Ellmeister

The bottom picture looks really fake to me.

But it would be royalty! I've been reading up about this and really looking forward to it now, just thought I'd venture down to these boards and show my enthusiasm :p

I read a lot of your stuff actually (so bored at home right now). You post about pretty much everything!

Do channel 5 have somewhere to watch it live during the day like Channel 4 did? Or is it just the updates they show at the end of the day?

So you can relate to being mugged out of all your clothes? Or having a little kid pull down your swim shorts in front of girls showing your unimpressive manhood? :p Interesting.

Good thing he wasn't looking through the eyes when the boy was bathing with him! :p

You're just jel.

Maybe he just really hates lucas.

What is that about?!

It's "mummy" down here in Essex.

I thought an inquiry had already been held and details released. I know about what the effect of the signatures will do, I don't understand what more is wanted/ what hasn't been released to the public.

Barton has been banging on about this continually over twitter just constantly saying sign up. What are you hoping this will acheive?

I took that out after seeing it and the site still didn't load for me, turned out my internet had crashed itself, should have really deleted my post afterwards. As much as I'd love those cuff link, I'm going to have to resist!

Computer charger sorry :p

To be honest I'm really not sure how the line-up will turn out. I wondered who would be taken out and think Ramires would be the most likely. Obi, Lampard, Mata, Malouda, Torres and Drogba hopefully. I wasn't convinced by Alex on Saturday which is a shame because I think he's usually great but seemed to struggle especially against Long a few times.

My charger just went snap, crackle and then pop. Now it doesn't work and has left a small burn mark in my carpet I think the wire was bent when I turned it on. What a crappy start.

I've predicted a draw tonight. Come onnnnnn draw :p

The way they dress in funeral attire is the best thing. I'll admit I haven't played for a while. Damn chicken guy annoyed me too much.

Link doesn't work for me

He's ours now

I thought you weren't into girl Diageo? Stole stealing everyone!

Inbetweener Movie Didn't live up to my expectations. Was quite predictable and although I did laugh at a couple of things I was thinking I would be laughing a lot more.

That's why I'm team leader :p

That's avoiding the question, Paj has drawn everyone's by himself obviously. Describe your picture and tell us what your other ability is...