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Kelly booked ours last night. Got some Row G action.

Brings both parties great satisfaction :awesome:

Yep, getting my mack on with the ladies with my perfected Viper technique would've been most rewarding. For them. I don't see many teens wanting a house. I'm seeing even less adult peeps wanting a house now. Some are telling me they'll never get a house and would rather spend money renting a place. When I mention that we're planning to get a mortgage because we'll be putting the same money in but will be getting back when we sell the house, their response is that they have the freedom to move out whenever they like. True, but not a dynamite rebuttal.

Someone showed me this at work and it cracked me up. And I don't really like Cena.

That reminds me, I need to find myself frames for my Zelda Symphony posters. The bloody things are bigger than movie posters.

I would say that that aspect is paid for by all the mobile telephone companies that they have sold their spare signal space to, or that could just be radio waves. Which the BBC could be making a killing on.

When people say they don't do advertisements, they obviously mean products, there's a difference between learning about a couple of future programmes in under 30 seconds compared to 3 minutes plus of DFS sales, Game of War and learning BT Sport is sucking all the football from everywhere adverts.

I don't mind the licence fee either, so long as it's spent wisely. Hearing Graham Norton/Jonathan Ross/Whoever is being paid several million displeases me.

2 tickets to see this at my local cinema on 2nd October with my brother. Had to lend him a USB stick with an... acquired... version of Battle of Gods, just do he could get who Beerus was.

You mean you've missed all the shitty BT adverts about it moving? Either way, the license fee pays for the BBC shizzle, not ITV, they have delightful adverts and all their gameshows now have their prizes donated by companies. Also, football is wank. That is all.

I expected to be more successful (not too much, not in a big headed way), but pushing 30 and working only 25 hours a week is simply depressing. Still living with Mummy which is alright I guess. Can't wait to see how much money I'm left with each month after I move out and dem bills come rollin'.

Put a nice wig on it.

Not actually the image of what I bought, but is a hint. At Tesco you could buy Age of Ulton on blu-ray for £15, or a double pack with the original Avengers Assemble for £20, checking how much CEX would offer for the original film (which I already own) and finding out they would offer £9 trade in, which hopefully Grainger Games would beat to make a tenner to put towards my Tales of Zestiria pre-order, I got the pack. However Grainger Games could not beat CEX so had to take the £9 trade in voucher, which wasn't my plan A, but was an acceptable plan B.

Less impressive then, if you've gotten used to the woman...

Impressive. Full arm around the woman and hands on the body. You've come a long way, I put this down to my expert tutelage. Most impressive.

I was tempted to get this from my CEX as well, but someone said that there was another special edition remastering anus version of the set. I've not seen anything of it yet, mainly due to lack of looking.

I've been "drafted" into representing our department (comprising of about 5 people) for the FUN AT WORK meeting in October. I think they're trying to be sneaky about it and try and make it all about me and go "Well, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?!" after giving them so much shit. So I have a couple of choices: A] Checking with my union rep about flat out refusing and them being able to do fuck all about making me go. B] Blow their minds with some quality ideas. I'm going to try for B before A, so far I've got: - Replacing the game in the canteen with something other than FIFA, which is primarily used by male managers who should be doing their jobs. I'm going to suggest Mario Kart but since it's a 360 they'll bitch about not being able to waste off a console, so an actual fun game for the 360? - Nude calendar near the end of the year, for charity of course. But I'm crowdsourcing for more, anyone got any ideas?

From favouritest Tales' gamesings.

40% off at amiami.

They had some duvets going dirt cheap at work so got two king sizes £3 each (one for Mummy) and a double for £2.50. And some pillows. Most expensive thing was £18 for a king size version of this: http://www.tesco.com/direct/digital-vegas-print-single-duvet-set/230-9202.prd?pageLevel=&showRvSkuImage=true&rvSku=219-9025&selectedVariantValue=Multi

There's only one prostitute in Game of Thrones?

Decided to give this a go: "Some like it hot and then some like it scorching! These wings make a trip to the sun sound like a chilly day out. 24 chicken wings coated in our extra special HOT HOT HOT chilli sauce and a portion of nacho chips, served in a fire extinguisher and with plastic gloves (just in case). This sauce contains mouth-numbing chillies such as the Birds Eye Red and Naga Bhut Jolokia, this is not one for the faint hearted!" Very misleading, didn't get any gloves. Feeling very confident at the start... Halfway through, was feeling the heat, but nothing I couldn't handle... Victory was mine. Complete with commerative certificate. Piece of piss to be honest. Had much hotter wings elsewhere, either that or my taste buds have become that awesome its tolerance to hot wings has increased.

I got some of those cards on Table Top Day, with random shit like - "Name two episodes Wil Wheaton won" and Geek and Sundry relevant shit like that. Not sure what I've done with them actually. Kelly brought two new games last week, before I purchased Munchkin Panic. Which does not involve dice which split into portions, much to my dismay. She does like her deck building games, ever since Dominion got ruined she's needed a game like this.

Nice one Pauly! It'd be great to hear anything from the jobs I've applied to. Just a confirmation of application and then no reply. Boo.

Delivered some hardcore beatdown on a manager today (happened to be the same one who bitched about her Facebook page but that's just coincidence) In their infinite wisdom, the management have decided to keep a lorry permanently at one of the loading bays*, to hold all the student shit that they've ordered so much of it's clogging the warehouse. Last week I got asked to put some stuff in there. Whilst doing so the warehouse manager said that Tesco wouldn't be responsible for any accidents I may have in there as I didn't have the correct safety shoes. This morning I got asked to help with bringing in a delivery, it's been pissing it down for the past 6 hours so everything is slippery. I ask: EEVIL: "Don't I need safety shoes?" Warehouse guy: "You're *supposed* to." EEVIL: "I'm going to have to have a word with my Union rep" Manager: "You can go if you're going to be like that." EEVIL: "OK." And I walked off. Five minutes later she comes up to me wanting to know my shoe size. We've been enquiring about stock control peeps getting safety shoes for some time, because we're in the warehouse fapping around with heavy goods more than most in the store. It's amazing how corners get cut until someone tells them to fuck off. *The only one we can actually use, the other one is a lift, so when a massive delivery comes in they put three cages on the lift, go up, drag off, lift down, rinse and repeat. This is them knowing full well that a sign clearly says it's not meant to be used in this manner.