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This is such a shame. He seemed like a really nice guy.

Got a new Joe pic

Oooh, that reminds me, I do have a £10 Play Store gift card that I haven't been able to find a use for...

Yeah, they're clearly just a group of journalists.

They also got rid of Team Rocket years ago. It's Magma now, or Aqua, or Plasma or something.

Yes, but then you'd only be allowed to own either a Weezing or an Arbok, and a Meowth.

Is that Charlize Theron? And where the hell is Jonathan Rhys Davies?

Has anyone contemplated spending any actual money on the game? I haven't needed to, but I wonder if I'll be tempted when I've run out of Pokeballs and a rare 'Mon appears. It's easy to justify 79p once or twice.

My favourite robot back in the day was Cassius. Man that was a beautiful robot, and would have done so well had it not accidentally driven into a pit. One of the first proper SRM as well I believe. Hypnodisc was insane. Loved how destructive it was, but that's all it had really; it wasn't very maneuverable and only had plan A. I haven't managed to watch this yet, but imma try and watch it on Monday I think.

Swoop swoop!

Of course it is.

Indeed! Doesn't it taste sweeter? Figuratively of course. Don't eat Pikachu. I am currently sheltering from a thunderstorm on my way home, and found a Bellsprout!

I'm sorry if I have angered you, but I was genuinely just being silly.

In my mind it's akin to those who radio in the locations of the Big Five whilst on safari. Yes, you managed to see a leopard, but all the fun and mystery of searching is gone. So to be serious, no I don't think I would use that map. And to be clear, I have no problem with you using it either. I'm tugging your leg.

Whatever you need to do to feel justified in cheating at the Pokemons, man. I just walk about. Like in pokemon! I'm already at 30 types caught. Do you want to see my Rattata?

Ah right. You were cheating. Saynomore.

I thought pokemon only appeared when you were close enough to catch them? I've never seen one too far away to catch at least.

Well you could always do it the Nintendo way, which is to fill the whole screen with a talking owl or fish, who'll tell you how to equip your sword, stopping the gameplay entirely. *winky face*

Those are on screen tips for first time players...

Why they don't just make a console as powerful as PS4 that can play all the multiplatform games as well as their exclusives.

Unbeaten in 58% of games? That's pretty good for a relegation threatened team...

Ah, that was going to be my next question. *puts car keys back*

That's like saying spoilers don't take anything away from the enjoyment of watching a film. You can still enjoy both, but deep down you're a little disappointed because you knew what was going to happen.

Tried leaving my phone on in my bag when I cycled home last night, with the screen turn off set to 30 mins and Pokemon Go set to battery saver. Arrived home to find my phone at roughly 300 degrees Celsius and in a crashing loop. I had increased my egg distance by 0.1km.

You fat bastard.