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I'm surprised they didn't use the image they used more often, the school photo where it looks like she's sticking her tongue in her mouth in the usual "Duurrr" insult.

Went out drinking last night during/after work. Had another banging fit today, scraped some skin on my knuckle and knee. And now my throat is starting to give me agro. This is most displeasing.

I'm remixing that into one phrase: "Ask Tolkien to fuck off" GENIUS

The book wasn't very good.

The moaning is fun, even well before the holidays. What kind are you getting? My main source of moaning bullshit is this one lass who enjoys slamming in the line "God I'm such a loser" in every conversation, just to get loads of compliments. Use a vibrator.

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It still doesn't make it right.

I almost read that as "peruse her later". Now I'm kinda wishing you did say it.

You lazy impatient buggers!

I know. It's fun for all the family. So now you know it's a do or die position. Continuings on what I've been recommending in earlier posts, a quote from Ten Things I Hate About You has popped into my head: "Sweet love, renew thy force" Now we know what Ledger did with this advice, do you have a band you can take advantage of? That's what makes it a pr0 remix ¬_¬

Having divorced parents makes a shit out of any of these popular gatherings. I have solved this years thusly: Since I'm working Christmas Eve [lazy pricks] Dads pub is closest which I'll go to when I finish work, stay the night there. Open presentings there and get back to Mummys and open presentings there, along with the dinner. Then back to Daddys to get drunk. My dinner will consist of Turkey, Mash, Peas, Roast potatoes, Gravy... that's it.

I reaaaally hope Black Mask isn't even mentioned in the conception of a possible Third Batman movie, just so Paj will cry himself to sleep every night before its' released Let's just say The Penguin, this time played by a tall spindly man who has to bend down to fit in a room. It's genius. Mr Freeze, although the Arnie incarnation will be tough to beat. The way he looks in "The" Batman [Fucks sake...] isn't bad. The way he sounds is even better.

Remixing on what Ashleymon said: Do one of those "take a break" bullshit those Yankyland residents keep talking about on TV. Seems to work for them.

Please tell me you didn't use the bullshit beard. PLEASE SPELLER NOOOOO.

I practically do anyways. I work at nights so I'm at home doing fuck all in the day [When everyone else is at work], so when they're home and socialising with other gringo's I'm serving pints to old pricks.

You're feeling your relationship has gone stale, the pr0ness of the excitement of a new relationship with this lass has dwindled over the years. The pr0ness of the excitement of a new relationship with this other lass does sound temptedings to you, but you should try something with your missus to reignite the flavour that you two find so appealing of each other. REIGNITE FOR FUCKS SAKE.

I recommend Doggy Style. You need to spice up what you've got with your current missus.

Another Star Wars thing. Jake Lloyd managing to pull Natalie Portman. This picture illustrates just how outrageous the situation is.

I was looking at some pr0 models on Ebay, weird thing is on some models they say the model size is something like 13.5cm. Which can't be true on these models. I assume they mean width.

Exactly. We're talking like step-grandparents here so they don't get lists.

I thought that was why they got the stuff :s

Depends, some get you the single expensive shizzle. Jean-Paul Gautieré and the shit. But others do get you the Lynx etc gift packs. My entire years supply of deoderant comes at christmas, and then some.

Where did you get yours from then Hellfire?

I read about this yesterday, disgraceful. Who may do the computer's voice in the future?! I hope she managed to record some lines for the new movie.

Dude you should've waited! Everyone buys family smellies at Christmas, you're gonna have a gold mine come Boxing Day.