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Got a 75% on my first law essay and after a nice day in Manchester playing in a Pokémon tournament (cards) I came around 15th. Not bad out of around 32 people and I should've been higher/joint higher but they have a weird percentage system how you people you beats win/loss record affects yours. Bullshit. But other than that: Good!

As well as any other language the people in the world of Pokémon speak, they have many characters with accents. I'm always curious as to how Pokémon who don't say their names were identified. [On a side note: Officer Jenny would definitely get one]

Was that the place that was ablaze in the video with the nice commentary: "It looks like there's a fire" Fucking idiot.

I agree, the pictures and some of that video don't do the scale much justice. If it weren't for the vehicle in the beginning shots I would've thought I was looking at a something resembling a small puddle.

I'm waiting for his explanation on how this apparently isn't natural.

Ah yes. Robotnik made the Ice Age happen with his Blizzard O'Matik 1000 and Final Fantasy characters made the Meteors crash into the Earth.

The dinosaurs would disagree.

And a good time is being had by all! Urgh.

Dark times indeed.

After you beat the shit out of it.

Saw this in the article of the latest Earthquake/Tsunami in Japan: "GREAT KANTO QUAKE" Nearly shat myself.

I didn't say never before did I? I have used it before. Just not to this degree of detail. I've just bought 90cm (3 feet) of the stuff. I'm gonna need it.

UPDATE BUMP! Prince One: This beast is almost 90% green Stuff.

We all know that wouldn't work. He's broken out before. He could do it again.

My main meal of choice if I'm cooking is something I can put in the oven with some chips at around 200 degrees for around 20 minutes. Spicy chicken, fish, etc.

Well early episode. Burned the fuck out of Ash. Ponyta suddenly decided to let Ash ride him and then evolve whilst riding. Just to beat a Dodrio.

Ride around on one of these badasses everywhere. Anyone pisses me off would find their house missing. Or this: [i didn't write this]

That's why I went for Tirtouga.

Tirtouga has made up the water part of my team. He's not bad to begin with, but like most young Pokemon have wank moves which need replacing. As soon as I got the cover fossil I checked Junipers opinion on her computer so see what she thought on my Pokédex, she said she had something for me and I should see her at the lab when I get the chance. Since I pretty much ran since getting the fossil I thought I'd go all the way back. Fucking bitch wasn't there. The moment I try leaving the desert ruins/thing after it, Juniper is there. With Cheren ready to stick his nose up my arse like the little bitch he is. My squad has now taken on a new member with Tirtouga. Now joining Zebstrika, Pignite and Tranquill on the journey to pr0ness. I was tempted to have Gothingy for my psychic choice but I don't like the look of it.

Jesus Christ... Does it come with some of Wayne Rooney's pubes or something?

Whichever makes you sick the best. So that's why people go even more wussy and pick Slimline?

You don't tick your own attendance? Disgusting.

Japanese. Use capitals boy. Anyway, here's some of them: http://www.gossipgamers.com/pokemon-redesigned-in-traditional-japanese-style-artwork/ Not sure if that's all the ones the chap did, there are so many as we all know.

True, you would have to know everyone before fully appreciating it.

Kinda, but he one of those kind of people who gets over attached, hadn't had a proper girlfriend in ages, very happy etc. Initially the breakup hit him hard, especially the speed between Sarah leaving Aiden and going out with Tom (under a day, no joke)