast-forward and rewind controls assigned to the super sensitive triggers buttons on the PS4 controller, which it rests on, is an idiot. Everytime I pick the controller up or gently nudge it while watching something, it ends up speeding through the film.

Borderlands 2 does use licensed music well! This fantastic opening for example:

I'm sure @zatoichi would agree.

Are you going there for the festival? We were disappointed that we're going to miss it by a few days.

We probably don't give a shit because none of us are going to buy one.

The most impressive stat from those results is that you've got taller.

Multiplayer coop gameplay, fuck yeah!

More like tiny game suddenly elevated to huge game, gets delayed.

I watched Lobster the other day - it was very weird, but i thought it was quite good. Colin Farrell was very good in it.

My first console was an N64 when I was maybe 14, I believe? Maybe a bit earlier. I didn't get into gaming until I came back to England, so was quite late.

What the hell is up with the sleeve length on that last one? Are they long, are they short, did it shrink in the wash? It would annoy me so much having my sleeves end there. It's a no from me.

I preferred Big Short to Spotlight, but that's just me.

Saw it. Loved it. Best bit was Nightcrawler trying to count to three.

I am in Edinburgh that day, so my presence will not be there. I am sorry.

Apparently he was in Last of the Summer Wine?! For eight years!? What?