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Only with something proper.

Aaaah, so the fans are too proud to admit their team has gone shit. That "lower level" will now become EQUAL! LET ME WRITE MY THOUGHTS IN MY JOURNAL, THEN SOME BAD POETRY ON DEVIANTART!

Yeah, you got tits. Same here, my score finally averaged out at 55.5. Well pissed off. I guess I'll have to buckle down pr0 style for the next year.

Since you're starting to use usernames there, is there much point in sending real names?

People who get too much into football. It's all well and good feeling sad after a team loses a game, but to properly burst into tears like a blubbering vagina...

I've got another here, this Churchill advert with that lanky tosser boasting about how much of his desk filing clerk wages he's saved, with every sentence being followed by our main dog Big C's "Oh Yes!". Lanky tosser tries to get a piece of the action by repeating Big C. That's not my main beef with this advert, it's the reaction of the crowd. Check the front row, to the left. There's this old bloke recoiling as if the smell of the shit that Chinese kid had in the Glade advert had wafted into his nostrils.

But they don't sell dildos and anal beads at Game.

I'm not from Shrewsbury and I pronounce it pr0 style. YEAH BITCH. We have something similar in Leicester, although not at roundabouts ¬_¬ The lovely drivers blasting out shitty music and indicate a second as they're turning. Pricks.

The video or just the song? If j00 mean the song, is there a way I can find out how many times I've played it on Windows Media Player?

BUR-MING-HAM!

I have that song, class. I also think a few weeks ago I found that very same video and watched it many times over the next couple of days. Time well spent.

Over the holidays, whilst looking for a job and painting my house, I've found many videos of classic Disney films. Yesterday I watched The Emperor's New Groove, trailer for those who haven't seen it/wish to relive the magic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zedDkrNgFUg Today I shall be watching The Black Cauldron, I don't think it's well know but tis a classic I say. CLASSIC! Soon I shall be finding Mulan among other lovely Disney films. Is anyone else feeling this, or having something similar with other old films?

Chris here has just declared his love for popups.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEVjbosMqFM The original one with my main man Howard Brown, he was meant to be in a Nottingham branch just after that ad came out for publicity, me and a few friends went up and I printed certificates for him to sign... no such luck.

PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT!

I'm pissed off. I was really looking forward to watching Die Hard 2, by coincidence I watched the first a week ago. Now it's changed to Cliffhanger. I remember on 9/11 they changed Daylight to something shitty. ANYONE!?

It won't last a year.

No no no Triforcemon, put some effort in, we're going to rape shitty adverts for our own amusement.

Exactly. Top Of The Pops is back!

I got about a minute in and got bored, common effect of listening to his music. Wow, the crowd got moving because they arsebang Kanye West... Glad to see the memory is being held true by a enthusiastic black dude wearing old school 3D spex.

I present to you. French Toilets. That shit is on the pipe / button that's supposed to be that toilets flush.

What kind of Voyeur are you? SHOW SOME COMMITMENT LADDIE!

What bullshit did Kanye West speak about that wasn't his horrible singing? Piss off. It's a classic Elton song. Although not sure why it was used for a Sky Sports ad. I was off school for something, might have been a hospital appointment, but basically as soon as it happened it came on BBC1 and I was there.

Oh you only wanted positive help? Ok, I'm going to draw a picture of the public toilets for you.

Christ he brought out Joss Stone again.