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That's quite a good analogy. Except that while you're colouring in, there are other people also colouring in the same picture, all at the same time. Some of them aren't very good at colouring in. Sometimes a guy will colour up behind you with a big expensive pen, and generally colour like a bit of a dick, because he spent £100k on his pen, so that gives him the right to colour however he likes. So he scribbles all over all of the lines - he just wants to colour as fast as he can, to show off his pen. Also, you have old grannies, who are using pens which really should have been binned years ago, and are colouring in at a speed that really hinders other colourers around them because they can't really see the colouring book very well. And as mentioned, you might have someone who is only half concentrating on the picture at hand, and is colouring in with one hand while glancing at their phone in the other. Some people suck at colouring and shouldn't be given a pen license at all.

I knew someone at university who didn't like either pronoun, and preferred to be referred to as 'they' instead. You really had to be on the ball the whole time, because your mind automatically slips into one or the other.

The first thing (after Careless Whisper) you should learn is the theme tune to Have I Got News For You. Then Baker Street and Epic Sax Guy and all the other classics.

I never joke.

I rarely use the desktop site, but when I do it was through the forums, not the main site. It's probably fine now, I'll check tonight and see.

Yeah that's definitely ticked. Normally I only have to log in once every few months or so; when I accidentally clear my cookies etc. But this was logging me out every ten minutes...

He just swapped Wilshere for Vardy...

This seems to be happening to me now - so the issue is a lot more important. Using Chrome.

I think you can sign up for special motorway lessons, but only after you've passed your test. Learners aren't allowed on the motorway, even with an instructor.

No young person uses forums anymore. They're all using their Snapchats and their Vines and their Tumblrs and their Periscopes. We're a dying breed.

Well my company only has 8 staff, but I'll keep an eye out for you on Tuesday...

Happy birthday?

Well getting angry over a delayed game is a stupid thing to do in itself.

Gah! Whoever thought it was a good idea to put the fast-forward and rewind controls assigned to the super sensitive triggers buttons on the PS4 controller, which it rests on, is an idiot. Everytime I pick the controller up or gently nudge it while watching something, it ends up speeding through the film.

Borderlands 2 does use licensed music well! This fantastic opening for example:

I'm sure @zatoichi would agree.

Are you going there for the festival? We were disappointed that we're going to miss it by a few days.

We probably don't give a shit because none of us are going to buy one.

The most impressive stat from those results is that you've got taller.

Multiplayer coop gameplay, fuck yeah!

More like tiny game suddenly elevated to huge game, gets delayed.

I watched Lobster the other day - it was very weird, but i thought it was quite good. Colin Farrell was very good in it.

My first console was an N64 when I was maybe 14, I believe? Maybe a bit earlier. I didn't get into gaming until I came back to England, so was quite late.

What the hell is up with the sleeve length on that last one? Are they long, are they short, did it shrink in the wash? It would annoy me so much having my sleeves end there. It's a no from me.

I preferred Big Short to Spotlight, but that's just me.