Wesley

Was my rape joke deleted? I'm confused to whether I posted it or not now.

Okay I sorta assumed people were already reading this, but maybe some aren't. http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/ Fucking awesome site. Anyway, one of the first ones, and probably my favourite. Fuck it, here's some more I like.

Bullets are expensive, yo.

I can't wait to have kids and do this sort of shit.

I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't actually real to be honest. It was funny though.

To be fair, I used to like every single thing you did on Facebook. I would have liked that shit yo.

Are you going to tell us where it even is yet? I'm just going to assume it's some kind of prostitution until you do.

I don't really think she sounds that spoilt, honestly. What has she really done, exaggerated what her responsibilities are and blown off some steam? That's what all teenagers do; it's just that now Facebook is the forum for that. Pretty cool that he shot the laptop though.

Get Internet Explorer 9.

I would have been 7. And now I'm at least 12.

It's expensive to get those child-slaves to dig for those diamonds, ya know.

Fuck offffff is she.

I've vowed to never read a comic. Ever.

Felt a little off to me. Just some really weird throw-away moments and at times terrible camera work. Odd thing to notice.

Your kids are fucking crazy. But they have a good taste in sandwiches.

Sorry, just need to derail the photography crap:

It would have been good if they'd just made it a 3 minute short.

I used it and it deleted all my files. Now my computer won't turn on properly.

Braaaaaaaaains.

The longest lasting? They're making it sound like a condom.

Photography is pretty easy and most people can do it though. @Goafer just uses a random number generator to place his camera, for instance.

It's not wrong. But I guess it's pretty shitty.

Since leaving Facebook I realised that most friends are indeed shit. You'd think a friendship would be good enough for someone to simply return an email. NOPE. Fuck that you, I can't like it or repost/blog/fuck it. Maybe you can fuck an email... Maybe that's what they're doing with my emails.

Yeah I actually don't see the problem in it either, to be honest. Yeah it's expensive but so's your face, right? Anyway, I'm moving into a career of being one of those Santa guys you see at shopping outlets and stuff. I wanna be a pro and go full-time. So it's that's about one month... Charge little kid ?100? I'll do the maths and make you realise it's actually not expensive...