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Looking to get a nicely priced headset. Hopefully something under the £40-50 mark with a good mic. Any suggestions from you peeps?

Dude signed it as well.

Awesome to see that my post regarding the cinema shizzle didn't go over Just noticed one of the Zelda keyring keys has disappeared from my keys. Fucking gutted. Might reinforce the Boss Key keyring to make sure that doesn't fall off too :'(

If Dick Masterson plays some Michael Bolton to Maddox next Tuesday, I'm going to be very pleased.

pr0 rant coming. Gotten into trouble once again at work, for thrice offences. The first was for a remixed shift I did so I understood that completely. The second and third ones I found a little dubious. Ages ago I made a Facebook group for our store, so other staff members can find each other, make announcements, beg for shift covers etc. Not too long ago one of the managers made a group called "Fun at Work", which is something Tesco are trying to force down our throats. However it generally involves the following: "Wearing a certain colour/s to work" or "Some form of fancy dress", they're primarily to coincide with some topical/recent event. For example if England are playing we can wear an England shirt to work. They did a Minions "theme" where we could wear yellow, or dress like a Minion. Thankfully I wasn't working that day otherwise I would've shat myself because I would've been having so much fun. Bascially, Fun at Work is equivalent to a non-uniform day at school, except you don't have to pay a Pound or bring in a can of Beanz or something. Since "my" group has more members, I decided to promote the group with a nice post: "On the offchance that someone has to themselves whilst at work - "Fuck, those people are certainly having 'Fun At Work', why wasn't I told?!" Worry no more. Many people are already members, but here's a headsup to a group [Manager] made... some time ago. I don't know when. However it encompasses the essence of Fun at Work SO MUCH that the group name was inspired. Keep yourselves up-to-date with all the banging gatherings on fancy dress on days that you're not working, and maybe other stuff. It gets updated more than this group. Honest. https://www.facebook.com/groups/1685455611673805/?fref=ts" For some reason, the manager in question took offence to me promoting her group and showed the Store Manager and another senior manager. After being pulled aside by my manager for this (and the others) and asking what exactly what offensive, he couldn't offer me a conclusive answer, although it was probably the word "fuck" which was so offensive. Also, technically, that it was on Facebook, however my group is a secret group which only members can see - so her showing posts to non-members, disgraceful. I removed the word, hopefully the end of it. Now I feel betrayed for doing overtime on her department this week. I have my revenge already planned though, courtesy of some Snapchats which will find themselves being delivered to the Store Manager via Royal Mail... Thirdly, which is my favourite, is that I've been asked to stop circling the spelling and grammar errors that are notices that managers put up. I've been doing this for some time now. During a forum meeting several months ago they learnt it was me, mainly because I complained to my forum rep who passed on the concern and it left little choice as to who would've given him a complaint card-thing - I wasn't bothered if they knew it was me (there have been some occasions since where someone else has done it for me). My complaint went as follows "Incorrect spelling and grammar from management on staff notices. Recommended solution: Use a dictionary/spellcheck". At the time they actually agreed with me, they said it made the place look unprofessional in case a manager came and saw that products had a "cereal number". A Personnel manager was feeling rather pleased with herself because I'd not circled anything she'd written yet and the Store Manager joked that I should be the Official Tesco Proofreader, which even though I knew wasn't going to happen, was wishing they would come to me with some notices for me to check, I hoped that based on their jovial take on the situation that they were going to get their shit together. Sadly this wasn't the case and my work against retarded notices continued. Suddenly I get pulled up on it, I mention all the joking and my manager was all "Yeah, they were joking"*, obviously, but after pointing out that at the time they didn't ask me to stop then he had no response. Went to tell my forum rep who said that they probably wanted me to stop was because there were too many errors being circled, which is somehow my fault that they can't spell for shit. A sign saying "Last stock rescults were...", which was circled months ago and is still on the wall right in the middle of the staff back area, so hardly hidden and easily fixed. Yet instead of sorting it out, they go after the vigilante who tries to solve the issue. Now I know how Batman feels. Spoke to my union rep today, apart from finding it humourous, she says there's nothing they can do to me if I continue to do it. Plus they'd have to prove it.

My guess is that they'll want you to listen to it being done, so you can see if it's any different than how you expected it to go when you were writing it. And make tweaks if necessary.

Since that post I did harass them on thw Twitters to see if they were going to get it, they revealed they did and my pre order hath been changed. woo [EDIT] Just clicked on link. ONE HUNDRED FUCKING QUID?! TO THE TWITTERS!

I don't see why people thinkg going to the cinema alone is somehow a weird concept. You're going to be sitting in the dark not talking to them anyway.

You had your chance to do that with some accident at work action but you didn't think an official note from a registered medical professional about your injury was somehow insufficient So - most dubious claim there.

Ok I'm not sure if I have enough time to reply to both posts before work but shall try, if not I'll come back to pratty later :P Not really, in our gym the machines/majority of hand weights are upstairs near the changing rooms. Plus still a bit apprehensive on doing it the "normal way" Nope, just a general fap about and if I feel a different machine I'll have a lil go on it. Keep the body guessing ¬_¬ 2 sets of 20 yeah, not really any reason for that either I'm hoping to keep some of this up as part of my thrice a week visit. Mainly to reduce dat beer belly (although going a weekend without getting drunk would certainly help) and build the guns. As rope thingy is unclear, there appears to be a lack of pulling in your routine, the dips cover the push motion, but without pulls (motions that work the upper back and biceps) you could develop imbalances leading to pain and injury, and poor posture. Some kind of row or pull up would be ideal. Tricep extensions, as with bicep curls, may not be necessary, just depends how much you want to empahasize your upper arms. I would've used the lat pull but someone was using it. ROPE PULLY THING! Was some pulling action. Reason I went for 2 x 10 this time because last week I did 3 x 15 with 3kg my legs couldn't work properly for a week (see previous whiny post) I'm not sure what a carry is

You're mostly hair anyway, it'd all blend in.

OK, felt a little "pumped" at work, so did a little extra at the gym today. So lemme know what you guys think of dis workout: 2 x 10 sets of squats, 3kg weight held out at arms length 5 minutes on cross trainer 50-80 (wasn't counting, listening to Maddox & Dick) crunches on abdominal crunch bench 5 minutes on rope machine thingy 2 x 20 sets on leg extension 2 x 20 sets on seated leg curl 2 x 20 sets on triceps extension 5 x 20 sets on seated dip, going down in weight every 20 then back to first weight for last 20) 4 mins on cross trainer. I did a lot more/was there longer than normal but I wasn't really sweating as much as normal (as I would normally start off with my 200 calories in under 15 mins on cross trainer), since I'm guessing it was more muscle building than cardio (right?)

So you got none of those kids to join the forums? Or just the girls?

Who were these lovely looking ladies?

Invested on the Kickstarters, should be good funs.

I may consider trying it at a lower weight and seeing how crippled I become. Wassa leg day meme shit? Just that people do them? Some peeps at work do those, then it's "back, tri and quads" day or some other shit. I go thrice a week, although only twice this week due to dem leg gainz. Bolton Bath. Naaow.

You bitches and bloody squats... Thought I'd give it a go on Monday, I was a bit anxious about going under the bar across my shoulders, but my mate recommended you could just do it standing up with your arms held in front of you. I've seen some people do it holding kettlebells etc in their hands in front of them so thought I'd start off slow. So did 3 sets of 15 squats holding a 3kg weight in front of me, then went about my normal regime. I wake up Tuesday with burning portions on my thighs, just on a certain area on each, which fucked up my walking. I was going down stairs sideways at home because I couldn't raise my legs high enough. Wednesday was even worse, I think people were looking at me like I was walking around drunk. Pain has lessened now but it's certainly put me off trying them again.

Just come back from seeing it. Wouldn't know about the cut scenes as I didn't know what was meant to be in it. Doom was in it for longer than 20 minutes, just not as Doctor Doom for the majority of it. His powers did seem weird, but it mainly just seemed like energy/matter manipulation, or rather telekinesis. Clobbering time, eeeh, kinda, his brother does say it before trying to slap him around, but then their mum comes in and lays the smack down on the brother. Beat him senseless is a massive exaggeration. It was basically one long origin film, something that they could've condensed to half the time and made room for more action. Doom's motives seemed a bit off as well, at the start they talk about using other dimension energy as a way of alternative power sources, saving the planet etc, Victor is just being broody at this point saying "Well, we're the ones destroying the planet so maybe we've got it coming". Later on, it's "Fuck it, I'm going to destroy the world", not take it over a lá regular Doctor Doom.

Finally got a response to an application I fired off. This time from E.ON. It's more than likely call centre work - hopefully inbound, I've applied for so much - but it's nice to actually get a reply other than the automated "We'll get back to you" and never do.

Either Minions goggles or Doc Ock goggles.

Bagsy best man.

THE MOUNTAIN I TELLS YOU.