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Even the handshake thing is hard. You have to gauge how cool the other person is, as it will depend on whether to go for the standard shake, the fist bump, the weird upturned handgrip, the slap 'n' slide, the grab and backslap etc. Who knows what the other guy is going to to?!

Asking the important questions. Actually what should happen is that anyone from the UK should just leave, and N-Europe would continue on without us.

That's his name, Mr Spiderman. Like Zimmerman, or Broadman.

I don't know man, I played Spiderman 2 to death, and still didn't get bored. I think I near 100%'d it, and still spent hours just swinging around the city solving crimes. I didn't play any of the subsequent games though, so maybe it was franchise fatigue. I have really high hopes for this one though.

Someone mention a crown? Anyone know who's getting it?

That was a pretty shit game - neither team really managed to string any passes together. But at least Roy got his first tournament win since 2012.

I agree with Ronnie, if anyone else posted that, no one would care. Just ignore him if you don't agree with him.

That piece Nicktendo posted was written by A. A Gill, by the way. Should probably give him credit.

Le master trole. I suppose that's a good point. If MS Sony and Nintendo had only announced one game each, then it might have been different. But I suspect the revealing of a new Zelda game will always be high on social media regardless of whatever else Nintendo show or how good it looks.

I think the way that it works is that every console manufacturer has an certain amount of social media points, and they can share them out between whichever games they want. Nintendo knew this, and cleverly restricted it to one game. Genius.

Wouldn't it be better to just ring @Shorty?

I was always Banjo > Mario 64. Just felt more fun to play, and the world's were more interesting and had a good sense of humour. I can't even think of the last proper 3D platformer I played...probably Galaxy 2?

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Saw this doing the rounds on Facebook:

So do they get the crown? Do Nintendo get the crown?

I predict a riot. Oh that's already happened? OK, I'll go for 2-2.

That's assuming that they are voting purely for themselves. If someone voted to remain because they were concerned about the poorer members of society, you wouldn't care how old they were. If an old person votes leave, they may be thinking about future generations and how they will be affected in the future. Edit: Man, that didn't come out as good as I had it in my head... Basically everyone has the right to vote, whether it be for selfish reasons, or not.

Wow that's cheap. I'm considering getting one for that price. Do either of them have any single player, or is it all multiplayer?

Just check the current odds, that's what I do. Bookies never lie.

Fair enough. Maybe if it turns out to be great, I'll see whether my laptop can run it. I do enjoy a spot of pirating every now and then.

Is it just Xbone and PC? Or will it come to PS4?

Hey man, calm down. No need to be so enthusiastic.

Why does that stoat have Donald Trump's hair?

It looks OK, but I doubt I'll buy it straight away. Nintendo definitely get a lot of praise for trying new things and changing it up, but what I've seen doesn't really excite me much. I'll have to wait and see what hype next year brings.

How about Massive Marathon in Memory of MadDog?