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So you should. It's a fucking classic.

Fuck Jeff Buckley. Sounds better without the strings as in Shrek.

That's what prompted the Facebook campaign "Tell Simon Cowell 'Fuck you! I won't do what you tell me!' by doing to what I'm telling you to do instead." I remember when Reggie did the countdown and whatever the X-Factor bloke was at the time "couldn't make it", and one of Rage mentioned they were happy to have broken the X-Factor monotony. I think he was just happy to have a number one single for a change.

How does one activate the videos without actually selecting them? I thought I had some dodgy porno virus.

Don't worry, the Band Aid only took a year.

Since ice is involved I'd recommend salt.

Elbow pads. Safety first.

Hamsters... They seem so pointless when someone else has one, but when you have one yourself you feel the love. Hamster loss is a dangerously uncool. I feel that. I always wondered how my hamster figured out how his wheel worked.

The six way then. Either way, no sock orgy.

The member known as Daft.

The three way one.

Never happens.

No doubt Chair put him up to it. WHOA WHOA. Cheel Daftmon. You saw what happened to this kid for saying one bad word.

And then there's the vision of you trying to wade out of them. Erotic :p I just keep them on. The attention is elsewhere.

The Web Slinger is more of a Dark Knight copy. Both nicknames for them.

What are the gifts?

This is where it all went wrong. You're meant to throw it away from the seagull so it chases after it. Leaving you with a nice getaway advantage.

Day of birth. Enjoy it! Beautiful. The days when I pronounced Sasuke as "Saz-ook", I was going to post the Impact-o video done by the same guy who did the Yatta Irrational Exhuberance video but cannot find it

I doubt he's going to give you all the money.

That Assassin's Creed Brotherhood seems to have arrived from Empire. I told them to cancel the order... Doesn't seem like they've taken any money out of my account yet, puzzlings. Anyways. Latest purchases: Bought for my girlfriend. Bought for my girlfriend to buy for me.

Just come back from the cinema. My first words as the credits rolled: "Christ that was boring." As semi-expected fuck all happens. I was hoping for a bit more drama on their search for Horcruxes. Instead you got random shots of tents in random places with no explanation given. This could've been done in 20-30 minutes max if they'd made it one film. The money hungry fucks.

Which is the bit that's missing for you? On the whole, I find games more rewarding than films/books/music personally. Even though you pay for all the content in a game you still have to work to advance to experience it all. A film, you just sit and watch. Music, you sit and listen (dance if you really want). Try to unravel hidden conceptions etc if you like, but (and this is just me) but knocking the living fuck out of some boss is more rewarding than knowing movie X was having a sly dig at socialism (or what have you) He's a poor mans Charlie Brooker. Simple as.

Dude can't talk whilst playing WOW. From what I've seen of it, it seems to be a simple button basher. At least that's all I really saw when I saw my housemate at Uni playing it.