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Ah right. You were cheating. Saynomore.

I thought pokemon only appeared when you were close enough to catch them? I've never seen one too far away to catch at least.

Well you could always do it the Nintendo way, which is to fill the whole screen with a talking owl or fish, who'll tell you how to equip your sword, stopping the gameplay entirely. *winky face*

Those are on screen tips for first time players...

Why they don't just make a console as powerful as PS4 that can play all the multiplatform games as well as their exclusives.

Unbeaten in 58% of games? That's pretty good for a relegation threatened team...

Ah, that was going to be my next question. *puts car keys back*

That's like saying spoilers don't take anything away from the enjoyment of watching a film. You can still enjoy both, but deep down you're a little disappointed because you knew what was going to happen.

Tried leaving my phone on in my bag when I cycled home last night, with the screen turn off set to 30 mins and Pokemon Go set to battery saver. Arrived home to find my phone at roughly 300 degrees Celsius and in a crashing loop. I had increased my egg distance by 0.1km.

You fat bastard.

It's mostly Weedles near me. I suppose it depends on where you live though? Rattatas and Pidgeys in towns perhaps and bug pokemon in the countryside?

I wish they'd add an background running mode....

They'll probably call it something lame like the Nintendo Xcite.

I'm sat in the park, and my Internet signal keeps dropping out. But only when I'm playing this. Does this happen to anyone else? Goes from full signal to zero instantly, causing the game to freeze...

Ah yes, for some reason I thought when you traded it, you lost the three it was carrying, but you got one back.

That didn't work for me Shorty, but no matter. Still caught myself a cheeky Dratini. So is the only way to get Dratini Candy (for example) catching Dratini? If I want to evolve it, I'll need to catch 22 others?

Got my first egg, but I'm so far away from hatching it. Only walked 0.17km so far. I can't bring myself to walk around with my phone out looking like a lemon. It would be great if it could run in the background and record how far you've walked with your phone in your pocket.

Matriculation is what happens when you join uni, so technically you're right, but I don't know if it's a real word or if anyone ever uses it. We'd just say 'kicked off the course' because the English language has no flair.

It did read like you were being passive aggressive at people who may have enjoyed an ending that you disliked. But you've clarified it now. So it's all good in this particular hood.

I agree, the charm of the lego games was how they told the story without voices, using just mime. I tried playing the demo with my wife, but she lost interest a bit. I think you have to pick and choose which lego games to try, as there are so many of them. I'll probably wait for one that grabs me more.

World's Greatest Detective @Shorty?

Happy Birthday fellow honorific'd friend.

Of course not. I know he's actually Danny DeVito.

I just think that his title of World's Greatest Detective is a bit grand considering he's never had to solve any particularly difficult mysteries. Hmmm, someone robbed this bank, and left nothing but penguin footprints all over the place... Huh, someone let out all the criminals, and there are no clues apart from this Joker playing card... Who could be planning on freezing the city's water supplies!? Who!?

Surely Sherlock is the world's greatest detective? Or Poirot? Morse? Marple? Frost? Fuck even Creek's a better detective than Batman.